Batman vs. Batman

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StiltmanFTW
It's not a thread we deserve.

But it's a thread we need.

Delta1938
This is pretty much dividing by zero.

https://ins2ition.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/divide-by-zero-blog-safe.jpg http://math-fail.com/images-old/divide-by-zero3.jpg http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/249/i-divided-by-zero.jpg

Look what you just did you heartless bastard!!

StiltmanFTW
sad

To prevent further destruction of the planet, I'll make some stips.

Batman #1 has prep (no time limit), but can't use batkick.

Batman #2 has no prep, but can abuse batkick all he wants.

Delta1938
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
sad

To prevent further destruction of the planet, I'll make some stips.

Batman #1 has prep (no time limit), but can't use batkick.

Batman #2 has no prep, but can abuse batkick all he wants.

The thread is still an impossibility. Batman winning means Batman losing and that epic paradox coupled with the no way Batman can lose will just tear apart the entire space/time continuum. You've ****ed us all. I hope you're happy. mad

StiltmanFTW
It's a good way to die. The way of the bat, the best way.

Don't worry, Master Wayne will effortlessly recreate the multiverse and put some mental blocks in my mind, so my bat-ideas won't endanger all of existance again.

Henry_Pym
Umm you can divide by zero...

It's an indefinite answer,... Kinda like this thread.

TheLordofMurder
Edit...

Based
No one wins this.

relentless1
which Batmen are fighting? are we talking batman Returns Batman vs Dark Knight Rises Batman? are we talking Earth 2 Batman vs Prime Earth?? Terry vs Bruce, Dick vs Damian???????????

SamZED
If they were to have sex would that make Batman gay or technically still count as masturbation?

Golgo13
Tom Wayne wins.

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