How many 12 year olds could you beat up?

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Whisper
Serious question here, I was watching my sisters kids soccer team (under 12s) today and it got me thinking. How many 12 year olds could you beat up if a huge gand of them decided to attack at the same time? I reckon 8-10 though it would depend if they were tough, inner city kids or softer upper class kids. Think about this. Deeply.

walshy
this is a little concerning awebrow

dynamix
Originally posted by walshy
this is a little concerning awebrow

lmao!!

carthage
More than Khan

Flyattractor
Depends. Are they still wearing their shin guards during the fight?

Surtur
I thought I was the only one who day dreamed about fighting children.

marwash22
insufficient date.

do they have weapons?
are they going for the kill?
where does the fight take place?
what's the starting distance?
do i get weapons?
are they trained in the art of kumite or some other ancient martial art?
do i get prep?

this is a terrible vs. thread. erm

riv6672
I've taken out 6 who were armed with knives and guns.
So...6.

Flyattractor
Did ya go all old school Philly blacktop BB court on them Riv?

riv6672
On you? Never.

Flyattractor
....oops .... I typo'ed....It fixed now.

Genesis-Soldier
how aboout we all start with soccer kids

i am honestly putting myself at 10- 15 max
mostly because i mess around with the kids who play with us on friday night

i would a few of them as weapons and just use my size and speed to knock them over and break at their ankles if i dont try tpo kill them when i am next to them

Fated Xtasy
Originally posted by carthage
More than Khan
http://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/original/554/5540228/2762877-1923096542-tumbl.gif

good one!

Also, honestly, one could kick my butt. Mostly because i'm already half dead, wouldn't take much.

Genesis-Soldier
hehe bait threads

got to love them

Jmanghan
21.

Emperordmb
I think I'll answer this question with a video that accurately reflects how a fight between me and a bunch of 12 year olds would go cool

watch?v=lLXaRtc1f4I

Genesis-Soldier
due to the fact that i cannot see said video above

i am guessing its the end of Step Brothers- where they roll up and beat the crap out of the kids?

Emperordmb
Neo vs Smith in Matrix Reloaded

|King Joker|
I'm gonna say 6.

Flyattractor
Do I get the option of luring the kids into a van first?

http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/2507236/img/Anonymous/pedobear-free-candy-van.jpg

I stole it form the Herochat site... I swear.

Stringer
I remember my first beer

Flyattractor
Was it a twist off?

Genesis-Soldier
i change my answer since i am feeling very muderous
20

riv6672
Thats a lot of kids! eek!

Bardock42
Depends on the 12 year old and their training, as well as the setup to the fight, but I'd say quite a few. Less if they are coordinated.

Genesis-Soldier
trust me i have seen alot of 12 year old soccer players, they will get you if you leave an opening but i am still FELLING MURDEROUS FOR THEIR LITTLE UNDERVELOPED SOULS

Genesis-Soldier
bit sleepy so i think i could destroy 6 skulls

Genesis-Soldier
am i allowed to take one back and just hurt them over and over without actually killing them?

i am in the mood

Flyattractor
No but you can use one of the smaller ones as a weapon against the others.

Nuke Nixon
Ya'll are some cold mofos. I'd bring out my secret weapon..... tangled Christmas lights and shake that at them till they ran off screaming.

Genesis-Soldier
hahaha
i did laugh at this

yeah fly i am happy with that

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