Edward The Milk Vampire vs Predators
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Reflassshh
The yautja from Predator 1 and 2 want Ed's skull, do they succeed?
Eddie doesn't have his super speed for this one. Fight takes place in a forest.
Placidity
I'd pick Predators with full weaponry. This is assuming the plasma cannon will damage Edward.
He will be a shiny target while Predators can jump from tree to tree.
Also assuming Predators don't try and take him H2H.
DarkSaint85
Edward.
They want his skull, using their honour system, they'll fight hand to hand.
Psychotron
Not necessarily. Edward is not human, and Predators use their weapons against superstrong opponents.
Time Immemorial
Edward strength and durability is above theirs.
Milky wins
Psychotron
Edward's shitty feats are ridiculously overwanked here, and I have no idea why.
RJ 2.0
Take away his speed? Gimp much?
FrothByte
Originally posted by Psychotron
Not necessarily. Edward is not human, and Predators use their weapons against superstrong opponents.
There's nothing about Edward to indicate as a threat. He has no sharp teeth or sharp claws. They'd probably take him on h2h and then they'd be ph#cked.
Now if they go on stealth mode and then attack with weapons, that could work. Assuming that:
1. Their weapons will work on Edward
2. Edward's telepathy won't warn him of the preds
3. The preds can actually see Edward. Arnold was able to disguise himself with mud. The twivamps are supposedly cold, like dead. Don't know if the preds will see him.
BruceSkywalker
Preds should not have much of a problem here
steverules_2
Originally posted by FrothByte
3. The preds can actually see Edward. Don't know if the preds will see him.
What?
wallman77
Originally posted by FrothByte
There's nothing about Edward to indicate as a threat. He has no sharp teeth or sharp claws. They'd probably take him on h2h and then they'd be ph#cked.
Now if they go on stealth mode and then attack with weapons, that could work. Assuming that:
1. Their weapons will work on Edward
2. Edward's telepathy won't warn him of the preds
3. The preds can actually see Edward. Arnold was able to disguise himself with mud. The twivamps are supposedly cold, like dead. Don't know if the preds will see him.
I'd argue even if stealthed, Edward's sense of smell and hearing would easily pick em out.
And please explain why you believe his telepathy would not work on them. There is no way the Preds get the drop on him. Even without his crazy speed he himself is the perfect predator in terms of all his enhanced senses.
wallman77
Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Take away his speed? Gimp much?
That's what I'm saying. Edward doesn't have his speed but the Preds have their plasma cannons? Mad handi...
FrothByte
Originally posted by steverules_2
What?
Dutch in the first Predator film was able to camouflage himself in mud and that made him invisible to the predator's vision. It looked like it was because it masked his heat signature. Considering that Edward isn't hot, doesn't even have living organs in him, it's questionable whether the preds can actually see him.
FrothByte
Originally posted by wallman77
I'd argue even if stealthed, Edward's sense of smell and hearing would easily pick em out.
And please explain why you believe his telepathy would not work on them. There is no way the Preds get the drop on him. Even without his crazy speed he himself is the perfect predator in terms of all his enhanced senses.
I'm not saying Edward's telepathy won't work. I'm saying the Pred's stealth will only work if Edward's telepathy won't.
steverules_2
Originally posted by FrothByte
Dutch in the first Predator film was able to camouflage himself in mud and that made him invisible to the predator's vision. It looked like it was because it masked his heat signature. Considering that Edward isn't hot, doesn't even have living organs in him, it's questionable whether the preds can actually see him.
Gotcha
wallman77
Originally posted by FrothByte
Dutch in the first Predator film was able to camouflage himself in mud and that made him invisible to the predator's vision. It looked like it was because it masked his heat signature. Considering that Edward isn't hot, doesn't even have living organs in him, it's questionable whether the preds can actually see him.
That's actually a very good point. So then where do we stand? The preds may not actually see Ed because of his lack of heat. They also probably would not be able to sneak up on him due to his senses. His telepathy may or may not work..and even so..we don't know how it works with beings whose language he doesnt understand. How does is mind reading work? Do the preds "think" in their native tongue?
Anyway without his speed, he is at a severe disadvantage of their plasma cannons. If he got up close i think he would rip them apart but can he get close is the question.
Time Immemorial
Humans have dodged that fire..don't see any reason Edward can't. Also me might not have his super speed but he's got his jumping ability.
Mario Stomp on them goombas.
Psychotron
Originally posted by FrothByte
There's nothing about Edward to indicate as a threat. He has no sharp teeth or sharp claws. They'd probably take him on h2h and then they'd be ph#cked.
Now if they go on stealth mode and then attack with weapons, that could work. Assuming that:
1. Their weapons will work on Edward
2. Edward's telepathy won't warn him of the preds
3. The preds can actually see Edward. Arnold was able to disguise himself with mud. The twivamps are supposedly cold, like dead. Don't know if the preds will see him.
Well if they can't see his heat signature they'll know something is up.
DarkSaint85
In Predator 2, they have more than one vision mode - those elite commandoes were ripped apart once he figured out they were using the cold.
juggerman
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
In Predator 2, they have more than one vision mode - those elite commandoes were ripped apart once he figured out they were using the cold.
It was shown in both AVP films and Predators as well
theTANTALIZER
Edward has no body heat. Edwards breaks a neck on one Predator. Stills his weapons. Blitz all of the Predators. Murder she wrotes.
Flyattractor
The Preds would know what their prey is capable of and would come packing the gear to take em down.
I vote for Preds.
juggerman
Originally posted by theTANTALIZER
Edward has no body heat.
Doesn't matter
FrothByte
Originally posted by Flyattractor
The Preds would know what their prey is capable of and would come packing the gear to take em down.
I vote for Preds.
How would they know what Edward is capable of?
Flyattractor
Originally posted by FrothByte
How would they know what Edward is capable of?
The fact that the Preds have been hunting on Earth for a very long time and would probably come across the vamps before now.
Sides opening Thread Op. Eddie don't got his "Super Speed".
Their weapons could crack even his thick rock hard head.
dadudemon
Originally posted by FrothByte
Dutch in the first Predator film was able to camouflage himself in mud and that made him invisible to the predator's vision. It looked like it was because it masked his heat signature. Considering that Edward isn't hot, doesn't even have living organs in him, it's questionable whether the preds can actually see him.
Oh, right. He'd basically look like a stone.
dadudemon
Originally posted by wallman77
That's actually a very good point. So then where do we stand? The preds may not actually see Ed because of his lack of heat. They also probably would not be able to sneak up on him due to his senses. His telepathy may or may not work..and even so..we don't know how it works with beings whose language he doesnt understand. How does is mind reading work? Do the preds "think" in their native tongue?
Anyway without his speed, he is at a severe disadvantage of their plasma cannons. If he got up close i think he would rip them apart but can he get close is the question.
Edward's mind-reading abilities are high-level. He can read low-level thoughts that do not involve language. An example of this is a fight with an expert vampire fighter, Jasper. Jasper is not thinking, "I'm going to punch his right temple at a 30 by 170 degree angle." And then Edward reacts to it. Instead, Jasper thinks about doing something and Edward can "see" it with his telepathy and avoids it. He was able to stalemate Jasper in a fight due to his telepathy.
FrothByte
Originally posted by Flyattractor
The fact that the Preds have been hunting on Earth for a very long time and would probably come across the vamps before now.
Sides opening Thread Op. Eddie don't got his "Super Speed".
Their weapons could crack even his thick rock hard head.
That's a whole lot of assumptions. We don't know that Preds saw vamps before. We don't know that they'll even recognize Edward for what he is. Until concrete proof is given, I'd think it's safer to say that the preds will either mistake Edward for a normal human or that they might not even see him.
Flyattractor
Originally posted by FrothByte
That's a whole lot of assumptions. We don't know that Preds saw vamps before. We don't know that they'll even recognize Edward for what he is. Until concrete proof is given, I'd think it's safer to say that the preds will either mistake Edward for a normal human or that they might not even see him.
I am just going to go with the assumption that that logic can go both ways.
FrothByte
Originally posted by Flyattractor
I am just going to go with the assumption that that logic can go both ways.
I don't know man. I'm basing my assumptions on stuff that you actually see in the movies.
Flyattractor
Originally posted by FrothByte
I don't know man. I'm basing my assumptions on stuff that you actually see in the movies.
You got me there.
Never saw em and never will.
Psychotron
If the Predator is hunting Edward then he must have some idea of what he is, otherwise why would he hunt an unarmed gay boy?
Reflassshh
The preds know what he is but they're not fully aware of what he's capable of.
Mindset
Originally posted by Psychotron
If the Predator is hunting Edward then he must have some idea of what he is, otherwise why would he hunt an unarmed gay boy?

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