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I want to be special, but I never am. My thories are rejected, I've been called illogical, nobody replies to my messeges, and I really want a special little picture for my name, but i don't know where to find them. Am I stupid? AM I? (please, don't hold back from insulting me, it helps me oh so much... )

I AM UNABLE TO USE A COMPUTER. ALL I CAN GET MINE TO DO IS THROW ME OFF LINE AND FIND VIRUSES.

aw, poor puppy. *pats head softly* You can keep me company; I'm always lost in space, and have to send an SOS to queeq or Dim to tow me in. I know just enough about computers to be dangerous and must do cold boot after turning computer off when it somehow locks up on me, my wonder WindowsME program and me. We'll keep each other company here. ok?

Hey man, I know how you feel. I'm 18 but I know as much about computers as a 5 year old. My theories get chewed up too, but that's okay. Relax. Us Padawans have to stick together. It's good to know that there are other people out there that get confused with this sometimes.

Blimey, I seem to have lost touch already. And I was only a Padawan a fortnight ago... God, I hope I'm not sounding too nasty if I disagree with someone's opinion. That's not how it's meant to work at all...

And join in on the role-play, you guys! The first game we're running right now is totally open!

welcome to my insanity, errrr, my twilight zone, errrr, my adventure.

Ok....

Hey, DB, don't be so hard on yourself man ! Or Keo or 212...(sorry I'm really into nicknames, don't mean to offend anybody). I know less about computers than you guys put together. Dim (the babe in the purple up there) created my lightsaber and sig for me but that was after I was here for like, 5 or 6 months. I'm sure if you ask politely, her or RatCat can help you, but they're at Disneyworld right now. I hope I never came across as "rejecting" any of your theories...everybody's opinion is more than welcome here. Please don't think you're stupid or anything....different "points of view" are always welcome here...we're all here to have fun and make some great cyber-friendships along the way. Anything else I can help you with or answer, please ask me and I'll try to help.

You're not supid, DB. Very few of us know that very much about computers. Dimmy made most of our sigs and the pics on top. As Dim, RC or even Grand Master Raz (but ask him very politely) how to get a pic up. I don't know, I couldn't help you.

As for your theories, you rear a lot of discussion and that is very very good. So, you're fun to have around. The same goes for 212. Come down to the Tavern for free drinks to cheer you up.

Dont worry DB computer stuff it`s not my thing either, but I learn as I go by ther is a testing forum and some helplines to the left of your postings.

So tell us a little bit about yourselves...if you want. Or should we just call you The Lone Gunmen ?

Gundy - the board's psycho-analist. Guaranteed to screw up your brain.

Well better be this boards pshyco analyst than the psycho analyst of Salvador Dali

So he's holed up in Finland then ! I knew it all along.

Dali sounds like a sound man to me.

sound? sound???? you call him sound????????

He certainly likes living on the edge, it seems.

Finland?

Edge of the World.

Where did finland come from?

Err.... Scandinavia?

No no no no they are not part of Scandinavia, they are slavic and talk like ewoks.

And what do you sound like: Gungans?

*checks appendages, doesn't see flippers*

Nope they speak kind of English, did you know that the ewok language is a mixture of Philippine and Swedish?

If I remember correctly it's a mixture of FIVE languages.

what's his name must've had fun creating the new language. sorry, can't remember his name, the original sound guy.

You guys can call me 212 if you want to. It actually has some meaning, though you probably won't guess it. I enjoy it here. I was just being a little overdramatic.

Hey, no probs 212. So what's the meaning? A recalculation maybe? 1138 divided by 421 perhaps?

212 overdramatic, have I missed something?

He doesn't mean his name is overdramatic, finti, old boy, just his first post on this topic.

Not to worry, 212, everybody has to blow off some steam sometime. Okay, now this number thing...are you gonna tell us or do we have to keep guessing? I will warn you, however we can make a 100 post thread of guessing in less than 24 hours around here.

An 100+ that is.

Depending on Raz's point of view.

There are so many 100+ threads around, he can't handle us by himself. Too bad Sith Rule will be done with by the end of the week. But we showed them, they'll have to reckon with us in the future.

Maybe we should our own private and restricted council: the SC, Sith Council. And then delegates from the JC will have to come to us to beg for less chaos. The Council can be me, Gundy and Finti.

Clever idea, my master, but I don't think Raz is gonna go for it.

It's a date. jedi212guy is my name for a lot of things. I wanted to be jediguy, but it was taken. So I thought up this date. It is the day my girlfriend and I started going out together. 2/12/1999. I really liked the mathematical answer though. Sorry for the delay. I make all of my posts at a single time a day. College life can be very heckic, you know.

AWWWEEE that's sweet. Does your girlfriend know about your name?

As for the Council, Gundy, together we can rule this board as Master and apprentice.

and is she the master? kneel, queeq, for she is in your presence. 8o

You have done it now Keo

Her feeble powers are no match for mine. Gundy knows her place.

finti is so good at being the bearer of bad news to others. A true Sith.

keo, I hate to tell you this, but, um, ahem, uh....queeq is the master.

But Gundy is very good apprentice. I advice you not to underestimate her powers.

Especially the female power I hold over my master of which he cannot sense.

Oh I sense it alright. I just like it.

Ffinti tells Gundark that there is no need for an umbrella indoor.

gundy's powers are there; the force is strong with her.

Of course. She learned from the master.

What powers? already discussed flower power.

Peace, dude.

Finti likes those bald guys in the airport that give you flowers.

So, DarthBorgie....are ya out there man ? Did we make you feel any better ?

I hope so...Poor DB.

Hmmmm, what is this, the Galactic Support Group or what???

No, its just Gundy commenting on topic on page 3. Wait a minute....what just happened ???? I WENT BACK ON TOPIC !!!! (Gundark falls into dead faint)

Now, now, deary, please don't over excert yourself.

(Briefly lifts head up....) "Hmmm....what ? what did you say ? (head falls back down with a thunk)

I hope you don't snore.

SKYNXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Don't make me zap you with my blaster to wake you up!!

YA meany!!!

Zap me, baby !

Kenky woman, you are a strange one!!!

Kenky??????

Sorry, that should be KINKY!!!

Oh yes. She is that.

Ooooh...so she's Kink Girl...

That makes two then.

No, she's kinky, but not Kink Girl. There's only one KINK GIRLtm (batteries not included) .

I think Gundy might be priceless.

So, KINK GIRLtm isn't actually Kinky then?

DISCLAIMER: RC recognises all trademarks relating to KINK GIRLtm. This reference was made for reporting references only and no revenue was earnt from this report.

Kinky ? Time to let the Squik loose on RC....

Priceless ? Oh, queeq darling, I had no idea you saw me as a Ming vase.....

Just as breakable.

Well, let's just say that Kink Girltm gives a whole new meaning to kinkyness. If you think Gundy is kinky, you should order this one.

I think I'll just stick to my own Kinky Girl thanks.

Hehehehehe, if only you knew.

And what would that be exactly?

Lets see now....B.D. (before disney) she was a silly cow. Now, A.D. (after disney) she's kinky. Interesting.

Ahem. OK, I think I'll take all that back cos SOME PEOPLE are reading far too much into our little Disney trip....

Oh! Worried people are reading too much into something eh?

WELL MY HEART BLEEDS!

What's that supposed to mean, Ush? Maybe you should get Edna to Disney!

I already tried that one hon, he didn't go for it.

Now she's going with Arsey, after Gundy had her turn.

I can't do that, after all I wuv Dimmy far too much to leave her now.

She's my scwummy, wummy, honey bunny and she's weally, weally special and.....

Sounds like RC has regressed in age. Or maybe he just likes talking like a baby.

What on earth did Dim do to him? Sounds like some kind of regression therapy, rebirthing or something. Enjoyed the womb, RC?

RC, wipe your chin, you're drooling, man.

*grins*
Well, I'm just too emotionally vulnerable right now. You better keep that Dim woman away from me....

Away???? That's not what you said last time.

He keeps changing his point of view. Hmmmm...sounds like something I heard before somewhere....

Really? Oh, do tell...

Well there was this old guy with a beard and there were these sandpeople and they were on this planet...oh, go watch the movie !

Sounds like a very unreliable person. I wouldn't buy a car from him.

I wouldn't buy a car from anybody who couldn't reach the door handle.

Why do you want to buy a car?

I heard old OB1 could reach it without using his hands.

Hmmmm, lucky old OB1.

I wouldnt exactly call OB1 a lucky person

Sure he was luckily. He could retire to a nice beach resort. To bad the sea dried up, but nevertheless. Bet the Jedi pension plan is excellent.

And the accomadation was superb!

Maybe I can sign up the Jedi Pension plan. They have such nice retirement resources: Deserts, swamps.

Cloud City, anyone? how about Geonosis?

*retiring to Dagaboh*

Closing...