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Is it my imagination or are there a load more new members recently? I was away for a week and this place has gone nuts!

Whats causing all the new traffic?
Where's Gundy gone?
Why can't I ever guess Ush's NTP game correctly anymore?
Who took a bite of my sandwich while I went out of the room?

If you can answer all these, you get a special prize.

yees...it is a rather high traffic

1. New members and bots?

2. Gundy was on this morning.

3. Because he's caused everyone to be NTP-challenged.

4. I did.

We should be fascinated with the sudden inrush of newbies- gives us a chance to impress them with our vast powers and abilities.

*uses Force Lightning and kills all the newbies*

Well, I impressed them.

Gunsy is often lured back to play RP...

Gunsy? Who's that?

I rather like the idea of new posters around here though. Rex, play nice with the force lightning bit....

If I have to play nice with it, I can't use it! It's only used for evil intent. Where's the fun in being nice with it?

Oh as you were then my evil friend!

*hits GS with lightning*

Oops, sorry...

Arrrgggghhhh!!! Oh don't worry 'bout it, I'll just go and regenerate....back in a minute.............(stumbles out of room)

If you stumble out of the room, wouldn't you fall over?

Ah now that is much better.... (Looks at himself with a grin)..Yes... I am back! Hahahaha!

New traffic is thanks to X-Men 2 and Matrix Reloaded.

Traffic to the main site has increased nearly four fold in the past month.

Fantastic news Raz!

Lots of hits on KillerMovies is always a good thing.

Here I am !

Its just Raz using his powers of World Domination. He's so clever with those, you know.

I always thought he was good with those.

And the ultimate goal of every Bond villian too.

Yes, but Raz puts them to shame. They use space ships and lasers and security guards, Raz uses...well, I don't know what he uses. Let's just say he's good at his job.

Traffic has increased 4 fold thanks to my fabulous new siggie

Yes Stexy that'll be it.

Hmmm, I was kinda hoping a girl would get the answer cus the special prize is a coupon for an hour of hot Mech lovin'.

Still want it Rex?

How could he refuse?

by answering "no"


say what?

so... this sandwhich... what exactly was on it?

Well it smelled like fish so .....

bleurgh! nevermind then!
carry on!

Newbies are cool.

yeah they do annoy me

damn bastards

well im not a new member, but i sorta am, i regestered awhile ago, but then i stopped posting, and well now, IM BACK.

Scotty

www.freewebs.com/howtopaint

hello again...then...though I don';t think I've ever seen your name....

Recently there have been a shedload of socks. Raz needs to come back and restore order.

actually, it's just been the same guy coming back over and over again...

Daedalus ras is back but once you know how to register multiple accounts on one computer, there is very little that can be done

Yeah so I'm confused about somethjing is this thread complaining about us newbies or welcoming us??? I joined because of Cyclops so It's all his fault with the laser eyes and the no glasses and such
*Rambles on aimlessly as exiting room*

U dig........

*gets out shoffle*

Why are all these ancient threads re-surfacing?

Gordon Skywalker eh? Now there's a blast from the past, whatever happened to that guy?

shoffle

i have stoped trying to keep up with new people.......even though i am still a noobie still.......they just go who are you???

that's what I wrote

Shovel

What, the percussionist from M People?

no, that thing you use to dig with

A trowel?

oh shovel!

i don't get it

what else is new?

lol you're the one who said shoffle

yerss! *pokes* meanie!

very, you like?

i know you're nice really!

shssss, my reputation!

laughing

oh i get ya

see! I'm mean to tha bone

of course

even deeper

he lies!

who does?

everyone

me too?

I've directed a few n00bs here, sory

cry sorry Mech, i cant help my newbyness!! But yeah new members = traffic!


mmmm sandwich drool

Im a noobie and all we noobs do is annoy other members with our not so good posts.

too true that is http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/iamwithstupid-sign.gif

cry

I hope everyone has noticed how very old this original thread is. Hell, I can't even remember starting it.

That's OK I can't remember stuff I started yesterday.

Someones getting old mechy wheelchair

Hey, you getting at me

I'm as old as the woman I feel.

*Pinches ST's bum*

Yay! I'm 16 again!

*girly giggle* renske
How's it feel to be 16 mech? I feel old wheelchair

Well I have no real social life, I get drunk very easily and my parents have grounded me again.

I wish I was older again.

I have a social life
Don't drink heavily and my parents are always gone

Wait till you're a bit older and all your dreams have been crushed, thats when the drinking starts.

They won't be, I'm gonna take over the world
I have all my plans laid out already, but before the world, it's KMC

Shhhhneaky, I like it!

You can help if you like
I need you to tie up all the members who have the slightest clue of afore mentioned plans

Consider it done...

*goes to find some rope*

Excellent
When I'm ruler you will have a high position mechy, something along the lines of FBI Female Body Inspector, just for you

I like!

Now we just need to get Raz out of the way

*shuffles back behind curtain, having overheard ST's plans*

Oh...... sh!t.......

*curtain shakes......... a lot*

*lunges at syren*

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!

I heard nothing!!!!

*jumps out of the way, and legs it full pelt towards the door*

*stops suddenly and holds up palm, in ST's face*

Hold up girlfriend, hold up.........

*continues to hold hand up in 'don't-go-there-girlfriend' fashion*

CAN I just say, your sig is drool-worthy? Thanx......

*legs it again*

*flips off heels and runs after* you are gonna have to pay for that!!1
and yea I know he's sexxay

ST, how could you after I specifically asked you not to put my picture in a signature! I feel dirty and used.

drool Mechhhhhh...if that IS you......you HAVE to marry me....i remember Silva mentioning something about putting your pic in her sig soon.............................................................

drool drool drool drool drool drool

*makes a flood* drool

Mech darling it's the price you pay for being such a sex bomb smoke

I'm gonna try and get rid of this dirty feeling by taking a shower.










I may need some help too.

sure, just don't drop the soap

Yerss you may be better offering to help the ladies shower not the Mechanical Cats.

but I don't need to offer to help the ladies to shower, they ask me

They ask you to stay away, I suppose that's helping them.

no, to shower with me, cause I can't do it alone

sadly the pic of mechy is gone now

replaced by one of you and Yerssot I see.

oh yea, I took that on one of my trips to visit yerss in Belgium naughty

Yerss looks like he's got a uni-brow in that picture, shave it you ape!

Are you dissing the quality pic
and look at his oh so adorable curly hair

I have curly hair, I hate it.

But I hate uni-brow's worse!

oh you shouldn't be dissing yerss' appearance there
I think he looks tres sexxay

With two eyebrows maybe, but one is freakish.

Well since the pic doesn't involve you in anyway mechy you shouldn't be criticizing

I'm gonna go change to font to my play boy font

Unless of course you wanna provide us with another smut shot like I had yesterday
I would gladly except that

Damn, still haven't got round to putting my holiday snaps on my computer yet; here's some grumpy new years mech: -

You look upset
Was the booze that bad

Nah, I was pretty drunk by then.

I was talking to my mate when I looked over and Mrs.MM was taking my piccy. I'm hardly ever grumpy, even less when I'm drinking.

so it's the actual act of taking the pic that made you grumpy

it's tha tie-man!

Maybe its because they're making me drink champagne and not beer.

those bastads!

Champagne isn't that bad..

How am I supposed to keep this fine beer belly up drinking champers?

no excercise and plenty of chocolate

The clues in the name ST "beer belly".

hey as long as it looks like one, noone will be any the wiser

come on over Mech, I'll try to help, but be aware, a number of glasses with darn large holes have been spotted near me