Police and Government. Severe pain. Must read!!!

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b189
The US Government and Police departments of this country are now installing devices into your body to create severe pain.

They are installing devices into your head,mouth,shoulder,penis,vagina, once these devices are installed you automatically black out at night, they then proceed to enter your home, and install more of this crap into your body.

They want to hear every conversation you are having and control every aspect of your life, all in effort to line their pockets with money, with disregard to your life, and your family's life.

Help stop this atrocity by spreading the word to as many people as possible. Help stop the rape of you and your family by spreading the word and giving this message to as many people as possible.

Beware, the police and government are now having undercover friends drug you, put you to sleep, and install tiny microphones into your mouth and skull. Side effects may include severe pain, accidents that were not your fault.

When you go to sleep, you black out, and the government and police break into your home and rape you, and install more of these chips into your body.

Spread the word. Don't let new friends sleep over.

Tell all your friends, its only a matter of time before it effects you.

Signs that this has happen to you,

1. severe tooth pain.
2. pimple or series of pimples on skin
3. unexplainable itching
4. random mood swings through the day
5. discomfort in buttocks area
6. your girlfriends vagina has some kind of bump in it.
7. your penis has what you think is an std, however this legion needs to be cut off.
8 unexplainable pain randomly, throughout the day.
9 stomach pain, cant crap. anal pain.
10. severe migranes
11. burns on your body, (white stains on your skin).
12. severe depression
13. skin tissue is breaking down on face and hands.


things to do to annoy the police and government that are listening to you through unuathorized taps into your body. (this helps kill some of these in your body and flush them out)

1. making slirping sounds with your mouth.
2. try to stay up for over 48 hours without going to sleep, try to take a lot of craps.
3. monster energy drink.
4. avoid eating out, try cooking at home.
5. avoid shady doctors and clinics.
6. lots of bread and crapping.
7. after meals use a plastic toothpick to clean your teeth.
8. boiling hot showers.
9. only eat canned food.
10. invest in security cameras for your home.
11. sit out in the sun, tan your skin till black or burnt.
12. sit in a dry sauna. a lot of water.
13. sweat as much as possible.
14. as a last resort, if problems persists, find the point of pain on skin and cut a "v" shape on the spot where pain if coming from. please use this as a last resort.
15. lemons, limes, citrus, and lot's of vitamin c.

Lestov16
hysterical

dadudemon
Poop, pee, wieners, balls, t*ts, vagina, cock, buttholes, nipples.

Robtard
Hansen Natural Corp. has some weird marketing methods, imo.

Star428
Originally posted by b189
The US Government and Police departments of this country are now installing devices into your body to create severe pain.

They are installing devices into your head,mouth,shoulder,penis,vagina, once these devices are installed you automatically black out at night, they then proceed to enter your home, and install more of this crap into your body.

They want to hear every conversation you are having and control every aspect of your life, all in effort to line their pockets with money, with disregard to your life, and your family's life.

Help stop this atrocity by spreading the word to as many people as possible. Help stop the rape of you and your family by spreading the word and giving this message to as many people as possible.

Beware, the police and government are now having undercover friends drug you, put you to sleep, and install tiny microphones into your mouth and skull. Side effects may include severe pain, accidents that were not your fault.

When you go to sleep, you black out, and the government and police break into your home and rape you, and install more of these chips into your body.

Spread the word. Don't let new friends sleep over.

Tell all your friends, its only a matter of time before it effects you.

Signs that this has happen to you,

1. severe tooth pain.
2. pimple or series of pimples on skin
3. unexplainable itching
4. random mood swings through the day
5. discomfort in buttocks area
6. your girlfriends vagina has some kind of bump in it.
7. your penis has what you think is an std, however this legion needs to be cut off.
8 unexplainable pain randomly, throughout the day.
9 stomach pain, cant crap. anal pain.
10. severe migranes
11. burns on your body, (white stains on your skin).
12. severe depression
13. skin tissue is breaking down on face and hands.


things to do to annoy the police and government that are listening to you through unuathorized taps into your body. (this helps kill some of these in your body and flush them out)

1. making slirping sounds with your mouth.
2. try to stay up for over 48 hours without going to sleep, try to take a lot of craps.
3. monster energy drink.
4. avoid eating out, try cooking at home.
5. avoid shady doctors and clinics.
6. lots of bread and crapping.
7. after meals use a plastic toothpick to clean your teeth.
8. boiling hot showers.
9. only eat canned food.
10. invest in security cameras for your home.
11. sit out in the sun, tan your skin till black or burnt.
12. sit in a dry sauna. a lot of water.
13. sweat as much as possible.
14. as a last resort, if problems persists, find the point of pain on skin and cut a "v" shape on the spot where pain if coming from. please use this as a last resort.
15. lemons, limes, citrus, and lot's of vitamin c.

Geez.... and some people who know me personally think I'm paranoid. If your actually serious with your post I think u need psychiatric help. If your post is meant as some kind of joke though then that's quite a good one.

AsbestosFlaygon
Those solutions do seem to work.
Making slurping sounds with my mouth caused an interference in the electromagnetic field around my area, disrupting said waves from tansmitting further geolocational info through my bathroom whilst I was taking a dump.
My life is better by 1%. Thanks b189.

Time Immemorial
Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
Those solutions do seem to work.
Making slurping sounds with my mouth caused an interference in the electromagnetic field around my area, disrupting said waves from tansmitting further geolocational info through my bathroom whilst I was taking a dump.
My life is better by 1%. Thanks b189.
laughing out loud

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