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My sisters poems have really lifted me and I feel that the hurt she is feeling is all my fault
*holds head in hands and crys*

Awwwwww... have a big hug.

HHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
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Thankyou
*holds ush*

Have a hug from me as well!

*holds GS REAL tight and GS tells her everything will work out*
Thankyou you are all chearing me up slowly but surely

Try not to crush GS to death...

i'll try can't promise xxx

Yes I have to go to town later and people would stare if I was partially crushed to death.

yes i know stay on until half 4 in my time which is 3 hours and 20 mins the same to u ush

Okidokey... except half four is in two hours, not three.

I hate mathematics.

ya'll are confusing, But I'm srry about the pain, Emily(and yes I meant to put ssry)

Ush was talking about the time difference between where I am and where he is...I think.

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Las Vendanya Anya your grace farewell

{Sorry the translation device has been confiscated}

It's off anastasia*Doesn't have a clue what it means either*

vendui?

{Thank you for the semi-explanation Daughter of Vader}

Know no russian But can talk like I am from there.

Ya sebya ne pojmu ty otkuda vzyalas
Na tebya povelas

Vyklyuchaestsya svet ya keuda to lechu
Bez tebya menya net nichego ne khogu

Are you new here Allor Vader xxx Emily xxx do you like star wars isn't R2D2 sooooooooooo cute

*Breathe* *Hiss* *Breathe* Showoff

just copied some lyrics

What o you mean uh huh

I know some basics though

Talking to yerssot, yeah Luv starwars and LOTR and a bunch of other people.

most important russian phrase:
Ya tyebya lyublyu

What does that mean?

take a wild guess

{No I don't make guesses. Tell me or forget about it.}

Anything even VAGUELY on-topic approaching, here?

"We picked out a phrase for you which you won't forget that easily:
I ... love ... you
Repeat it please, to make sure you got it correct"
Moneypenny in that movie where James Bond goes to Japan

I don't know Ush as I did not start this one. What is it supposed to be about anyway?

I'm not Ush, but it was about Emmers being down

here's a joke for you:

Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.

As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"

"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.

"The bottle has a hole in it!"

"What about the PC?"

"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.

"And it's missing three keys,"

"Which three?"

"Control, Alt and Delete."

OK. Now I remember.

nice one

yea, I got that

{Original if somewhat predictable. Seen others just like it.}

I'm a tad slow

Nothing to be ashamed of my friend. Not everyone can run as fast as I can.

and mentally too

"No worries...you're worthy....you're worthy........"

THAT's possitive

{Anytime yerss, I am always glad to make a friend laugh}

stick around then, lost of laughs to come

thank you, thank you

There is more than enough laughs for everybody!

yupp, and i've got many more

well, speak up.

Which is funnier- a chicken crossing the road or a bear coming indoors?

A bear coming indoors. I saw a movie about a guy who ticked a bear off and ran inside his cabin shoot the door and locked it. The guy didn't even get a chance to move away before the bear had knocked the door down. Let's just say it was a door and man sandwich.

Allor has the right answer! There is nothing funny(any more) about a chicken crossing the road. It's been done so much already. That is why the bear coming indoors is the funniest of the two.

Yea, *breathe* *Hiss* *Breathe*

Wonderful stuff!

k, kewl

Can you think of any cool jokes?

Nope, my humor was weakened to almost death by a freaking showoff.

Are you speaking of a specific person?

yah, but no one on this board.

Good otherwise I might have to speak to someone about it. No reason any of us should lose our sense of humor on here. This is such a cool place after all.

Yep, eveything's cool.

Excellent.

awesome

So what do we talk about now? I am running out of ingenious thoughts and must be going to sleep soon.

Yeah it's getting late over here and I see some sheep out my window.

Yes I can hear the Zero Room calling me and must go soon to regenerate into a more handsome form......

LOL.

I'll have to dig up some of my jokes...

ya'll scare me

Nah we're just talking in code.

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{Guy talk.}

oh! *slowly steps back*

*Watches Lara leave slowly*

who said I was leaving, I just stepped back thats all!

The beauty of this is that girls can be around while we guys still get to talk in such a way that they will never understand us!

thats what you think!

{Note to self:update codes}

It really doesnt matter what you do! I guess you havent heard my fluent jibberish have you?

jibberish or jiddish?

1st one finti!

flip flap flop!

This conversation has taken a turn for the bizzare. I like it!

thats that aim of the GDF to get the threads off topic in any means available!

Cool. Let us now discuss plans of conquest over some drinks.

Eli, eli lema sabachthani.

good one finti, but what did you say?

Has anyone seen my scarf? I think I left it around here somewhere.....

it is something for the bible people, they ought to know it

thats nothing but a story book ten years out of date!

ten?????

the bible has been disproved, because it was been foud to be ten years out of date!

well it is centuries out of date as well as the churches

I should've expected that!

Yes he hates all things religious. Or at least doesn't think much of them. I happen to have a more enlightened viewpoint regarding these things.

or more easily fooled

Not from my certain point of view. You cannot win this discussion no matter how you might want to. I suggest we get this thread back on topic or close it up.

yeah yeah cling to fairy tales

dont get me wrong! I like churches, but I'm an athiest.

Just because finti doesn't believe in something does not make it a "fairy tale." You guys can be athiest(or whatever) all you want to. I happen to believe in God and always will.

well the bible is a fairy tail

FINTI, dont make me get the whip out!

says the atheist church that likes churches

Unwise.

its beautify architecture!
Churches are very beautiful and thats where I draw the line.

That is your choice of course.

..what ever!

Fine lose your temper with me then. This thread is so old and off topic it isn't even funny anymore.

says you

whoa, k, chill out, dude...um*breath* *hiss* *breath*

"Get on up, get on the scene, get on up, like a sex machine" or not.... Tee Hee :P

lol, how did it get from sad emily to churches. let's all get on-topic or else closed. hope emily got better.

{Somehow I doubt that is a problem anymore. Are we closing this one or not?}

*evil smile*
should we contact a mod?

{Ushgarak is online at the moment.......}

this is the part where we all scream in horror and hit our head against the door?

{Not yet. Two more scenes to go and then we can hit our heads on the door!........}

shoot! I'm sorry, didn't had time to read the script yesterday

{No problem, I did and we can now knock ourselves silly.......}

*knocks head on door*

{Simon didn't say......!}

Well, all done with this thread I think. Closing!