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Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
we should be able to favourite posts!
Originally posted by Spawningpool
One time I brought a dildo to school and it feel out of my bag and was sent to the principles office..... I didn't get in trouble because they didn't find a way to prove I was breaking any rule.... Originally posted by Spawningpool
Well after school I was going to my "friends" house Originally posted by Quincy
Is your "friend" one of your orifices? Originally posted by Spawningpool
No but I use my friends orifices
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by \\W//
I Love gee. fav! w00t
Scribble
Originally posted by \\W//
Post your favourite posts here
just quickquote them, copy and paste them here. A classic
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i guess that will have to do sneaky2
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Originally posted by Scribble
I still look like I'm about 14 years old Originally posted by \W//
but a hot 14 yr old i bet!
...wait i mean um awebrow i'm sure you look swell Originally posted by Scribble
Is there any other kind? herbnone
I mean
Yeah
Er
No
herbnone
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i'm starting to regret making this mmm
Spawningpool
Originally posted by \\W//
Post your favourite posts here
just quickquote them, copy and paste them here.
I'm touched I am your fav
Quincy
Where's that quote about Mitchy coming on his hands?
Quincy
Oh my god this Walshy fella was all about the semen
Spawningpool
quote: (post)
Originally posted by Robtard
The most badass ebadass across the interwebs
Scribble
Originally posted by Quincy
Oh my god this Walshy fella was all about the semen He's got some issues but we love him all the same
Who couldn't?
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clearly whoever this walshy guy was, he was a pretty great, handsome, funny guy, if slightly immature, i'm sure now he has grown up and is much less weird..and even more handsome...but we'll never know
Spawningpool
Do you know what would be a good battle.... Quincy vs robtard
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by \W//
could have just said yes to my balls in your mouth and be done with it
Quincy
Originally posted by Spawningpool
Do you know what would be a good battle.... Quincy vs robtard
Go on...
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Quincy
Go on...
You interested bro?
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Originally posted by Spawningpool
Do you know what would be a good battle.... Quincy vs robtard street rules?
in that case, quincy everyday
he defeated oberyn, robtard would be a breeze
Quincy
Originally posted by \W//
street rules?
in that case, quincy everyday
he defeated oberyn, robtard would be a breeze
I'm going to submit this to the thread
Morning_Glory
is this even a favorite posts thread anymore
Quincy
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
is this even a favorite posts thread anymore
classic em!
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yeah we need to add some variety, this isnt the embarrassing walshy posts thread okay
Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
i forgot to cream my hands this morning, they get so dry in the winter times Originally posted by \W//
this sounds dirty to me Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
i forgot to cum on my hands this morning, just so everyone's clear
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by \W//
clearly whoever this walshy guy was, he was a pretty great, handsome, funny guy, if slightly immature, i'm sure now he has grown up and is much less weird..and even more handsome...but we'll never know
Robtard
Originally posted by Ax3l
Seriously, though. Jacope, the offer stands. My ass is nice and clean. Climb on in.
edit: And another from that same thread
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Why ask for money when it's just good fun. srug
riv6672
Originally posted by \\W//
Post your favourite posts here
just quickquote them, copy and paste them here.
Quoting the OP.
Nice idea. Fun reading.
Scribble
I know this isn't an actual quote, but,
"Anything posted by Sol Valentine"
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Originally posted by riv6672
I love new pages. Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
How much do you love them? Originally posted by riv6672
I love them as much as i loved the old pages, before they turned on me!
riv6672
You flatter me, Sir.
Robtard
He wants to get into your pants
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
it's to emote how i feel about getting mg's number!
riv6672
Originally posted by Robtard
He wants to get into your pants
So do 90% of the people i have on ignore.
This way i at least get to snuggle.
Ms Chelle
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
http://media.tumblr.com/1efa132c6552e30be08e7a67dea87f6d/tumblr_inline_ncqlapZQGp1qhq6cs.jpg
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from 50 shades of grey thread
Originally posted by Impediment
First person to admit watching this film gets a three day ban.
awermm Originally posted by Impediment
I'd sooner stuff my testicles in a paper shredder while all of you ejaculate on me in a bukkake circle.
Originally posted by rudester
ooh you can kiss the 50 shades of my ass..
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Chinese food rapes my stomach
rudester
Originally posted by \\W//
yeah we need to add some variety, this isnt the embarrassing walshy posts thread okay You like that huh?
Scribble
Originally posted by taft
HEY BLOIGEN Originally posted by taft
INSULT Originally posted by Bloigen
mmm
Scribble
Originally posted by taft
wen we talk tgf, my ๏̯͡๏﴿ gets dis big ๏̯͡๏﴿
Scribble
Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
nope im still an annnoying jackass
Originally posted by Bloigen
I hate to break it to you, but I never left and no one knows you.
Also no one wants to know you.
And your mum's fat.
Scribble
Originally posted by Bloigen
I'm gonna kill you,
I'm gonna kill you,
Are you ready to die?
Are you quite ready to die?
I'm going to kill you,
I'm going to kill...you,
I'm going to kill you,
ON TOP OF A PEPSI CAN!
Sombreros!
Confleros!
Anything that comes to mind
I like to bond and bind
Sombreros!
Confleros!
Would you like some eggs?
No thanks they taste like eggs!
I take my work very seriously.
Quincy
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, I guess you didn't get what I meant. I was saying you are a racist.
Quincy
Originally posted by Spawningpool
I swear that was not me that was a retard and no I would never suck myself I got a bf to do that and incest is just fvcked up
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Quincy
I swear that sh!t was not me.... But thank you
Ms Chelle
Originally posted by Robtard
IMO, you should be thinking about the most aesthetic way to live. Death will last you an infinite length of time for all intents and purposes, life is only so long
Ax3l
Originally posted by JacopeX
Seriously, why would go up the inner colon of another human being, especially if it was Ax3l.
Seriously, why would go?!
Ms Chelle
The first 2 replies to this post..
Originally posted by Spawningpool
Does it make sense that I'm gay but iv got this attraction for this one girl?
Originally posted by \W//
not really. now you're no longer qualified to be gay.
j/k. feelings don't always make sense though, and labels don't always fit. don't stress about it.
just go with whatever feels right for you.
Originally posted by Scribble
What he said, 100%. People are people and all that.
Jmanghan
Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Rob is the oldest person on KMC and possibly in the whole world.
Ms Chelle
Originally posted by Jmanghan
Your sig and profile pic are adorable. That is all. Originally posted by Omega Vision
Ocelots are cool.
I agree, thanks.
Ms Chelle
Originally posted by \W//
i'm like a really lame superhero
Originally posted by Stringer
Thor, is that you?
Ms Chelle
Originally posted by Stringer
Oness's other personality just came out. We call it twoness
I lol'd.
Ms Chelle
Originally posted by Quincy
The opening credits play against a blank black screen. The audience hears only the sound of a chair being dragged. A mic is clipped and we hear the thumping of presumably someone tapping on it.
A man's voice asks
"Is this good? Hear me okay?"
Smash cut out of the credits and we are looking at a younger man. In his twenties. His accent is english. It's Scribbles. He wears a ragged plaid shirt over a "Death to the Pixies" concert tee. He taps a pack of cigarettes on his knees while he sits - not quite comfortable - on a chair across from the camera.
"Can I smoke?" He asks with that drawl of his.
He smiles a sort of knowing smile. Wry. He doesnt wait for an answer before he takes one out of the crumpled pack and fiddles with it between his fingers.
Off camera, the voice not quite being picked up by Scribbles microphone, the interviewer asks
"So what can you tell us about him?"
Scribbles laughs. You can tell he's been asked this question before. He hesitates nonetheless. Before beginning, he reaches for a book of matches.
"How much film ya got, mate?"
Smash Cut to Black
Who is
WELSHY? Originally posted by Scribble
Throughout the whole film you get bits and pieces of the story from a few key speakers, cutting between them speaking to the camera and what they're saying as a voiceover to flashbacks to stuff happening. Except... you never actually see this 'Welshy'. He's just referred to, never actually present, except all of the stories all add up to him, and the tales of his exploits are legendary.
Right at the end, the camera team pack up their stuff and it cuts to black. The credits start rolling up the right side of the screen. But as the credits roll, the camera starts up again.
EXT. A small grassy area overlooking Cardiff.
The interviewer from before is addressing his team.
Interviewer: Let's just get some static and panning shots of this place, they'll tie in nicely with the bits where that Bardock guy kept talking about how Welshy always wanted to return home. Whatever that was about, right? Okay, rolling.
A man walks into the frame, crossing the grassy area from behind the camera.
Interviewer: Okay, cut. Hey, get out of the shot, will ya? We're filming here.
The man turns; he has slightly overgrown hair, scuffed blue jeans and a Screaming Females t-shirt. He looks into the camera.
Man: Oh. Yeah.
He smiles.
Man: (CONT'D) Yeah. Sorry.
He squints a bit at the camera for a second, still smiling. Then he walks offscreen.
Interviewer: Okay, take two. Action.
Smash cut to black. Originally posted by Stringer
This is pure win
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Scottie
THIS PERSON is my favourite person on KMC
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Robtard
Don't ruin this for me goddammit!!!
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Jmanghan
I like this one.
I laughed way too hard at this
Robtard
Tzeen's failure as a son, is my failure as a father
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Robtard
Tzeen's failure as a son, is my failure as a father
it's not your fault
Spawningpool
I remember that like it was 11 minutes ago
Robtard
Originally posted by Spawningpool
it's not your fault
As a parent, sometimes you have to make the hard choices. I gave him the love he needed, not the love he wanted
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Robtard
As a parent, sometimes you have to make the hard choices. I gave him the love he needed, not the love he wanted
Like Ricky bobby and his father?
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Spawningpool
awesome
Spawningpool
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
awesome
Jmanghan
Spawningpool is adorable, I'd totally date him if I way gay, and/or, a lady.
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Jmanghan
Spawningpool is adorable, I'd totally date him if I way gay, and/or, a lady.
I feel so special
Stringer
Originally posted by Jmanghan
Spawningpool is adorable, I'd totally date him if I way gay, and/or, a lady.
He's too old for you
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Stringer
He's too old for you
But daddy I love him
Jmanghan
One of these days, Stringer, ONE O' these days...
Bang, Boom, Straight... to the Moon.
Jmanghan
Originally posted by Spawningpool
But daddy I love him
Reminds me of ASDFmovie8.
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Jmanghan
Reminds me of ASDFmovie8.
I love you baby
I love you baby
I love you baby
Robtard
Originally posted by Spawningpool
Like Ricky bobby and his father?
More like Abraham and Isaac
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Robtard
More like Abraham and Isaac
You deserve a medal
Spawningpool
Originally posted by immaturerainbow
Jokes on you. I never leave the kitchen. All of that window shopping I did, was only a mental game I play.
Jmanghan
I'm going to die of laughter.
Spawningpool
Originally posted by dadudemon
Here's one way:
"Two faaaaabulous grooms for the topper, pleasth. Teehee!! Oh my gawd, Bruthie, I'm tho exthited!!!"
Jmanghan
When talking about Runescape.
This will never not be funny.
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by \W//
majority of my ass hair is crack hair
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this is one of those posts i was hoping would just get buried in the mil thread awehuhs thanks a lot mg
Ms Chelle
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Hairy manly man
http://i57.tinypic.com/29vcjz6.jpg
Ms Chelle
Originally posted by Lestov16
As I stated before, I'm not sure why this looting is a big deal. It's a natural byproduct of any sort of social unrest, regardless of race, as opportunistic criminals have no specific ethnicity. As has been stated many times in this thread and others, Caucasians have looted, rioted, and vandalized public property for far less. Baltimore was just looted by blacks because a) there are many poor people in Baltimore, b) many of those poor people happen to be black due to demographics, and c) most of the looters were immature teenagers. If you're really expecting a poor teenager to take the moral high ground and not steal just because of their race, then you're holding blacks on an unrealistically higher pedestal than other races. Some poor people steal, no matter the race. It's what they do. Not sure what else you expect to happen. If you think only black "thugs" do it, you're foolishly close-minded.
It really seems like people are trying to focus on the looting because it's easier and more comfortable than focusing on the institutionalized racism that the actual protesters, who seem to be ignored by the media, are trying to bring to light. It also explains why people are continuously trying to make excuses for these officers, bringing up irrelevant info of the victim's past, etc. Some people will do anything to ignore racism because it involves stepping outside of their comfort zone to confront it.
Spawningpool
Originally posted by \W//
whooaa, spawningpool's hardcore
Quincy
This joke is the most existential hilarity and deserves monstrous attention
Originally posted by Scribble
Is the alternate reality version of me just a straight line?
Ms Chelle
Originally posted by leonidas
well, that would be refreshing in this thread...
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Impediment
Last night.
My wife raped me.
Genesis-Soldier
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
walshy by the blood of 7 hearts and the smell of a really good pizza i summon you to the forum that consumes our lives
come forth Walshy
Genesis-Soldier
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
Blade is a shit ton faster, he is more agile, can infact hold his own aginst being smashed through concrete and against freak's dracula... the winter soldier would piss his pants at this Sh*t where blade tanked all of this.
winter soldier loses boy and you can take your robtard whooped ass and go cry in a corner with your saggy titted voldermort
i am proud of this
Scribble
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Did you see what it said in the bold.
ASSUME
I should write for The Post.
Spawningpool
Originally posted by |King Joker|
Spawningpool is the spawn of Satan. Expect nothing less, riv.
Quincy
That's an epic story there
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Spawningpool
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Quincy
Finally caved and made a dating profile on blackpeoplemeet.com
As a white man I think my chances are slim
Ms Chelle
I lol'd.
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Did I win?
Originally posted by Robtard
The bag of Quavers? Hell no, you have to suck the dog off to completion, you get nothing for giving only half an effort.
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Dogs?
What dogs?
Originally posted by Robtard
Dog, as in singular.
But if you want to suck off multiple dogs, have at it. Guess we can do one bag of Quavers per dog sucked off to completion.
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Wait! My dyslexia got in the way. I thought you meant god.
Ms Chelle
Originally posted by Ax3l
my clams out everyone please avert your gaze everyone my clam is out the juice is loose
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I'm feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on?
And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?
And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?
And he tries
Oh my God, do I try
I try all the time,
In this institution
And he prays
Oh my God, do I pray
I pray every single day
(Nyaaah)
For a revolution!
And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?
And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey
(Don't cry out loud)
(Just keep it inside
and learn how to hide your feelings)
(Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay)
(Hey, yay, yay)
Hey hey hey
I say hey
What's goin' on?
Yeah!
Genesis-Soldier
aw shucks *blushes*
Spawningpool
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
aw shucks *blushes*
Spawningpool
Originally posted by \W//
is an ass kicking machine
Ms Chelle
Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
mess with the evil forces you'll be dead like cedric diggory
walshy
Originally posted by Digi
Herp derp I'm European, what's this business about football? Soccer's clearly the best ya know, because we're cultured and don't think bacon is a national hero. Better go pat myself on the back now.
Seriously, gtfo. I like soccer but I'm ready to go WWII on your asses if you're not going to join the league to give me someone to beat down on.
uhuh
Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by \W//
clearly whoever this walshy guy was, he was a pretty great, handsome, funny guy, if slightly immature, i'm sure now he has grown up and is much less weird..and even more handsome...but we'll never know
Jmanghan
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