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Who would win in a fight between Putin and Obama?

Putin.

I mean, Obama's younger and in better shape, but Putin was ex-KGB, I believe a HtH instructor with them, and still practices Russian Sambo, Judo, and Tae Kwon Do, all at high level. You aren't going to find a world leader that can take him.

I just have to say Putin because he has an action figure of him riding a bear while shirtless.

But Obama is black with alonger reach, surely he has done some boxing.

'sup Whirls, how's it hanging?

Originally posted by Ionceknewu
But Obama is black with alonger reach, surely he has done some boxing.

What?

Originally posted by Ionceknewu
But Obama is black with alonger reach, surely he has done some boxing.

I don't understand why you would think he has surely done boxing?

Originally posted by Surtur
I don't understand why you would think he has surely done boxing?

He is black with a rangey frame, surely in his youth he used to box.

Originally posted by Ionceknewu
He is black with a rangey frame, surely in his youth he used to box.

Not everyone boxes as a sport.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Not everyone boxes as a sport.

Most black guys with rangey frames who play basketball do.

Originally posted by Ionceknewu
Most black guys with rangey frames who play basketball do.

Not all blacks play basketball, Cartman!

https://tehresistance.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/naked_cartman.jpg

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Not all blacks play basketball, Cartman!

https://tehresistance.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/naked_cartman.jpg

Obama does Charlie Brown.

Obama takes this via rear-naked-choke 90 seconds of round 1. /fact

I think Obama would work off the jab myself and then looke for the takedown.

Originally posted by Ionceknewu
I think Obama would work off the jab myself and then looke for the takedown.

Does Obama even have any type of sports background you are aware of?

Originally posted by Surtur
Does Obama even have any type of sports background you are aware of?

Wasn't he in the Harlem Globetrotters.

Originally posted by Ionceknewu
But Obama is black with alonger reach, surely he has done some boxing.


... nope.

He did college basketball, that's it.



Putin is a literal martial arts master.

Originally posted by Ionceknewu
Wasn't he in the Harlem Globetrotters.

No, but I think they visited the white house or otherwise met Obama during his presidency.

Originally posted by Surtur
No, but I think they visited the white house or otherwise met Obama during his presidency.

I'm sure if he didn't play for them, some of the Globetrotters looked a lot like him.

Originally posted by Ionceknewu
I'm sure if he didn't play for them, some of the Globetrotters looked a lot like him.

I see, so you could of just said you were racist.

Originally posted by Surtur
I see, so you could of just said you were racist.

Not at all, I think white men can't jump.

Putin trained with this master.

6ORZPExIKLY

Notice how his extreme skills allow him to take down his opponents without even having to touch them.

Originally posted by Robtard
Putin trained with this master.

6ORZPExIKLY

What an amazing fighter, I bet he is a good Chef as well.

Putin kicks his ass all over the place.