3 fictional places you do NOT want to run into a spider

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riv6672
MORDER
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070316205543/lotr/images/9/99/Shelob2.jpg

MONSTER ISLAND
http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/20-Godzilla-Kaiju-Kumonga.jpg

AUSTRALIA
http://www.spyderwood.com/images/Spiders/Wolf%20Spider.jpg

Genesis-Soldier
-_- "Australia"

really riv really

riv6672
Its a happy coincidence how my pics increased in size as the spiders got scarier... stick out tongue

Genesis-Soldier
Yeah coincidence

Spiders arnt really that big in Australia.
The reason they are deadly is because most are Aggressive and will bite you if given the opportunity.

The huntsman spider won't bite you in your urban house usually but in the bush and rural areas they drag down crows and will drop onto you from above

Genesis-Soldier
Normally we are taught spider safety in year 4

The spiders here are just aggressive and almost always poisonous.
At about it really, we are taught how to not aggravate them and what to do if your being chased by more then 2-4

riv6672
I think you're taking this a little too seriously, it was meant as a joke. No harm intended. thumb up

But be honest, when you originally clicked on the thread you were ready to post something along the lines of no fictional spiders can hold a candle to Australia's real ones. wink

Genesis-Soldier
i know there is no harm intended, I am laying out the info for walshy to look over and realise his little british spiders have NOTHING on us aussies

riv6672
There are spiders there? Huh.

Genesis-Soldier
apparently

Bardock42
Mordor!!!!

AsbestosFlaygon
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Ax3l
This is like an awful buzz feed article

Bardock42
It's better, cause shorter.

Ax3l
That's still not a good enough reason for its existence

Bardock42
I don't know what to tell you, man. Progress is slow.

Ax3l
You're just going to have to be better at figuring out what to tell me

Flyattractor
When Adults would threaten me as a child that if I were bad that I would go south to a place that was very hot I never would have guessed they meant AUSTRALISA!!!!!

Wonder Man
Stephen King's: "IT"

immaturerainbow
I'm cool with no spiders. no expression

Flyattractor
I am cool with Spider-Woman!

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/2/29837/1803844-spiderwoman_michael_turner_print.jpg

riv6672
Originally posted by Ax3l
You're just going to have to be better at figuring out what to tell me
You're just going to have to be better at not posting in threads you dont see the point of. smile

Flyattractor
But that would cancel out at least 94.5 % the interwebs!

Nuke Nixon
Duskwood (WoW)
The Isle of Dread (D&D)
Lordran (Dark Souls)

riv6672
Originally posted by Flyattractor
But that would cancel out at least 94.5 % the interwebs!
Isnt like 95% if the interwebs porn, though? confused

Dramatic Gecko

Genesis-Soldier
mate have you ever been down in Victoria

just off Melbourne an hour was south you can come across to ballarat - go out to dalesford and look for the glass warehouse. out the back should be an old food works plate of glass and you will see a family of huntsman who have eaten and stripped the flesh off crows

Genesis-Soldier
Originally posted by riv6672
Isnt like 95% if the interwebs porn, though? confused
60%

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