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Originally posted by Time Immemorial
http://www.businessinsider.com/whats-happening-to-putin-2015-3

whether people here realise it or not this would be a horrible thing for the world.the establishment would put in someone whose political views are totally different than the previous administrations.after nov 22nd 1963,all of JFK's policys whether people want to accept it here or not,were reversed by LBJ..vietnam,elminating the CIA,the fed,everything.fact.

I just pray to god "not that I believe in one.lol" that Putin is fine and we here news of him soon. the fact he has been in the process of getting Russia off the dollar "which is why i wish he was the president of the united states," I have a bad feeling about this. Just hope we hear that he is fine soon.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
http://www.businessinsider.com/whats-happening-to-putin-2015-3



Interesting. I'm not sure wether to be happy about this or not. Maybe he's just sick, perhaps?

Prolly just getting another facelift or another cosmetic procedure and doesn't want to show his face yet.

It's taking longer to exact-age his clone due to unexpected shortages of placental enzymes

That sounds more like it, I knew you had the inside scoop on the clones

He'll be back. And in greater numbers.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
He'll be back. And in greater numbers.

I hope to god you're right.

He's in a bunker getting ready to nuke the world

Originally posted by jaden101
He's in a bunker getting ready to nuke the world

He's on a vision quest.

He discovered the twilight saga.

I read he somewhere with his woman. She probably give birth to his child at this moment (or done).

thug life.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
He'll be back. And in greater numbers. Originally posted by Mr Parker
I hope to god you're right.
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f122/blaxican_templar/bert2Bernie2Bgif.gif~original

Some are suggesting that Nemtsov was killed by someone in the Kremlin to send a message to Putin. "If a politician can be killed right outside of the Kremlin, it's not impossible to assassinate the president."

Of course this assumes Putin didn't order it himself. What almost everyone seems to agree on is that there had to be some level of complacency or malice somewhere in the government for it to happen.

Putin will probably turn up in a few days perfectly fine. I'll bet you he was just having a routine surgery on his shoulder or something like that.

No doubt he killed him, Putin has everyone's number.

Maybe Putin figured the only person who could possibly threaten his hold on power was...PUTIN HIMSELF.

And so hired assassins to take himself out.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Maybe Putin figured the only person who could possibly threaten his hold on power was...PUTIN HIMSELF.

And so hired assassins to take himself out.

Whats your opinion on if you think Putin had that guy killed?

I think it's 90% likely that Putin had Nemtsov killed. 5% chance that someone else in the government gave the order but Putin signed off, 4% that someone else in the government did it without Putin's knowledge, and 1% chance of something else entirely.

Some commentators suggest that Putin wouldn't have ordered the killing of Nemtsov because as Nemstov is a former Deputy PM, this would create a precedent whereby former leaders can be assassinated by their rivals, and Putin may still want to ensure that--if he's ever removed from power--he'll be safe as a civilian from score settling.

Personally, I think Putin is operating under the assumption that he'll hold power till his death, so those considerations wouldn't occur to him.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Maybe Putin figured the only person who could possibly threaten his hold on power was...PUTIN HIMSELF.

And so hired assassins to take himself out. And then he systematically judo'd them all to death in the forest.

He still loses to Jet Li in the end.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I think it's 90% likely that Putin had Nemtsov killed. 5% chance that someone else in the government gave the order but Putin signed off, 4% that someone else in the government did it without Putin's knowledge, and 1% chance of something else entirely.

Some commentators suggest that Putin wouldn't have ordered the killing of Nemtsov because as Nemstov is a former Deputy PM, this would create a precedent whereby former leaders can be assassinated by their rivals, and Putin may still want to ensure that--if he's ever removed from power--he'll be safe as a civilian from score settling.

Personally, I think Putin is operating under the assumption that he'll hold power till his death, so those considerations wouldn't occur to him.

Good thoughts.

I wondering how much longer Putin can stay in power..this article is dated, but see's him in power far into the future.

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/03/01/10542779-could-vladimir-putin-be-in-power-until-2024-10-key-questions-about-russias-elections

I don't see how how its working, what their constitution says its that the presidency is 6 years and can be re elected once. However he has served as president 3 times but none of them have been for 6 years. And Borris was in there for 9 years.

Just for fun but its obvious they dont care much for written laws

I think it might be that they don't allow more than two consecutive terms. Putin served as Prime Minister for a while.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Maybe Putin figured the only person who could possibly threaten his hold on power was...PUTIN HIMSELF.

And so hired assassins to take himself out. It's like that Hitler biography they made a few years ago. Wanted.

Loop hole politics set up in his favor.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
It's like that Hitler biography they made a few years ago. Wanted. That movie with James McAvoy and Morgan Freeman?

He went on a fapping binge. He'll be back next week.

On a more serious note, I do hope that the murderous warmonger finally got what was coming to him. On the other hand, I would love to see him tried and humiliated at The Hague one day. Then again, maybe Putin is all that is keeping Russia from imploding.

I wouldn't say he's even doing a very good job. Russia basically imploded like 30 years ago and never recovered, and now everyone who lives there just considers it to be the norm.

Like a blind man being blind his entire life. Hard to miss color when you've never seen it.

The thing that scares me is that given the nature of Russian politics, if Putin goes, it's most likely because someone more hardline is pushing him out.

We might be forgiven for forgetting this, but by Russian political standards, Putin is something of a moderate.

HE'S BAAA-AAACCKK
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-31904882

Still no explanation as to why he was gone, and we may never find out.

Imagine if a POTUS tried to pull this shit. I guess being a de facto autocrat has it's perks.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Still no explanation as to why he was gone, and we may never find out.

It's simple, every so often he has to take some time off to perform the arcane rituals that sustain his power. It needs to be done in private because the process involves punching babies and harvesting their tears.

Originally posted by jaden101
HE'S BAAA-AAACCKK
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-31904882

And more ripped than ever apparently

Whoever made that mural has never seen a picture of Putin's actual torso.

I mean, I know fame and prestige add automatic sex appeal, but c'mon, with his shirt off the guy looks like your middle age neighbor who's taking his first stab at jogging.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Whoever made that mural has never seen a picture of Putin's actual torso.

I mean, I know fame and prestige add automatic sex appeal, but c'mon, with his shirt off the guy looks like your middle age neighbor who's taking his first stab at jogging.

Dude, the man is friends and speaks with Dolphins:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RccTLu6UaMc/TVHL5cCRa4I/AAAAAAAACc8/NBdgw9llSo4/s1600/putin+with+dolphins.jpg

So why do you say such hurtful things

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
He went on a fapping binge. He'll be back next week.

On a more serious note, I do hope that the murderous warmonger finally got what was coming to him. On the other hand, I would love to see him tried and humiliated at The Hague one day. Then again, maybe Putin is all that is keeping Russia from imploding.

As long as he shares a cell with Obama...

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Whoever made that mural has never seen a picture of Putin's actual torso.

I mean, I know fame and prestige add automatic sex appeal, but c'mon, with his shirt off the guy looks like your middle age neighbor who's taking his first stab at jogging.

Nobody has seen his actual torso. It's sort of like looking Cthulhu right in the eyes.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dude, the man is friends and speaks with Dolphins:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RccTLu6UaMc/TVHL5cCRa4I/AAAAAAAACc8/NBdgw9llSo4/s1600/putin+with+dolphins.jpg

So why do you say such hurtful things

Damn that is awesome.

Originally posted by Shey Tapani
As long as he shares a cell with Obama...

This would suck for Obama, he'd be Putin's b*tch within about 4 seconds and I know for a fact the man doesn't believe in lube.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Damn that is awesome. The sad truth is those dolphins were "neutralized" shortly after that pic was taken by the KGB for fear that Putin while in an enamored state had whispered state secrets into their dolphin-ears

Originally posted by Surtur
This would suck for Obama, he'd be Putin's b*tch within about 4 seconds and I know for a fact the man doesn't believe in lube.

LoL, no. Putin is 5'7" while wearing shoes with 1.5 inch soles, Barry would backhand that nigh midget

Originally posted by Robtard
The sad truth is those dolphins were "neutralized" shortly after that pic was taken by the KGB for fear that Putin while in an enamored state had whispered state secrets into their dolphin-ears

I don't believe you, they are still alive and well.

I know he's back now, but I was thinking the worst. Thought ISIS might have been involved.

Originally posted by Robtard
The sad truth is those dolphins were "neutralized" shortly after that pic was taken by the KGB for fear that Putin while in an enamored state had whispered state secrets into their dolphin-ears

It wasn't the KGB, Putin was forced to personally choke the dolphins out. He cried man tears during the entire ordeal, but it had to be done. Now whenever he plays Ecco The Dolphin on Sega he can't help but think of them.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, no. Putin is 5'7" while wearing shoes with 1.5 inch soles, Barry would backhand that nigh midget

Obama might backhand him, but he'd shatter every bone in his hand. Plus being raped by a midget would probably be more traumatizing then being raped by a normal sized person. It definitely wouldn't help your prison reputation.

Putin trained with Steven Seagal, and he's pretty big muscle-wise, he does also seem like he'd make Obama his ***** like he has been since 2013.

ITS OK, OBAMA WILL JUST DUNK ON HIM!

Putin beats Obama down all while smoking a nice big blunt.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
and he's pretty big muscle-wise,

Yeah, no

http://a.abcnews.com/images/International/GTY_putin_fishing_shirtless_2_sk_140402_16x9_992.jpg

Well... He was....

Yeah, but you don't need to be big and musclely to be able to take on Obama, so meh.

Putin has been willing to go to war against Obama more then once. Obama is a ***** compared to Putin.

The Putin propaganda machine works, it seems

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Putin has been willing to go to war against Obama more then once. Obama is a ***** compared to Putin.

Putin invaded Ukraine knowing Obama wasn't gonna do shit.

Seriously, I wanna be like Putin, if I was president, I would take NO shit from these other countries, politics and law are BS, its about Right and Wrong.

I mean, Putin is kind of an *******, but he is an intimidating dude.

Grow a pair, will yah. He's a flabby midget with bad hair.

Let's see Putin try this shit with Truman or JFK though. LOL.

It's not the country that's weak, it's the man that runs the country. You better believe Truman would personally beat Putin to death while Putin was armed... with a gun.

A flabby midget with bad hair that trained with Steven Seagal.

Originally posted by Robtard
Grow a pair, will yah. He's a flabby midget with bad hair.

Just how you like your men.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
A flabby midget with bad hair that trained with Steven Seagal.

So Putin "trained" with a D-class. This is important why?

Originally posted by Robtard
The sad truth is those dolphins were "neutralized" shortly after that pic was taken by the KGB for fear that Putin while in an enamored state had whispered state secrets into their dolphin-ears Originally posted by Time Immemorial
I don't believe you, they are still alive and well.

lol

Originally posted by Robtard
Grow a pair, will yah. He's a flabby midget with bad hair.

The flabby midget still looks like he could kick the crap out of Obama. That's not his propaganda working, that to me is just the way Putin looks. I've made jokes about him, but I have no particular affinity for him. He has that crazy look in his eyes, even whilst looking flabby.

You also keep calling him a midget, but 5'7 isn't THAT short. He's not tall, but he's not a midget. Danny Devito would be someone I'd compare to a midget. It's not like Obama is over 7 feet tall or something. The guy doesn't even have a full 6 inches on Putin if Putin is 5'7.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, no

http://a.abcnews.com/images/International/GTY_putin_fishing_shirtless_2_sk_140402_16x9_992.jpg
How this and pictures like it are considered "macho" or "badass" or even "sexy" is a big mystery. He's trimmer than my dad, but that's not saying much.

What are you, some kind of homo?

No.

Liar.

All I see is an older man who looks like he might be cold...

Nothing special.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
How this and pictures like it are considered "macho" or "badass" or even "sexy" is a big mystery. He's trimmer than my dad, but that's not saying much.

Grampas are macho.

Originally posted by Ms Chelle
All I see is an older man who looks like he might be cold...

Nothing special. Your sig and profile pic are adorable. That is all.

Ocelots are cool.

Would any of you be willing to buy me an Ocelot?

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Putin has been willing to go to war against Obama more then once. Obama is a ***** compared to Putin.

You mean proxy war?

Originally posted by Omega Vision
How this and pictures like it are considered "macho" or "badass" or even "sexy" is a big mystery. He's trimmer than my dad, but that's not saying much.

You cannot see his eyes.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Putin has been willing to go to war against Obama more then once. Obama is a ***** compared to Putin.

So you think Obama is foolish for not trying to start Armageddon? Um....

Originally posted by Surtur
The flabby midget still looks like he could kick the crap out of Obama. That's not his propaganda working, that to me is just the way Putin looks. I've made jokes about him, but I have no particular affinity for him. He has that crazy look in his eyes, even whilst looking flabby.

You also keep calling him a midget, but 5'7 isn't THAT short. He's not tall, but he's not a midget. Danny Devito would be someone I'd compare to a midget. It's not like Obama is over 7 feet tall or something. The guy doesn't even have a full 6 inches on Putin if Putin is 5'7.

5'7" while wearing lifts, brah.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
How this and pictures like it are considered "macho" or "badass" or even "sexy" is a big mystery. He's trimmer than my dad, but that's not saying much.

I think people see what they want to see.

Now Putin from years and years ago, he was decently built:

http://exile.ru/upload/iblock/205/Putin%20Rules.jpg

Originally posted by Robtard
I think people see what they want to see.

Now Putin from years and years ago, he was decently built:

http://exile.ru/upload/iblock/205/Putin%20Rules.jpg
Yeah, and it's not like there aren't guys Putin's age that are totally ripped. There are. I saw two or three at my gym just today. For all his bluster, I'm not sure the guy works out all that much.

Wishful thinking as a thread.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Wishful thinking as a thread. Putin fanboys in this thread

Originally posted by Omega Vision
The thing that scares me is that given the nature of Russian politics, if Putin goes, it's most likely because someone more hardline is pushing him out.

We might be forgiven for forgetting this, but by Russian political standards, Putin is something of a moderate.