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This the ONLY sex you'll be able to get.

Once a day with a partner you'd consider a 2

Once a week with a partner you'd consider a 4

Once a month with a partner you'd consider a 6

Once a year with a partner you'd consider a 10

Which would you choose and why?

Not sure if my wife would approve any answer mmm

Just tell her its a thought experiment....

no masturbation?

Just the fact that you're asking says....

...wait for it...

...loads!

Seriously, Kris, sex and masturbation, two different things. You can masturbate all you like, but the only sex you'll get is in the OP stips.

I'm def going with once a month then.

Cool.

I'm thinking most people will. Trying to see where quality/quantity plays in here.

Originally posted by riv6672
Cool.

I'm thinking most people will. Trying to see where quality/quantity plays in here.

How good is the 10 and how bad is the 2?

Is 10 like once in a lifetime, ultimate absolute best, or is just...a really good lay?

After an entire year with no sex I'm not sure how much difference I'd be able to tell, let alone how....long I'd be able to savor it

Every 6 months with an 8/10.

I do what I want.

Ok, so this is a single intercourse? Will the person in question comply to any fantasy of us or are we having vanilla sex in misionary position? I assume we are keeping this as a very abstract choice and not adding problems such as wanting to have children or entering in open relationships etc.

I'll take the 10.

Originally posted by Bentley
Not sure if my wife would approve any answer mmm

Originally posted by Bentley
Not sure if my wife would approve any answer mmm How often do you have sex with her?

Daily sex with Emma Watson...

Hmm... mmm

Originally posted by MF DELPH
Daily sex with Emma Watson...

Hmm... mmm Keep mind Bruce will be watching.

That's actually a bonus. The looks of anguish on his face as I defile the love of his life and drop relentless money shots on her domepiece will make the experience much more fulfilling.

Some of you are really overthinking this.

Originally posted by MF DELPH
That's actually a bonus. The looks of anguish on his face as I defile the love of his life and drop relentless money shots on her domepiece will make the experience much more fulfilling. You nasty mutha haermm

Anyway, I was a virgin for 20 years and have like zero sex drive now- I think I could last a year.

Once a day would be exhausting, tbh. The frequency is actually worse than once a week, imo, regardless of how hot she was or how good the sex is. Anyone saying otherwise is probably 16.

The obvious answer is once a month with the 6.

Originally posted by MF DELPH
relentless money shots

Dibs on the band name.

Come on now. Once a day with a 2, sure, that would get old/boring quick. But you really couldn't have daily sex (even a quickie) with someone you're really attracted to/is fantastic at sex?

Smh...

I'm 34 and I gets it in. Also, sex includes sloppy top. After a long tiring day at work chillin watching a Warriors vs. Blazers game while getting some good head makes you feel like a damn king. You don't have to beat those backs every night. There's options.

Pon farr once a year w/ a 10. Internet/virtual-reality porn the rest of the time.

Once a day I Riv's mom texts me.

Once a week I bang her.

Originally posted by MF DELPH
That's actually a bonus. The looks of anguish on his face as I defile the love of his life and drop relentless money shots on her domepiece will make the experience much more fulfilling.

You need help.

Brucie is a qualified psychologist as well as a lawyer, you should talk to him.

Originally posted by Digi
Once a day would be exhausting, tbh. The frequency is actually worse than once a week, imo, regardless of how hot she was or how good the sex is. Anyone saying otherwise is probably 16.

The obvious answer is once a month with the 6.

Your woman needs to calm down if once a day is exhausting

Do you guys phuck several hours straight or something? Because like 20 minutes a day shouldn't be that exhausting.

I think we just found out Digi is as fat as Gecko.

Please say it aint so, buddy.

^^^LO frikkin' L!!!

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^LO frikkin' L!!!

You didn't answer my previous question. Vanilla intercourse? Enacting fantasies allowed?

I guess that'd depend on your game, player.

Originally posted by riv6672
I guess that'd depend on your game, player.

With my game there is no way I would only get laid once a month ahah

So, twice then?

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Once a day I Riv's mom texts me.

Once a week I bang her.

Dude if you do her doggy style & watch an episode of Animal Planet at the same time...You can pretend the smell's coming from the TV.

I'd respond with a Yo Momma joke, Esau Brak Corn, but well, your mother IS the biggest joke.

Oh RIV....*pats you on the back* You' ve come so far with those Special Ed classes.

Honestly it's an honour to know you....chortle guffaw...no no, I dooo mean it!

You had to edit that?

Yeah I edited it becos there was too many big words for you to understand.

Let me do that again with different emphasis and punctuation, as one post just doesnt do my amusement justice...

You had to EDIT that!

Originally posted by Robtard
Come on now. Once a day with a 2, sure, that would get old/boring quick. But you really couldn't have daily sex (even a quickie) with someone you're really attracted to/is fantastic at sex?

No, and I'm serious. Let me clarify, though: There would be days where I'd want it 3-4 times, and stretches of days where I wouldn't want it at all. 3-4 times a week on average is loads (pun intended), and far more than most are doing it, even ones having regular sex.

Not every time has to be spectacular; there's a time and place for a 5-10 minute quickie. But I'm not competing for any frequency awards. More often than not, I'd rather know I'm really going to be into it.

Originally posted by Mindset
I think we just found out Digi is as fat as Gecko.

Please say it aint so, buddy.

It ain't so. I'm 5'7", 140 lbs., and in as good a shape as I've been in years.

If you guys really want it every single day, there's no problem with that. But there's a place between having a sex drive that never takes an hour off, and an utter lack of libido. We need not resort to false dualism in order to one-up strangers on the internet.

Originally posted by Digi
No, and I'm serious. Let me clarify, though: There would be days where I'd want it 3-4 times, and stretches of days where I wouldn't want it at all. 3-4 times a week on average is loads (pun intended), and far more than most are doing it, even ones having regular sex.

Not every time has to be spectacular; there's a time and place for a 5-10 minute quickie. But I'm not competing for any frequency awards. More often than not, I'd rather know I'm really going to be into it.

Totally, now that you've clarified it. But I fear everyone (cept me) now thinks there's no lead left in your pencil

Thats about the size of my middle kid.
He runs like the wind...

Originally posted by Robtard
Totally, now that you've clarified it. But I fear everyone (cept me) now thinks there's no lead left in your pencil

Ha. Like I give a f*ck. I appreciate your concern, though.

fdog

Originally posted by riv6672
Thats about the size of my middle kid.
He runs like the wind...

Heh. Yeah, I was a runner in HS.

I'm way too old to keep up with him!

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Dude if you do her doggy style & watch an episode of Animal Planet at the same time...You can pretend the smell's coming from the TV.

Ur right his mom is pretty feral. I try not to invite her over cause she wants to eat all my food. She comes over and just starts munching on chips and cookies.

Originally posted by Digi
No, and I'm serious. Let me clarify, though: There would be days where I'd want it 3-4 times, and stretches of days where I wouldn't want it at all. 3-4 times a week on average is loads (pun intended), and far more than most are doing it, even ones having regular sex.

Not every time has to be spectacular; there's a time and place for a 5-10 minute quickie. But I'm not competing for any frequency awards. More often than not, I'd rather know I'm really going to be into it.



It ain't so. I'm 5'7", 140 lbs., and in as good a shape as I've been in years.

If you guys really want it every single day, there's no problem with that. But there's a place between having a sex drive that never takes an hour off, and an utter lack of libido. We need not resort to false dualism in order to one-up strangers on the internet. Don't tell me who I do and do not need to one up. babby

Haha