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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men say the following ,......

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives......... "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Sadly I did not, precisely because you warned me I would so I read it carefully.

I have also read it carfully so I will not read it again

What you should have called the thread, Corran, was "I bet you can't read this quickly and understand it." Then everyone would have tried to do that and fallen for the joke.

You plonker!!!

Well I just thought you might have read done it in the right context, I didn't eggspecked y'all to be so damned clever.

Ah, people like to be smug, see?

I see.

I knew this one from another forum
you're slow corran...

whaaat.

You ... are ... slow

whaaaat

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Is Mississippi really that hard for other people to spell? It's only four different letters.

No it is not, it is merely a joke using the humourous soundings that the Italian accent makes of those letters, I think it was quite clever that someone has come up with this, either that or it really happened which would be even funnier.

I read it twice, just cus you said I would.

I'm easily led into things...

Thanks mate.

I meant that there are a lot of jokes about spelling Mississippi. Why is that.

I don't know, maybe it's not hard and thats why all the jokes!

Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants. When the housewife came to the door, said he, "Pardon memadame, but I just ran over a cat in front of your house, and assumed that it must belong to you. I know this might be hard to hear, but Iwanted to let you know instead of just driving off...."

"Not so fast", says she. "How do you know it was our cat? Could youdescribe him? What does he look like?"

The man promptly flopped down on the ground, and said "He looks like thts"as he gave his best shot at a dead cat impression.

"Oh no, you *horrible* man", she replied. "I meant, what did he look like*before* you hit him?"

At that, the man got up, covered his eyes with both hands and screamed"Agggghhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!"

That was funny, Muj.

I reread your's Corran.

Funny stuff, Corran.

man that is quite confusing old chap

I did that as well

me too

indeed i agree

tee-hee, I even just re-read it myself again, D'oh.

i recognized the joke so didnt read it all the way through first time.

that actually funny

lol, this is funny! i did have to read it again. i was thinking of sex, not letters....

I read it again

that was mildly amusing

That was one strange joke.

i agree with you there

DAMNIT!!!!!


i read it again

Teehee. I read it carefully the first time so I wouldn't have to read it again

i did too

Very true

I did it twice for the pleasure.
__Thanks, Corran!

i got it the first time its funny

Hmph schmoll

He told me off for actually posting as it's an old thread. But it looks like it's a classic to me

oh dear

i didn't understand it wihle first two readings bag

i read it again too even though i read it really carefully the first time lol

jawdrop

I read it once. It was a stupid joke.

exactly.

was that at me? i felt dumb enough wen i read it the second time....

You're a prick