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Why is it that my name, or at least the "RC" part keeps cropping up in topics. I'm really not that interesting you know.....

You know I have to giggle every time I see that cus my natural childishness makes me read it as "arsey".

Sorry.

Hmmmm...I never thought of that one!!

You are SUCH A LIAR!

Look at what I may have started!

My apologies again Ratcat.

Actually, it surprises me that no one ever said it before.

I did not! Hmph!...I'm an Innocent, RC...you need to remember that.

I think I make a difference between words in print and in sound. That's why. But from now on we shall you Arsey- Parsey.

Actually, that's when I noticed it. I was talking to someone on the phone and they called my RC and then it hit me.

Do I care, nope, cos generally I am arsey!

Sorry to hear that.

Well, it's in my nature I guess.

Hmmmm...how did I miss that one ? I think I need to take a Sith abuse refresher course.

There is good in her.....

We all missed it. I guess we missed that niche of evil. Well, can't win every battle, but we'll win the war!

I can save her... I have felt it....

And what will you have to offer her?

OK, point taken, she can burn in the volcano!

That's not very nice.

Well, you can offer her so much more...

A volcano, RC ? How rude. Perhaps you'd like a tornado in your bathroom ? I'm sure Edna can conjure up something in the nasty mother nature line for you..

*grins*

Oh Gundy, you know I love ya really!!!

Why do I have this definate picture of Gundy as a sacrificial vigin now?

Why, want the job???

Hmmm..NO!

Oh, I forgot, too late for that I guess.

Well, maybe if it was with Tom Hanks....no, how about Harrison, or Brad Pitt. Mel Gibson ! Oops...sorry my hormones got off topic there. Hehehe. now queeq-darling, before you go stomping off into your office, you know you're always be number one on my list.

The job was for Sacrificial VIRGIN!!!!

I can make Gundy one.... well, sacrificial at least.

Oh, I don't believe we have a problme with the sacrificial bit.

But what about the virgin part?

There are ways of reinstating that as well. But I can't tell or do that in public.

I don't think George envisioned the Sith with THOSE kind of powers....

Yeah...that definately..unique

Hmmmm, I'm not a miracle work.

Hey, the Sith evolve. They have been gone for 1000 years. Who knows what we've learned. Well, I know.

So how's first, ladies?

I'll just keep my.....principles...intact, thank you.

Intact????

Within reach ?

There's actually quite a good way to reinstate it. It involves milk.

Oh, this is gonna be real good.....

Some may find it a little gross maybe. So what shall I do? Tell it or not? (bet all the women are screaming YESSSSS now. Nosy critters. )

Well if not, I'm intrigued...

I'll probably never drink milk again after this one. And don't go massacring finti's poor norwegian cows eithers....

I hope it's not hot milk. Could you imagine the blisters.

Right on the mark, RC. Congrats.

Well, here's what you do. First you turn the girl or woman of your choice upside down. Then you poor some hot milk in there and wait until it gets a skin on top. Presto: instant virgin, just add milk.

And THIS. I want THIS removed from reality as well. You're lucky that Edna isn't here...

This place is not part of reality, Ush. If you want out, just wake up.

That is AWFUL.

I am crossing my legs in sympathy!!!

Besides, Ush, reality is not what it's cracked up to be. You better stick around.

Ush, it almost looks like you think Edna needs the hot milk treatment. That's not a very nice thing to imply.

WHAT!!!!!!

How dare you! That is slanderous!

Queeq, get that ring out. I want to wimp out another fight.

LOL. Sorry Ush, I was as shocked as you....

Ring is ready! Let the fight begin.

Ladiiieeeeeeeeeees and gentlemen! In the left corner....

Well, this should be interesting. Tell me, why are we fighting exactly?

You called Edna...a you know what...yep..yer bad!

(Ushgarak is on the phone to his agent)

"It will be great for the ratings, of course... mind you, Edna doesn't know anything about it yet... soon have that sorted... now, it IS in my contract that I can't actually be hurt in any way, isn't it?"

*DING* First round.

(Ushgarak struts around, looking great and manly)

(Low whisper) "Right, keep it to bodywork where I have the armour on, RC... and should we wait until Edna is here?"

*gets microphone* And Ushgarak looks exceptionally fit tonight, his moves are smoother than anything. He tries his right, his left and oooooooooooh.... that's gotta hurt. But RatCat is still standing....

(On his phone)


"Apparently I've started... was that in the script...? Surely at least RATCAT had to be here..."

*on microphone* But RatCat has his left uppercut. Ushgarak'd better watch that one... ooooh, too late... Ushgarak holds the ropes for a second and the ref stops the fight for a second.

But wait ratcat is fighting back a right then left. oh no
he is calling for it not the dreaded ratcat wack. he winds up and then BAMB. ush goes down one two.. oh no ush kicks out. ratcat can't believe it.

Hey! HEY! No-one told me about all this! Get me my agent!

*DING* End of the first round.

What the... you know, RC will be even more confused when he sees he's missed the entire round...

Odd fights you have here, queeq.

but ratcat doesn't care about ush's agent and attacks ush from behind, WOW what an hellashis and animalistic attack by RC, Ush maybe dead. Ratcat again with the ratcat wack but Ush again kicks out at two. and it is going out of the ring

HEY! Referee! And RC appears to be under mind control...

and ref phinney stops the match for a 30 second break before the beginning of round 2. Ush is non stop bleeding and has lost A lot of blood. the ring is now red. Ref phinney awaits Judge queeq's signal for the beginning of round 2.

Wait! Wait!

queeq, are you in on this?

*DING*

Ref Phinney hears the bell and starts the fight, but Ush is unable to get up will he be able to get up at the count of 10. 1.....2....3....4....5.....6.....7.......8......9 will he get up!RC is laughing at his corner.10! REF Phinney looks at judge queeq asking her if the match should continue, because after all Rc did attack USH during the break and not in the match

Yeah!!

Er... does RC get a say in this?

the ref is still waiting for queeqs answer.

queeq has, sadly, departed... but his return cannot be avoided.

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*RC slowly turns to survey the ring. Ushgarak stands in the far corner.*

*RC turns to look at Phinney6 and Queeq. Grabbing one in each hand, be bangs their heads together.*

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...times

You're both out!

Hurls them out of the ring and onto the matting.

Hey, I think that's a good ending.

But wait queeq and phinney6 get back in the ring and clobber ratcat several times with the ring bell. He is bleeding sooo much. looky there phinney6 is shaking Ush's hand omg they r playing ratcat for a fool and the count starts 1....2.....3.....4......5.....6.....7.....8.....9 ratcat gets up but again gets clobber by phinney .......10 they should have restarted the fight because ratcat got up but no. Ratcat was screwed by queeq and phinney6, as they shake hands with USH

So do I.

Ooh... now we have ending continuity issues... bit of a disputed script, there...

But ratcat u were screwed by me and queeq, U LOST HAHAHHA, oh no the president comes down and says to restart the fight, DING phinney6 starts the match.

Oh God...

Poor Phinney6 and queeq are delirious. Someone really should get a doctor for them.

RC leaves the arena, happy that no matter what else is said, true justice has been served.

I think the point of the whole thing got lost somewhere...

OH MY GOd watch out ratcat someone is in a car going to run u over

That's fine, I'm upstairs in the bar!

This has gone surreal...

This topic it getting boring lets all go chat at the bar

Difficult to talk there seeing you are dead...

My sith spirit lives on and on, Get edna witch to save me

Well, I'll ask her. She's a bit dodgy on the Dark Side, though.

Ratcat is evil, heck he looks up poor girls skirts. I don't blame him

Well, he's not going near Edna. And he got a shock at looking at Dim... that's worrying.

Someone is edna witch gelous.

I am her sworn protector. Anything else is speculation...

Ok OK I admit it. I am not a sith, I was only pretending, I have come with scrict order to help u bring justice to the bar, The Senate also wants US to destroy it, but I can't. I am the protecter of queeq and the witch.

Well, that's good, but...

Edna was upset at having ONE protector. A second will really annoy her... and you don't want that...

See you later.

Well tell her the story and she mite agree with it. But they ordered me and u to destroy this crunchy club. What r we going to do???

It's only fun when you're winning!

Ah too bad. The fight is over. Well better luck next time.

Well, as I won, and got to bash you into the bargian, I'm happy!!!

Yes, I figured you'd like that. Well, you're welcome to it. Hope it made you feel better. Revenge at last.

bye bye topic