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Admit it you have one

Spawningpool

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Spawningpool
I'm touched

You should be, especially since I don't have a penis

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
You should be, especially since I don't have a penis
Such an honor

Jack the Hymen Ripper.

Spawning Pool:

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I admit it.

Cliff

Originally posted by Oneness
Jack the Hymen Ripper.

Spawning Pool:

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Jack the Hymen Ripper:

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I question how you would know that

stabby

Mine is skittles because it's been to every part of the rainbow

Originally posted by Spawningpool
Mine is skittles because it's been to every part of the rainbow lame eatermm

Napoleon

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
lame eatermm
And because I'm gay

There's a joke there who's got it?

Originally posted by Spawningpool
And because I'm gay then you should have a more fabulous name than skittles

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
then you should have a more fabulous name than skittles can't think of any names..... Open for suggestions

Originally posted by Quincy
Napoleon Originally posted by Quincy
There's a joke there who's got it? Is it that it means your penis was actually an average size for an 18th century French penis?

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
then you should have a more fabulous name than skittles can't think of any names.... Open to suggestions

Originally posted by Spawningpool
And because I'm gay I'm the only gay guy here. Get out!

Stop dicking around, guys!

Originally posted by Spawningpool
I question how you would know that It's like that with everyone.

Originally posted by rudester
I'm the only gay guy here. Get out!
*inception music* I thought I was the last of my kind

Polyphemus.

Not really. It's merely my dick. I don't have a name for it. Nor do I refer to my testicles as 'The Chuckle Brothers'.

It took me three weeks of constant masturbation and blue balling myself so I only finished once a week, but I gained about 3 inches in length and at least an inch in girth.

If I can gain 25-60 inches of width and depth to all my major muscles groups I'll be like the man of steel.

Then I have to find an innocent quire girl to aggressively *************.

Originally posted by Oneness
If I can gain 25-60 inches of width and depth to all my major muscles groups I'll be like the man of steel.

Then I have to find an innocent quire girl to aggressively *************.
you could satisfy Godzilla and shulk finally

Originally posted by Rascaduanok
Polyphemus.

Not really. It's merely my dick. I don't have a name for it. Nor do I refer to my testicles as 'The Chuckle Brothers'.
Testicle names are very rare.

I like to call mine "God" every now and then, but thats just me.

The expandable

Chief of Staff

Mr. Cute..
or Single Tower....

The Patriot Missile, shooting down Scuds since 1991.

That...sounds very STDish....

The Crystal Tower.

Now we're talkin'!

Crystal tower? I picture cute little muppets fighting weird vulture-like creatures for an ancient jewel.

And David Bowie's way too distracting crotch...

That was a handsome, if creepy, character.

Like Guy Smiley from Sesame Street.

i've never thought of a name for my penis before

Its nice if someone else names it, sometimes...

Mr Happy

oh and my screen name lightningrod lmao

I call my BF's the Italian Stallion.

Mines called mitch

Hmm. Mitch.