Every time i tell this story, the snake will only get bigger
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riv6672
I was pulling into my driveway about an hour ago, and across the street the neighbor's 3 year old girl was out front. Out of the corner of my eye it looked like thete was a toy on the ground in front of her. A toy that was...moving?
I focused and sure as shit if it wasnt a snake.
Concerned i jogged over and sure as double shit if it wasnt a freaking rattle snake.
Luckily i'd been on my bike so i had my heavy riding boots on. Without thinking i ran/jumped/stomped its head in/pushed the kid into the grass.
I think i threw my back out.
Kid's mim comes out at the crying and sees me bent over with this twitching spazzing snake under my foot. Freaked out.
She called animal control and they're gonna check the neighborhood.
Snake measured 2 feet 4 inches.
I mean 3 feet.
No, 4!
It had two heads and 7 rattles....!
walshy
how big was the snake
riv6672
2 feet 4 inches, in reality. I'm gonna fish story the hell out of it at the bar tonight, though!
rudester
Thought u got a boner I was so excited
riv6672
I'm at half mast right now, so...dont worry be happy?
Flyattractor
I can't wait for this story to turn into RivZilla vs 3 headed King Rattl-dorah!
Nuke Nixon
What kind of bike ya riding?
Flyattractor
.....................*nearly passes out from potential joke overload*
Nuke Nixon
Fly almost misses the overhead smash, lob was so high it got lost in the sun.
Flyattractor
it blinded me....
riv6672
If Fly didnt give me a hard time, i'd think he was an alt!
walshy
Originally posted by riv6672
Snake measured 2 feet 4 inches.
Originally posted by walshy
how big was the snake
Originally posted by riv6672
2 feet 4 inches, YOU HAD ONE JOB
Nuke Nixon
Didn't have as big of a snake story as this guy.
http://kdvr.com/2015/07/29/missouri-man-kills-a-nearly-15-foot-python-in-yard/
Flyattractor
Originally posted by riv6672
If Fly didnt give me a hard time, i'd think he was an alt!
Compared to some of the others around here. *cough couch timmy cough cough*
I am soft on you like butter on biscuits!!!!!!
Genesis-Soldier
boner alert
rudester
This story makes me horny
riv6672
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Compared to some of the others around here. *cough couch timmy cough cough*
I am soft on you like butter on biscuits!!!!!!
Great now we have one horny and one hungry poster!
riv6672
Originally posted by walshy
YOU HAD ONE JOB
-just got it-
D'oh!
Time-Immemorial
http://humoncomics.com/art/troll-and-fairy.jpg
riv6672
I should seriously just call myself the master of time!
Flyattractor
Who knew...Timmy is into fairies.
riv6672
Timmy. Fairies. I see what you did there!
Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
huh
I didn't get it either, Lucy, joo got sum spainin' to do.
Flyattractor
Ohh Nukey You so silly.
dynamix
Originally posted by rudester
Thought u got a boner I was so excited
lol, thats what i thought too! except i was more amused than excited lol
riv6672
Timmy Turner. Fairly Odd Parents!
Flyattractor
Comes off more like a Jorgen to me.
riv6672
Nah, Jorgen's cool!
Flyattractor
I always pictured you as a Homer.
http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2009/08/24/1225765/493471-the-simpsons.jpg
riv6672
That pic always cracks me up!
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