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Ever wondered just how much time you have?

This website will let you know...

www.deathclock.com/

Looks like I'm already dead.

See, there's a good side to everything.....

Anythng to please you. Which is hard.

I can be pleased, sometimes...

The seconds count down a bit too fast, don't they?

Ah... that's sadistic mode, I see...

Only on the Sadistic mode.

I'm gonna kick the bucket on November 13, 2060.

Well doesn't that just suck.

Sounds like you were Optimistic. That would make you 96, I'd be happy with that!

21 of April 2067, missed 99 by 6 days.

Lots of wannabe Yoda's.

If I don't see at least 105 I'll be VERY unhappy... Loads of my family lived into the 100s

exactly what will u do at age 105 RC? I'm sure you'll be eating lorts of plum pudding...


Yay! i die in 2060 too! (didnt someone say they did, i dont want to check)

That's ....depressing

Who knows, but it sure beats popping your clogs at 75

Still...I'm not ready to think of that yet!

Well, give it a couple more years and your own mortality becomes very worrying. Well it does to me anyway.

Some day I'll be as old as you

Hmmmm, yeah, someday you'll grow up.

Well I always knew I would live to be a very old woman. Hmmmm....why did I say that ?

Oh Im only gonna be 79. That sucks!

yeah well..mine said 2035..so..I'm screwed

Still 34 years to go. Not bad. More than I have, I'm already dead.

And for that I am sure we are all very thankful.

I've got 34 years worst case and 50 at best. Anyone fancy a bet "each way" on me?

I know Arsey, anything to please you.

arsey?

R C - Arsey.

well could be misinterpreted

They look complementary to me.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Its all coming together now...

The plot thickens....

And it appears you've sucked poor Borgie right into it.

It's all downhill from here anyway.

You'd know.

But its EASIER going downhill than uphill. From a certain point of view.

*starts sniging* Ease on DOWN, ease on down the roa-oad.

Sniging ? Master, I do believe you need a handkercheif.

You'll find out I'm full of surprises.

I have a bad feeling about this....

Okay, quick trivia bit...how many times was that said, who said it, where and in which film ?

Errrr.... everyone, a lot, a lot.

(wasn't just Luke in ESB?)

Wasn't it C-3PO and something like 7 times? who knows.

I think I am getting pulled into Gundy and Queeq's evil plans. Sweet

Difficult to forget Obi-Wan in TPM, I would have thought. ANd it was said in the first film, on the Death Star approach

And don't forget that line by Leia in EpVII.

EpVII? Really?

You didn't know?

This will be queeq's mighty force power again.

Might? Might?

STicky fingers huh?

Ush, you still underestimate my powers.

Just for the record: Queeq doesn't have any powerrs, apart from the ones he imagines in his own mind.

And the great thing, Ush, is that everyone thinks I don't have any powers.

What we find so darn funny Ush is that he just keeps on insisting he does.

Huh... brain... confused... unable... to cope... with situation... Two Council Members... in direct disagreement... always right... but can't... both be right...

Sometimes Edna's more straightforward approach really would do the trick. "You're both being stupid," she would say. But I wouldn't.

Poor Ush. Why don't you just go over to the bar and have a drink...everything will be much clearer in about 5 or 6 hours....

Clarity you seek? Drink of the alcholic beverage, clarity you may find.

Either that or the inside of a toliet...

Oh Ush, you KNOW whom to trust.