Superman vs Punisher

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Insane Titan
Same as Thor thread , Superman is powerless

H2H fight


Who wins

riv6672
Frank FTW.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/1/16518/1748072-the_punisher_vs_superman.png

krisblaze
Same as with Thor, Frank would just kill him...

abhilegend
Frank wins.

Insane Titan
Originally posted by abhilegend
Frank wins. so you're saying Superman gets the shit beat out of him too?

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by abhilegend
Frank wins.

OK, guys. Who hacked abhi's account?

riv6672
Originally posted by Insane Titan
so you're saying Superman gets the shit beat out of him too?
Its implied.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Insane Titan
so you're saying Superman gets the shit beat out of him too?
Yes.

beatboks
OWWW, I just lost a tooth when my Jaw hit the ground.

Did I really just see Abhi vote against Superman??

Insane Titan
Originally posted by abhilegend
Yes. why not say that ?

-Pr-
Because it would be pointless, that's why.

He said he'd lose. That should be enough.

ShadowFyre
Same as what I said in Thor thread. Taking high heralds down to human level all the sudden would make them a fish out of water. They would barely be able to walk let alone fight.

Insane Titan
Just as it was said Thor gets "the shit beat out of him" in a similar thread!

cdtm
Originally posted by abhilegend
Frank wins.

I agree, but what about the time he beat Kobra without any powers? What about his thousands of years experience fighting with Wonder Woman? Or the "Kryptonian martial arts", the Mongul training, the displays in "New Krypton"..

Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by -Pr-
Because it would be pointless, that's why.

He said he'd lose. That should be enough.

thumb up

abhilegend
Originally posted by Insane Titan
why not say that ? Originally posted by Insane Titan
Just as it was said Thor gets "the shit beat out of him" in a similar thread!
Because I like Superman more than Thor. Any more questions? Originally posted by cdtm
I agree, but what about the time he beat Kobra without any powers? What about his thousands of years experience fighting with Wonder Woman? Or the "Kryptonian martial arts", the Mongul training, the displays in "New Krypton"..
Not enough against someone like Punisher who can give even elite Streets levelers like Daredevil a serious run for money.

Insane Titan
Originally posted by abhilegend
Because I like Superman more than Thor. Any more questions?
Not enough against someone like Punisher who can give even elite Streets levelers like Daredevil a serious run for money. yeah, so you're admitting you're bias?

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by Insane Titan
yeah, so you're admitting you're bias? Serious question?

abhilegend
Originally posted by Insane Titan
yeah, so you're admitting you're bias?
Have you made this thread just to bait me?

Insane Titan
Originally posted by abhilegend
Have you made this thread just to bait me? That's not a answer to the question I asked.

krisblaze
Shit, if Superman can't beat Punisher, then how bad a fighter is he?

Frank had like 15 years of experience.

Superman's got several thousand.

Badabing
Originally posted by Insane Titan
Same as Thor thread , Superman is powerless

H2H fight


Who wins Superman has seen Batman fight. That's enough. Clark wins.

LordofBrooklyn
Torqasm is a murderer's art that Superman is an expert at.

Superman throwing a Superman punch =

INVINCIBLE

Insane Titan
Originally posted by Badabing
Superman has seen Batman fight. That's enough. Clark wins. still doesn't have the Batkick in his moves to call upon!

Badabing
Originally posted by Insane Titan
still doesn't have the Batkick in his moves to call upon! True. Now I'm undecided. mmmOriginally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Torqasm is a murderer's art that Superman is an expert at.

Superman throwing a Superman punch =

INVINCIBLE dur

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by Badabing
dur

Recognize the truth, fool!

Mindset
Originally posted by -Pr-
Because it would be pointless, that's why.

He said he'd lose. That should be enough. IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!

cdtm
Originally posted by Insane Titan
That's not a answer to the question I asked.

Who doesn't have a favorite character?

I like Superman more then Thanos. I'd never say he beats Thanos in a fight.. Not without serious amps, at least.

StiltmanFTW
Abhi has had it coming for years, let's be honest. Stop whiteknighting.

cdtm
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Abhi has had it coming for years, let's be honest. Stop whiteknighting.

Lets be honest, a LOT of people have it coming.

Mods should just make it official and do an official roast thread every so often.. smile

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by cdtm
Lets be honest, a LOT of people have it coming.

Mods should just make it official and do an official roast thread every so often.. smile

laughing out loud

I guess we would see Wolverine and Iron Fist gangraped by kmcers then.

Still, SupePrAbhiman has a special place in KMC's hell.

-Pr-
Originally posted by Insane Titan
Just as it was said Thor gets "the shit beat out of him" in a similar thread!

So he should have the same answer in every thread?

Yeah, he's biased. Great. Water is also wet, btw.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Abhi has had it coming for years, let's be honest. Stop whiteknighting.

Might be a good idea to quit while you're (barely) ahead.

This isn't another "shit all over abhi" thread. You've had your fun.

So kindly **** off.

StiltmanFTW
Daaaaaaayuuuuum.

World War Pr. I didn't think you could get that mad.

-Pr-
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Daaaaaaayuuuuum.

World War Pr. I didn't think you could get that mad.

It's not about being mad. It's about impatience. People acting like Abhi doesn't get shit on nigh constantly on this board.

I get it, he brings a lot of it on himself, but there's a point where it just gets excessive.

And I really don't like that term either, but that's another story.

Mindset
Goodbye Stilt, may god have mercy on your soul.

StiltmanFTW
Don't worry, I had a PRbuster suit stashed in my toilet just for a moment like this.

Its power lv is over 9000 carvers. I think I can take Pr biscuits

-Pr-
Needs more Carvers. And about a ****tillion Bings too.

shadowknight
I don't think it's as cut and dry as people make it out to be. Sm is far from a noob at HTH combat.

Basefoiler
Clark easily punisher is nothing without his guns

DTM
As I sided with Punisher to beat a powerless Thor, I would do the same for him to beat a powerless Superman here.

deathslash
Originally posted by Basefoiler
Clark easily punisher is nothing without his guns hystericalgood one bro

Inhuman
Originally posted by Basefoiler
Clark easily punisher is nothing without his guns

His fists are also his guns. That means Frank wins. thumb up

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by -Pr-
Needs more Carvers. And about a ****tillion Bings too.

I guess I could add some masterbruces to the mix... but that would be overkill.

ODG
Originally posted by shadowknight
I don't think it's as cut and dry as people make it out to be. Sm is far from a noob at HTH combat. It's cut and dry. Just being far from a noob still puts him far from success in a fight with Punisher.

riv6672
Agreed. Same as with Thor, but more so.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by riv6672
Agreed. Same as with Thor, but more so.

LIES!

Superman has more combat experience and has been trained by expert combatants.

riv6672
Whatever, dude.

StiltmanFTW
When Batman was "training" him, all he really did was making fun of powerless Kal.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by riv6672
Whatever, dude.

Watch your tone with me, boy!

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
When Batman was "training" him, all he really did was making fun of powerless Kal.

BAH!

It's called tough love!

riv6672
Boy? You'd best cop another feel, son.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by riv6672
Boy? You'd best cop another feel, son.

Why make me destroy you?

riv6672
Theatrics wont change the fact that Punisher beats Superman in this thread.
Feel free to do whatever you need to in order to have a fun posting experience today. smile

Surtur
Well yes Punisher does beat Superman. That is, a severely handicapped Superman.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Same as what I said in Thor thread. Taking high heralds down to human level all the sudden would make them a fish out of water. They would barely be able to walk let alone fight.

Please don't say absurd things like this. Supes has been powerless in the past, and was not just "barely able to walk".

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by riv6672
Theatrics wont change the fact that Punisher beats Superman in this thread.
Feel free to do whatever you need to in order to have a fun posting experience today. smile

1.Combat experience- Superman fought for over a millenia alongside Wonder Woman against a horde of varied combatants.

2.Level of competition- Superman has fought Diana, Orion, Kalibak, and Zod just to name a few. Frank can't match that resume.

Surtur
People have this weird impression that Superman can't fight and all he knows how to do is punch stuff until it breaks. Which is a completely valid way to think about the character if you've only read a few Superman comics. Anyone who has read a decent amount knows he has some decent fighting skill. I don't think he wins, but he's not a "noob".

Also keep in mind that "humans" in the DCU aren't always like real world humans. So a powerless Superman might of still had feats no ordinary person could do.

riv6672
I took all that into account, Surtur.
I dont blindly vote against Superman.
I also dont blindly vote FOR him.

ODG
Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
1.Combat experience- Superman fought for over a millenia alongside Wonder Woman against a horde of varied combatants. So he has a fraction of the experience of Volstagg. thumb up

riv6672
-snort- haha

Star428
Clark has had some training by both Batman and Diana but not enough to beat someone like Punisher.

Insane Titan
Originally posted by Surtur
People have this weird impression that Superman can't fight and all he knows how to do is punch stuff until it breaks. Which is a completely valid way to think about the character if you've only read a few Superman comics. Anyone who has read a decent amount knows he has some decent fighting skill. I don't think he wins, but he's not a "noob".

Also keep in mind that "humans" in the DCU aren't always like real world humans. So a powerless Superman might of still had feats no ordinary person could do. *sigh*

It's clear for this thread Clark is a normal human like punisher is.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by ODG
So he has a fraction of the experience of Volstagg. thumb up

Backed by the power of Kryptonian Kung-Fu!

The result.....

Winner by KO via Superman punch-Clark

StiltmanFTW
LoB, take your meds.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
LoB, take your meds.

I'm all natural!

You obviously fear what you can't comprehend.

iceman24567
Punisher wins

-Pr-
Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
LIES!

Superman has more combat experience and has been trained by expert combatants.

Shut your hole.

krisblaze
It's true though...

Superman has many many many more years worth of experience.

DarkSaint85
Yeah, but if that experience is of losing, its pretty shitty experience.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by -Pr-
Shut your hole.

Listen you pathetic, heretic, I've grown tired of your disrespect.

I will explain this in a way that even someone like YOU can understand!

Your weakness and appeasement in defending Superman led to rampant disrespect of the character.

That time has ended!

Your betters have taken up the mantle, BACK DOWN and know your place!

Insane Titan
PR please ban LOB, his act is so tired and boring now.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by Insane Titan
PR please ban LOB, his act is so tired and boring now.

You can take your leave at any time Thanosi!

Insane Titan
As I said tired and boring in every thread

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by Insane Titan
As I said tired and boring in every thread

Look, I suspect you're just like the emo eggplant when it comes to courage.

You want me banned, put up some stakes.

Mindset did it, you do it!

-Pr-
Originally posted by krisblaze
It's true though...

Superman has many many many more years worth of experience.

Yeah, but not against better opponents. Superman uses his skill when he has to, which to be fair isn't that often. Punisher had to get good to go up against the people he's fought.

Superman's skill level goes up because he wants it too on occasion. Frank's goes up because it has to, imo.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Listen you pathetic, heretic, I've grown tired of your disrespect.

I will explain this in a way that even someone like YOU can understand!

Your weakness and appeasement in defending Superman led to rampant disrespect of the character.

That time has ended!

Your betters have taken up the mantle, BACK DOWN and know your place!

lol "appeasement".

I'm sorry I'm better at arguing the character than you are. Oh, wait, I'm not sorry.

riv6672
This didnt really stay on topic but its entertaining to read...laughing out loud

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by -Pr-
Yeah, but not against better opponents. Superman uses his skill when he has to, which to be fair isn't that often. Punisher had to get good to go up against the people he's fought.

Superman's skill level goes up because he wants it too on occasion. Frank's goes up because it has to, imo.



lol "appeasement".

I'm sorry I'm better at arguing the character than you are. Oh, wait, I'm not sorry.

The House of El was never in greater danger than with you at the helm.

Under my reign we have CONQUERED the Thor Corps, Gammites, and rabid Thanosi!

You're welcome!

StiltmanFTW
LoB, I have a secret to tell you.

Superman is lame

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
LoB, I have a secret to tell you.

Superman is lame

Superman is your hero!'

Accept it or I will MAKE you accept it!

-Pr-
Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
The House of El was never in greater danger than with you at the helm.

Under my reign we have CONQUERED the Thor Corps, Gammites, and rabid Thanosi!

You're welcome!

I know more than you.

Decimus
Frank Castle spite

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by -Pr-
I know more than you.

You're right in one respect.

Unlike you, I know nothing about failing to defend Superman and The House of El!

Sin I AM
Originally posted by Insane Titan
PR please ban LOB, his act is so tired and boring now.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by Sin I AM


I require a fish panini.

Do your job!

Sin I AM
Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
I require a fish panini.

Do your job!

You need a hug?

iceman24567
Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
I require a fish panini.

Do your job! Ewww New Yorkers eat the nastiest shit

-Pr-
Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
You're right in one respect.

Unlike you, I know nothing about failing to defend Superman and The House of El!

I'm honestly surprised you can spell "Superman", tbh.

Any time you want to test your little puppy rage, I'm right here. Just try to keep the yapping down, thanks.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by Sin I AM
You need a hug?

Do you expect to trap me so easily?

riv6672
And, this thread is dead now. Mission accomplished LoB. roll eyes (sarcastic)

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
I require a fish panini.

Do your job!

Sending women to the kitchen, LoB style laughing out loud

Originally posted by -Pr-
I'm honestly surprised you can spell "Superman", tbh.

laughing

DarkSaint85
Superman uses his pressure point attacks to paralyse Frank's arms.

Frank bites Clark's face off, and Clark passes out.

riv6672
Why are your sigs upside down?

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by riv6672
Why are your sigs upside down?

I flipped them.

riv6672
Didnt mean to pry, big guy.
Thought maybe you were in distress...
http://33.media.tumblr.com/370b2456c31bb07d9f96c730191bb4aa/tumblr_mfn7elTjyp1qasxjlo1_500.gif

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by riv6672
Why are your sigs upside down?

It's quite simple. Several guys chose that sig just to troll deathslash, who wanted it for himself or something.

The only minor differences are it being centered, moved to the left, to the right or upside down like in Light Sinner's case.

riv6672
Ah. no expression

StiltmanFTW
Here's where it all started:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=382350&pagenumber=3096

DarkSaint85
'Troll' is too strong a word.

deathslash is grateful for all this attention.

And besides, I thought I was copying Bran.

StiltmanFTW
How many KMCers total wear that sig now? 5? laughing out loud

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
How many KMCers total wear that sig now? 5? laughing out loud

We are the 5 who are the fingers of the hand.

Together, we are the fist.

Golgo is the 6th, as a result of inbreeding.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Golgo is the 6th, as a result of inbreeding.

crylaugh

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
I require a fish panini.

Do your job!
thumb up

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