I just purchased my six thousandth comic

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Raisen
Is my collection more impressive than zoms

One_Angry_Scot
The thing is Zom has an Eidetic-esque recollection of his comics.

So while you may have a more impressive collection he remains the best debater among all of us here due to his memory.

Raisen
The question is who has the more impressive collection. I dont doubt zoms debating skills.

DarkSaint85
There is a snake in my boot.

And a gerbil in my anus.

One_Angry_Scot
Originally posted by Raisen
The question is who has the more impressive collection. I dont doubt zoms debating skills.

Your collection is definitely more impressive.

What was the 6000th comic?

Raisen
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
There is a snake in my boot.

And a gerbil in my anus.
Put the boot in your anus and your gerbil problem will be resolved

Raisen
Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
Your collection is definitely more impressive.

What was the 6000th comic?

Archie

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Raisen
Put the boot in your anus and your gerbil problem will be resolved

Your wisdom leads me to believe you could surpass zom.

Raisen
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Your wisdom leads me to believe you could surpass zom.

Of course. I have 6000 comics. Im a 16 D organism.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Raisen
Of course. I have 6000 comics. Im a 16 D organism.

What's your theoretical physics knowledge like?

On a scale of imaginary number to Astner's broadband speed.

Raisen
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
What's your theoretical physics knowledge like?

I did my studies through Hyperion and captain atom. I received by degree through Xavier school for gifted youngsters.
Magna cum laude

carver9
No one beats Zom.

Raisen
Originally posted by carver9
No one beats Zom.

6000 comics. 16D organism ftw

StiltmanFTW
Raisen? I thought you were dead. You've been lurking all that time?

Raisen
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Raisen? I thought you were dead. You've been lurking all that time?

Stalking....waiting for a challenge to come forth. Zom is the challenge. He is challenged

StiltmanFTW
Zom is too much for any of us. Let it go.

Only Colossus Big C could beat him. Mods made a terrible mistake by banning him, now we're at zom's mercy.

One_Angry_Scot
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Zom is too much for any of us. Let it go.

Only Colossus Big C could beat him. Mods made a terrible mistake by banning him, now we're at zom's mercy.

If only he wasn't banned then Thingy might save us all.

Raisen
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Zom is too much for any of us. Let it go.

Only Colossus Big C could beat him. Mods made a terrible mistake by banning him, now we're at zom's mercy.

I remember that guy. Good times

Branlor Swift
I thought this was a zom thread (maybe it is). I was going to say he was at like 4000 a week ago.

I've been had

carver9
Lol...I liked Colossus Bigc. Don't know why so many of you all disliked him. I'm pretty sure a couple of those troll acts that had been popping up lately has been him. By the way, Zom has 3 in 1 comics, so that kind of triple his total.

Branlor Swift
I have one physical comic still wrapped in plastic. Soon to be 2 in June.

I'm getting there.

Raisen
Originally posted by carver9
Lol...I liked Colossus Bigc. Don't know why so many of you all disliked him. I'm pretty sure a couple of those troll acts that had been popping up lately has been him. By the way, Zom has 3 in 1 comics, so that kind of triple his total.

He was funny. Lots of old posters coming back

Raisen
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
I have one physical comic still wrapped in plastic. Soon to be 2 in June.

I'm getting there.

Hows the gerbil situation

carver9
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
I have one physical (and one downloaded comic) still wrapped in plastic. Soon to be 2 in June.

I'm getting there.

Fixed.

ares834
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
There is a snake in my boot.

And a gerbil in my anus.

"A great adventure is waiting for you ahead."

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by carver9
Fixed. Yes Carver I only have one downloaded comic.

Galan007
Originally posted by carver9
Fixed. BURN!

Raisen
Why dont you cowards vote on the poll. Are you racist or what

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
I thought this was a zom thread (maybe it is). I was going to say he was at like 4000 a week ago.

I've been had

That was a week ago. Keep up, Golgo.

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
That was a week ago. Keep up, Golgo. That is what I said.

quanchi112
Pretty impressive collection but it doesn't hold up to viewing Star Trek: Into Darkness for the 6,000th time. That's when you level up in humanity. Primitives.

Raisen
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
That was a week ago. Keep up, Golgo.

Im confused. Is branlor, golgo, dearhslash, and brrem the same person

Raisen
Originally posted by quanchi112
Pretty impressive collection but it doesn't hold up to viewing Star Trek: Into Darkness for the 6,000th time. That's when you level up in humanity. Primitives.

5,708 times. Im almost there.
Seen the underworld movies 8000 times each

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Raisen
Im confused. Is branlor, golgo, dearhslash, and brrem the same person

There is Deathslash-Prime.

Golgo-13 comes from an alt. reality where DC characters are always > Marvel's.
Branlor is from a reality where the Nazis won; hence the right-wing version of the sig.
BBrem just jumped on the bandwagon and copied them.

Raisen
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
There is Deathslash-Prime.

Golgo-13 comes from an alt. reality where DC characters are always > Marvel's.
Branlor is from a reality where the Nazis won; hence the right-wing version of the sig.
BBrem just jumped on the bandwagon and copied them.

40% of those polled have a gerbil in their anus.
This is an epidemic. We need to raise awareness

Mindset
Originally posted by Raisen
Archie thumb up

Mindset
Originally posted by quanchi112
Pretty impressive collection but it doesn't hold up to viewing Star Trek: Into Darkness for the 6,000th time. That's when you level up in humanity. Primitives. I've seen it 6001 times.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Mindset
I've seen it 6001 times. Oh my bad. Typo.

60,000 times.

Mindset
Originally posted by quanchi112
Oh my bad. Typo.

60,000 times. I meant to type 6.001x10^4

quanchi112
Originally posted by Mindset
I meant to type 6.001x10^4 Do not lie to Khan.

Raisen
Originally posted by quanchi112
Oh my bad. Typo.

60,000 times.

Must be that ipad again

Viktor vs Khan

quanchi112
Originally posted by Raisen
Must be that ipad again

Viktor vs Khan I think we both know Khan decimates Viktor.

Spawningpool
Originally posted by quanchi112
I think we both know Khan decimates Viktor.
Agreed

Raisen
Originally posted by quanchi112
I think we both know Khan decimates Viktor.

Youre not a viktor fan anymore?

Raisen
Half those polled have gerbils in their asses.
Somebody call the CDC

quanchi112
Originally posted by Raisen
Youre not a viktor fan anymore? Yes, I am. I am a fan of both. I am always objective though regardless of preference. That's why people hate me because I'm so damned objective.

Mindset
Originally posted by quanchi112
Do not lie to Khan. I never lie to myself.

But don't tell me what to do, Kirk.

Raisen
Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, I am. I am a fan of both. I am always objective though regardless of preference. That's why people hate me because I'm so damned objective.

Still with the submissive gf?

Board Walker
Only 6000 comics? Elementary my dear child, I was at 6000 comics during elementary school.

Spawningpool
Originally posted by Raisen
Still with the submissive gf?
Quan has a gf?

Raisen
Originally posted by Board Walker
Only 6000 comics? Elementary my dear child, I was at 6000 comics during elementary school.

Something is wrong with you

Board Walker
Originally posted by Spawningpool
Quan has a gf?

By gf they meant geniune fanboy. What quan does with that brainwashed child...one can only wonder.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Mindset
I never lie to myself.

But don't tell me what to do, Kirk. I have just sent out my pet, the Italian raptor. Do not think you can bargain with him. He does what I order him to without question.

The only traits I share with Kirk is my ability to attract women.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Raisen
Still with the submissive gf? Yes and no. She isn't my gf at the moment but fills the role of one.

Mindset
Originally posted by Board Walker
Only 6000 comics? Elementary my dear child, I was at 6000 comics during elementary school. To be fair, you've been in Elementary School for around 30 years.

Spawningpool
Originally posted by Board Walker
By gf they meant geniune fanboy. What quan does with that brainwashed child...one can only wonder.
Who is this brainwashed child we must save him

Board Walker
Originally posted by Spawningpool
Who is this brainwashed child we must save him

Some whisper that it is Korrupt Thanosi, while others are almost certain it is Mr. Master. Either way we must rescue that 6 year old child, whom quan forces to read Thanos comics every day while dressed in a star trek red shirt costume.

I have also heard thay quanchi sprat paints little dogs green, and then tells hisnyoung prodige to kill the hulk, of which that brainwashed child then fights that dog to the death with nothing more than a box of crayolas and a juice box.

quanchi112
How does board Walker log in from the psych ward ? He's one resourceful little bugger.


Ps. Just take your Meds.

Spawningpool
Originally posted by Board Walker
Some whisper that it is Korrupt Thanosi, while others are almost certain it is Mr. Master. Either way we must rescue that 6 year old child, whom quan forces to read Thanos comics every day while dressed in a star trek red shirt costume.

I have also heard thay quanchi sprat paints little dogs green, and then tells hisnyoung prodige to kill the hulk, of which that brainwashed child then fights that dog to the death with nothing more than a box of crayolas and a juice box.
laughing out loud I'm pissing my self over this

Raisen
Originally posted by Board Walker
Some whisper that it is Korrupt Thanosi, while others are almost certain it is Mr. Master. Either way we must rescue that 6 year old child, whom quan forces to read Thanos comics every day while dressed in a star trek red shirt costume.

I have also heard thay quanchi sprat paints little dogs green, and then tells hisnyoung prodige to kill the hulk, of which that brainwashed child then fights that dog to the death with nothing more than a box of crayolas and a juice box.

Strange

Sin I AM
Homos buying comics when there's still porn to be downloaded. You all disgust me

Raisen
Gross

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Sin I AM
Homos buying comics when there's still porn to be downloaded. You all disgust me

laughing out loud

Speaking of porn, have you done any? A little camshow at least?

Mindset
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
laughing out loud

Speaking of porn, have you done any? A little camshow at least? You don't remember?

Raisen
Is she masculine? I get the feeling theres lots muscle, bacne, and body hair going on

Branlor Swift
I used to think Sin was just a person. But I'😈😉😂😃😄😢😥😤

Holy shit I didn't even know I had smilies in my keyboard. That was a great accident

Mindset
This is a great moment in KMC history.

Board Walker
Is Sin actually just an alt account of Quanchi?

The plot thickens

Branlor Swift
I was going to say Sin has grossed me out as a human being ever since she said she doesn't wipe good but I hit too far on my space and hit smilies that was a button for changing the size of the keyboard not 20 minutes ago.

Weird stuff. Not sure what happened but 👌

Raisen
Originally posted by Board Walker
Is Sin actually just an alt account of Quanchi?

The plot thickens

Why did you have to phuck this up too

Every female soldier ive seen is covered in acne, sweaty matted hair, doughy, and cover in bristly peach fuzz especially on the back of their necks and cheeks.
I dont know why

Board Walker
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
I was going to say Sin has grossed me out as a human being ever since she said she doesn't wipe good but I hit too far on my space and hit smilies that was a button for changing the size of the keyboard not 20 minutes ago.

Weird stuff. Not sure what happened but 👌

Until you have cam'd with Sin, and confirmed with your own wallet that Sin is a female then Sin is a male.

Raisen
Originally posted by Mindset
This is a great moment in KMC history.

How so

Board Walker
Originally posted by Raisen
Why did you have to phuck this up too

Every female soldier ive seen is covered in acne, sweaty matted hair, doughy, and cover in bristly peach fuzz especially on the back of their necks and cheeks.
I dont know why

Israeli female soldiers

https://mariokenny.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/liveleak-dot-com-5c3bb699817f-is_wa.jpg

http://kitup.military.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Israel-Female-Soldiers-2.jpg

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by Raisen
Why did you have to phuck this up too

Every female soldier ive seen is covered in acne, sweaty matted hair, doughy, and cover in bristly peach fuzz especially on the back of their necks and cheeks.
I dont know why 🙈

Raisen
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
🙈
Hahahaha. That thing is funny

Mindset
Originally posted by Raisen
How so Originally posted by Branlor Swift
🙈

Raisen
Originally posted by Mindset

Well spoken.

Does anybody know what sin looks like

Khazra Reborn
I have two Chow Chows. One looks like a lion, and one looks like a bear. http://emotibot.net/pix/801.jpg

Raisen
My gerbil still smells like feces

quanchi112
Originally posted by Raisen
Well spoken.

Does anybody know what sin looks like No woman that enjoys comics can truly be attractive. I know some of you hope against hope but look at the statistics. Numbers don't lie.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
I was going to say Sin has grossed me out as a human being ever since she said she doesn't wipe good

That there's flavour country.

Sin I AM
I find it odd that you guys don't know one woman who likes comics, what sort of microcosm do u all live in? Literally ALL my friends read, have read or are into comics. And or similar mediums, starting to think u guys suck ass irl

KuRuPT Thanosi
Originally posted by Board Walker
Until you have cam'd with Sin, and confirmed with your own wallet that Sin is a female then Sin is a male.

I confirmed you were an imbecile the first time I saw you post... I'm disappointed I didn't realize it sooner.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Sin I AM
I find it odd that you guys don't know one woman who likes comics, what sort of microcosm do u all live in? Literally ALL my friends read, have read or are into comics. And or similar mediums, starting to think u guys suck ass irl

World War Sin laughing out loud

The Nuul
Daayum, Sin is raping you guys.

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