AMALGAMATED ACTORS ACTION: SYLVESTER STALLONE vs. SEAN BEAN

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DTM
OK, I have an idea here that I dont think has been tried on KMC, hoping its a good one for us to debate on.

Here we have the Actors battling amongst themselves, though each of them has all of the strengths (and weaknesses), mentally and physically, of the roles theyve played. So if an Actor here has been a surgeon and a boxer, he would get the combined knowledge and experience of both skill sets.

In addition to that, each character gets weapons and equipment of their roles, automatically brought to their owners hands as needed. So if a character played a barbarian and a sci-fi cop, he would have access to swords and plaster pistols (as long as that Actors character used them in their films, of course).

Kind of a basic Amalgamated Actors Fight, allowing us to delve into all of their roles to pick out the best skills among them, letting us decide on which Actor should defeat the other.

For this first one lets go with come Actors who have Heaps of roles to help them defeat their opponent here:

SYLVESTER STALLONE

vs.

SEAN BEAN

Say each character starts about 200 yards away from one another, and they fight in a neutral environment, giving no benefits or vulnerabilities to either character.

Which of these two Actors bring the best set of skills from their previous film roles to defeat the other? What say you all! smile

Silent Master
Wouldn't Stallone just have to throw his weapons on the ground and watch Sean Bean trip over them and kill himself. I mean Sean loves playing characters that end up being killed smile

DTM
True true. smile Though for this match up, he will fight with all of the skills and abilities that his various roles provide him in order to Win. smile

Silent Master
Just for fun.

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FrothByte
Stallone has the toughness of Rocky, the skills of Rambo, the tactics from The Specialist and the weapons from Dredd.

I can't think of any combination of Sean Bean characters than can match up to that.

Silent Master
On a serious note, Sean played Zeus in the Percy Jackson movie.

DTM
Ah, I completely forgot about that role for him. smile

OK, Zeus might make this a bit one-sided, maybe say we switch out Sean Bean and replace him with Christian Bale here.

TheVaultDweller
Using all his skills... Bean will die heroically.

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DTM
OK, to make things a bit easier, Ive gathered together some useful film roles for both Stallone and Bale here for them to delve into:

SYLVESTER STALLONE:
Rocky Series
Rambo Series
Judge Dredd
The Expendalbes Series
Demolition Man
Assassins
Get Carter
Cobra

CHRISTIAN BALE:
Batman Series
Equilibirum
Terminator: Salvation
Reign Of Fire
American Psycho

BruceSkywalker
Sean Bean dies just like he seems to do in his movies

DTM
Yeah, Sean Bean has been Removed, and Christian Bale added in.

KingD19
Stealth/Combat Skills of Batman mixed with the Speed/Gun Kata/Melee Skills of Equilibrium should win this for Bale.

He's pretty much faster than anything Sly has ever seen.

FrothByte
You don't even need batman. Just equilibrium Bale should be enough for any amalgam of Sly.

Silent Master
Not if Sly had a shotgun.

DTM
Or Dredds lawgiver pistol, or Demolition Mans stun-baton, or an RPG from Rambo.

KingD19
Well couldn't Bale just use his super speed and gun kata to shoot the shit out of him? Since he's faster by a large margin.

Silent Master
Gun kata doesn't grant super speed, it just teaches you how to move to avoid where bullets are usually fired.

KingD19
I don't mean he has actual super speed. I mean with Batman and John Preston he's fast and agile enough to get around and fire his gun off before the Sly guy. At least I'd think so.

DTM
Well, keep in mind they do start 200 yards away, so its not like theyre right on top of one another. Sly's ranged weapons, most of which is explosive, could give him the advantage, and allow him to at least weaken Bale before they meet up, if not kill him outright.

Silent Master
Originally posted by KingD19
I don't mean he has actual super speed. I mean with Batman and John Preston he's fast and agile enough to get around and fire his gun off before the Sly guy. At least I'd think so.

Since when was Baleman fast or agile?

Plus, Sly had a pretty fast draw in Expendables.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by KingD19
Stealth/Combat Skills of Batman mixed with the Speed/Gun Kata/Melee Skills of Equilibrium should win this for Bale.

He's pretty much faster than anything Sly has ever seen.


Originally posted by FrothByte
You don't even need batman. Just equilibrium Bale should be enough for any amalgam of Sly.


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DTM
Not taking anything away from Bale or his John Preston (Equilibrium) character, but I dont see Preston alone being able to take out a combined fighter against all that Stallone can bring.

Scoobless
Originally posted by DTM
Not taking anything away from Bale or his John Preston (Equilibrium) character, but I dont see Preston alone being able to take out a combined fighter against all that Stallone can bring.

He's Batman and John Connor... Also Moses (didn't watch it though, so don't know if he has magical mumbo jumbo)

DarkSaint85
According to IMDB, he has also played Jesus.....

Scoobless
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
According to IMDB, he has also played Jesus.....

God Jesus or real person Jesus?


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