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Margarita Guy's objective is to safely transport his two margaritas across a variety of hazardous theaters. He needs to to make it 100 meters across each theater without spilling the margaritas or dying a horrible death in order to clear it.

1. Across the welcome center that the T-Rex and raptors are fighting inside of at the end of Jurassic Park.

2. Through the Tantive IV during the Empire's boarding action against the Rebels in A New Hope.

3. Across the battlefield the Human resistance and the machines are fighting at during the flashbacks we see in Terminator.

4. Through the Pellanor Field seconds after the Rohirrim charge the ork army.

Bonus Round: Has to make it all the way from the beach landing zone to the sand-dunes the German army is set-up on during the Normandy invasion scene from Saving Private Ryan

How far does he make it?

Good thread, we need more imagination like this in the MVF, imo.

If a man is so determined to keep his beverages even during a pterodactyl attack, that man can likely accomplish most things on sheer will alone.

1) Clears with contemptuous ease, if a swarm of flying dinos didn't stop him, a few Raptors and T-Res surely won't. Outcome: Two drinks imbibed

2) S-Troopers have shit aim and have been known to bonk their heads on doorways. So clears without even breaking a sweat. Outcome: Two drinks imbibed

3) Slightly difficulty here and there's a chance he might spill a few drops of his tasty beverages, but clears. Outcome: Needs to use a small napkin and two drinks imbibed

4) This one might prove a challenge and there's a chance he might lose one beverage considering all the shoulder-bumping that will be going on. Outcome: Likely only one drink imbibed and 50% more sobriety retained

Bonus) If you watched Band of Brothers, when someone does something unexpected, WWII soldiers that were previously in a bloody battle cease fighting to watch in bewildered amazement and a man running in a pink shirt double-fisting margaritas across a battlefield is downright unexpected. Outcome: Two drinks imbibed

this is beautiful