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Is Thor a bit like Harry Potter but a god?

Yea, he's a *****.

Originally posted by Mindset
Yea, he's a *****.

a five star what?

No. It's microscopic.

Originally posted by Mindset
Yea, he's a *****. Current Thor is. Literally.

Classic Thor is a bit like John Travolta on Southpark everyone knows he's gay..... but no one says anything, then Hyperion joins him in the closet.

A magic wand that can bash your head in

Technically speaking he's a very potent magic user. I posted a theory in the respect thread months ago.

In the old days he could use it for virtually anything; time travel, transmutation, teleportation, etc... Some writers think it's just a misshapen baseball bat though.

So is this just a bash thread?

Who are you?

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
So is this just a bash thread? Straight BASURA

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
So is this just a bash thread?
More like, bashers IN the thread.

Anyway, my thoughts on the matter

Mjolnir is a big dildo

You wish.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/17/ef/b3/17efb3365ff14ebf67a1a882d5fe4d55.jpg

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
So is this just a bash thread? Hopefully.

Originally posted by riv6672
More like, bashers IN the thread.

Anyway, my thoughts on the matter

I do recall Thor mentioning that only him and Loki knew an obscure spell that causes volcanoes to erupt, how he knew Loki was the mastermind in the first issue or so of AVENGERS. Don't know if he's actually cast any spells himself under normal circumstances, but there is a canon example of him knowing at least one.

But on your speculation, as far as I'm aware, everything he does with Mjolnir is because Mjolnir itself is enchanted to do it. I would guess he mystically controls it, and has to have knowledge how to use it, but he can't do anything that wasn't already an enchantment(though I'm sure what it can do would be up to the writer).

For an imperfect analogy, it would be like let's say Hal Jordan with his Power Ring is Doctor Strange, able to do with the Power Ring almost whatever he wants. Thor would be Skittleboppy Bam with a device that lets him choose pre-programmed commands for a Power Ring like device with Oan energy and all, but not make or do things in the same manner as Hal. He knows how to use the commands, and can just mentally activate them, but can't do what it isn't already programmed to do.

That's the way I understand it based on the comics I've read and what I've seen writers say.

Oh, i agree with you, really.
Its just something fun to think about though. Like how relentless1 enjoys the thought of a big dildo.

Yeah. The Biggest Dildo in comics is the Juggernaut.

Just look at the douche..

http://classicmarvelforever.com/images/juggernaut1.gif

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Originally posted by Henry_Pym
So is this just a bash thread?

Likely.

Is Kyle's Green Lantern ring just a stimulant for when he shoves his finger up his own ass?

Discuss.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Is Kyle's Green Lantern ring just a stimulant for when he shoves his finger up his own ass?

Discuss.

Puts Stargirl's Cosmic Rod in a whole new light.

Not to mention that whole Thanos/Infinity Gauntlet thing...

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Is Kyle's Green Lantern ring just a stimulant for when he shoves his finger up his own ass?

Discuss. http://cdn.na16.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/russell-wilson2.jpg

It's a big magic plot device, that is what it is. Take away the plot device hammer from daddy and Thor would of been dead a long long time ago.

Originally posted by Surtur
It's a big magic plot device, that is what it is. Take away the plot device hammer from daddy and Thor would of been dead a long long time ago.

Them's fightin' words. Wait until the Thor Corps comes after you!!!

A big magic plot device like all the other plot devices in comics. Ooh.

Originally posted by riv6672
A big magic plot device like all the other plot devices in comics. Ooh.

Though I can't think of any others off the top of my head that are also phallic symbols.

Star Girl's Cosmic Rod.
Hercules' mace.
Hellboy's massive fist.
Juggernaut's entire body from the bulbous helmet on down.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Though I can't think of any others off the top of my head that are also phallic symbols.

Your dick must be weirdly shaped...

It's certainly not the only plot device obviously. Not that Thor is weak without the hammer. Even without it he still has the strength, durability, and some kind of control over lightning/the weather. He has some decent levels of speed as well, nothing near the level of the high level speedsters, but he's definitely a good deal above bullet timing. So his hammer allows him to fight with beings who would of normally been way out of his weight class.

Yes. Is there a point here?

You need to be more specific.

Originally posted by riv6672
Star Girl's Cosmic Rod.
Maybe there are some good fanmade pics at hentai-foundry?

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Your dick must be weirdly shaped...

It is difficult to find pants with enough room.

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Your dick must be weirdly shaped...

Jack Hawksmoore style...