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Hi ladz and ladyz

Today I have a really bad cold and I feel really rough and I have a job interview at carlos and lewigi at 12.30

What shall I do
Go home after my interview and stay in bed
Leave school now and not show at my interveiw
Or
Come back after my interveiw and talk to you lot!
Help I don't know what to do I can't seem to shift my runny nose

Take some Lemsip and go for your interview, then see how you feel after that, if you feel well you can come back afterwards cos you sis might be on later too.

Thanks, How can I have some lemsip if I am at school use your brain Corran wheres gordon today? Wish me luck for my interveiw then!

Even though it's not untill 12.30pm

Uh..here I am....I just got up to check my messages. It is quite early here. Good luck on your interview and try to take it easy if you are feeling unwell. No sense pushing yourself if you feel bad.

Thankyou i have a good feeling about this interveiw i've always loved playing with my sisters hair and i'm really into hairdressing
What shall i do GS i'm not going home yet but should I come back to school and log in

Hard to say. Only if you feel like it.

Well should I come back

Oh what the hell i'm coming back i'm really addicted to this now!
love ya xxx

Yeh this forum is quite addictive but lots of fun!

Quite addictive really addictive!!!!

Agreed.

Bestest of luck emily. May the force be with you.

Thankyou Corran most appreciated thankyou every one for your suuport

Yes Master Corran speaks the truth. The Force shall grant you a terrific interview. Right Corran?

Yeah I hope so i need some good luck in my life?

Oh Indeedly doodly.

yeh well, Em. your not the only one! the way I'm going I'll end up telling J.Sainsburys to go stick their job where the sun dont shine!

And I thought you were up for Employee of the month too.

Why whats going on is they pushing my big sis around or are you getting board of being a till tart

bored is an undersatetment! I got and advice and councelling off of Sarah Back for not csanning and packing and the new MIND THE GAP policy! *mumbles* f**king s**t hole!

It will be ok your better than J F**king sainsburys wish me luck im off

Luck, now get going or you'll be late.

Till tart... hehehe...

Frankly I would take the stay in bed option... but then I have a computer right next to mine to come on-line with... so yeah. you should bask in our company forever instead!

I will be on line untill about 5.00

Woo-hoo! Where is it you log on from?

I go tthe job at the hairdressers thankyou every one i'm so happy it's unbelivable

SCHOOL MY FRIREND SCHOOL

A hairdressing job, eh? Sigh... I desperately need a job... I hate to sound stupid, in case the answer is 'cutting hair' but what will you be doing there?

Fantatsic news Emily. Hi Ush.

I will be cutting hair dying hair highlighting hair washing hair sweeping the floor having my hair done and styled and booking appointments talking to customers and making tea coffee and cappocinos

Hi Gordon! (waves)

Blimey... do you need some form of qualification to cut hair? I didn't know they let 14 year olds do it.

congratulations, you'll be able to do Lara's hair soon.

Good point.

Sounds cool. How are you guys anyway?

we are fine thanks i will be back in 10 minutes

So hairdressing is a girl's job or can guys do it as well, without being called nasty names I mean.

(waits impatiently)

Same as ever for me, Gordon.

Know the feeling Ush. So any good role playing happening right now?

Blokes can do it as well its not just a girlie thing ever heard of nikki clarke hes a hairdresser

I have a friend who went into hair dressing as his cunning life plan, he gets a lot of ladies due to his job causing him to have contact with a high number of them, damn my stupid career choices.

what do you do for a living

Male Gigolo

Oh yeah, Gordon, lots...

theres no way your a male slag be realistic

Male slag is SO much less romantic!

We have to do something to keep our heads from the clouds.

yep we sure do indeed this is a material world with material things

It's all true I tell you, ask Gundy, she's one of my regular paying Viewers. She's little wierd though likes me to growl like a Wookie.

Shut up you aint a male slag this is the real world not the pretend world I am finding this really hard to believe xxxxxx

Then ask Gundy.

And whos says she/he is going to tell the truth you have probably pmd her/him and told them to say you are

He's very selective, though. Wouldn't let me watch. Strictly woman only. Sexist!

Oh right wierdo not u corran

I have not PM'd Gundy to tell her anything, I do not need to, she knows I am a male Gigolo, and we do not consider ourselves slags, it is merely a service and as I am unintelligent and therefore unable to get a job using my mind I have to work using my body.

very sexy!!!!!!

What, being stupid but having a good body? Why can't a brain be sexy?

No not really, it's a dirty job but someone has to do it.

In fact you volunteered very quickly, before the draft, right Corran?

Yes, I try my best to do what I can for society.

Amazing stuff. You guys are geniuses.

Anyway must dash, I have a 'client' waiting. Ciao.

I am a really clever person too DON'T FORGET ME

I think it will be very hard to forget you!

I know thats because I am a kind bouncing and loving and just a lovely person

Modest too, eh?

Aww, I am sorry, have a hug...

You better watch it I am a lovely person with a heart of gold !!!!!




NOT

Eeek!

Where did Corran go? I just got back...

He's got to egt back to work apparently he's a male gigolo

it's not because he worked in belgium that he is one

NAHHH

Oh I see. Well thanks for clearing that up. Now I got one or two more questions.........

shoot ahead

Where are the rest of my regulators?

on the table?

I mean my merry band of online regulators? They are all absent from the Forum today, except for Augey. He was here earlier.

they are all sick?

Noooo just not online at the moment it seems.

they want to make you think that

{Taps nose in a knowing fashion}

*raises one eyebrow in bemusement*

Corran is a Ho and I'm his fun lovin' pimp.

Hey, these Huggy Bear threads don't come cheap you know.

*Struts off in pimp-mode*

this sickening!

Your telling me sis disgraceful

No she is telling us actually.

#**puts head in hands*

What is going on I am really confused
*shakes head and sighs*

dont worry about it, they're all mad!

Now, stop being so mean and confusing to the girls, Corran.

why not thats what he lives for isnt it?

I am not confused about anything. I have a firm grasp on this conversation...I think....

I do try.

I was being neither mean nor confusing. I was in fact being extremely helpful, Emily had misundertood and thought that Lara was talking to her, when in fact she was telling Gentleman Mech and my good self that it was a tad poor for her tastes.

And no I do not live to be mean to the ladies, unless that is what they want of course, I live to please the ladies.

*takes notes*
and this chocolate can be found WHERE exactly?

This has gone really off topic can we try and get back on the subjec before ushgarak closes the thread

(gets big locking key ready)

Please don't close my thread PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE xxx

over 100 and offtopic

(Oh! I'm so evil today )

Your telling me why are you being nasty to me and mt thread its you yerss thats bought it off topic

me? I'm the best friend of everyone (woof )
and things get offtopic, that's the kmc way

More like thats the yerss way maybe my other threads came off topic a little but we always got back on the topic but this one is just not going anywhere thanks for ruining my thread

didn't ruin it, chech around here, lost of threads get closed because they go offtopic

Yeah i know that but you have bought mine really OFF TOPIC stop throwing your toys out the PRAM

Well, let us not argue about it! Emily has a new thread now anyway. Closing.

I fail to see the problem