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....and I can't decide if I want to put on my hockey mast and grap my mini scythe, corn husker machete and .454 Casull and go running down the alleys in my hood or take just enough sleep meds to get that numb feeling and pass out....


Maybe I will go pass out in the alley..

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T3lzrzH2fMo/SOu15aGeRwI/AAAAAAAACOg/IpHRajfzf0Q/s400/jasonlivesbus.jpg

I vote sleep meds!

Good Call.

I miss my sleep meds sometimes.
Stopped taking them when i retired. Dont get a lot of sleep but i'm free to take old man naps now, during what used to be work hours if i need to.
I miss them but, they werent good for me.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
....and I can't decide if I want to put on my hockey mast and grap my mini scythe, corn husker machete and .454 Casull and go running down the alleys in my hood or take just enough sleep meds to get that numb feeling and pass out....


Maybe I will go pass out in the alley..

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T3lzrzH2fMo/SOu15aGeRwI/AAAAAAAACOg/IpHRajfzf0Q/s400/jasonlivesbus.jpg

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!

Should have went with the hockey mask and mayhem, all that activity would have worn you out enough to get some sleep. And it would have made the news more interesting.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Should have went with the hockey mask and mayhem, all that activity would have worn you out enough to get some sleep. And it would have made the news more interesting. Agreed

You two haven't been watching the news lately?

I never watch the news.

I only watch BBC News, US news is too ....what's the word...

I don't watch any news. Depressing as shit, constantly. Maybe that was the word Nix was looking for.

^^^I think bird is the word...

Banana Fanana Fo Fiv!

The word is misleading. US news is concerned with nothing more than ratings and not hard news and truth, that's the last thing this government wants is a bunch of informed citizens running around asking a lot of hard questions about the way things are run and why and what and whom? No, we should just concern ourselves on what food is going to cause cancer next, what prescription drugs we should be asking our doctor about and what the Kardassians are doing this week to struggle to remain in the spotlight.

And the buzz kill has entered the zone.

Take some bath salts, I hear it does wonders for sleepy people.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
And the buzz kill has entered the zone.

Sorry did I interrupt your potato farming?

Nope.

*aims potato gun at nuke's head*

Potato farming is an honorable profession.

I just like to MASH EM!


and sometimes use em as mash...

You gonna take that, Flypaper?

Take what?

I do use "talk to me, goose" occasionally in RL!

The neighbors do love it when Riv runs around in his front yard playing duck duck goose with himself.


I take pride everytime Riv puts me on ignore.

ITS A BADGE OF HONOR!

I do not play duck duck goose.

I play squirrel squirrel NUT!

That would explain the overly nervous conditions of the squirrels in the hood.

They started it?

Yes. Lets go with that.


Although I shouldn't talk. There used to be a tailless squirrel that would stalk people in my yard. It would go all NINJA on the neighbors little poodle dog thing.

Haha!!!

You laugh at the PLIGHT of the Tree Vermin? No wonder they seek your destruction.

All Hail Our Big Cheeked Overlords!

I worked with this really nice girl who FEARED squirrels. She literally thought they were evil. Messing with her was great...

I worked with a guy that had the Peanut Allergy. When he woud piss me off I would go to the break room and buy a payday candy bar, then I would throw the nuts at him.

It was funny cause he could have died.

You guys have a snickers. You get nutty when you get the munchies.

Nuke needs a snickers. I just don't know who he is until he does...

I want to eat an animated M&M...the green one.

Riv is Grouchy Smurf!!!!!!!!!


Why am I not surprised?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Nuke needs a snickers. I just don't know who he is until he does...

I know you know who I am if you know what I mean.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I know you know who I am if you know what I mean.

...Ernest?

http://www.chud.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Ernest.jpg

Hahaha!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Riv is Grouchy Smurf!!!!!!!!!


Why am I not surprised?
Huh?

Would you prefer to be the one in the kilt?

Riv's Jokey Smurf.

Kilt. I could do a kilt!

You could really KILT it.


Avoid strong breezes....

Speaking of kilts, this is jaw...!

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w344/riv6672/image_zpsobqytxvq.jpg

Always figured he was a Highlander.

There can be only one Bruce Campbell.

I'm horny

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Always figured he was a Highlander. watching highlander made me gay.. he would always have sex and be naked

Ehh my spelling dame u auto correct

Yes auto correct lol

Originally posted by rudester
watching highlander made me gay..

Lol wut

His hairy chest, big specs and hairy ass always ****inng some diff chick and his ponytail.. .

Pecks not specks dame u auto correct

Feel free to take the Hershey highway

Stringer knows all the best Exit Ramps on it.

^^^ !!!

This got weird fast.

Weird factor 5 ENGAGE!

Engage? I barely know him!

Oh we just get a few Shirley Temples in you and a nice by the hour hotel room and your good to go.

That's not creepy at all.

Creepy cost extra.

And i always go the extra mile.

Riv should set up a pateron so people can buy him extra miles.

Lots of good crowdfunding places, gofundme is popular.

People should pay just because I am so awesome.

I would put a $5 bill in your undies. Totes.

That will get you a nice little dance but not into the champagne room.

I'm more of a beer barn guy.

Born in the Barn. Drink in the Barn.

Never saw a barn IRL till i was 24...!

Oh the underprivileged youth you must of had.

Yes and no. I did a lot if cool city things.
The country stuff came after adulthood.

Preference: Big City or Rural Country?

Done both. I will take Rural Country. Having your nearest neighbor being over 2 miles away is a GREAT thing. Lots of outside NEKKID activity with no worries.

Riv riding

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Lots of outside NEKKID activity with no worries.

You Riv and the horse

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Done both.

I sent you the manure just like you asked.

Try not to be bitchy cause you got left out. Your only 14. We like out balls hairy. And dropped.

Derp derp.

Waste of time

Yeah but I like you anyway.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Preference: Big City or Rural Country?
Big city, if only for the amenities.

I've had both, lived in Seattle and Portland many years, then reversed it to the opposite coast for the ATL and Miami, in between super small one horse towns in Texas and Nebraska. Each has it's charms and evils. As ever, it's "home is where the heart is".

My heart is with a choice of restaurants!

I won't argue with you there, good eats is hard to find.

Originally posted by riv6672
Big city, if only for the amenities. .

Its the Big City Assholities that I can't stand.

^^^yeah, i didnt like them even back when i WAS one of them!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I won't argue with you there, good eats is hard to find.
No joke. Been to places where i've had to drive almost an hour just to get to another place to find a McDonalds...a frikin McDonalds!

Imagine how the Mickey D's must feel...

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^yeah, i didnt like them even back when i WAS one of them!


No joke. Been to places where i've had to drive almost an hour just to get to another place to find a McDonalds...a frikin McDonalds!

In Texas I've had to drive about as long to even find a crummy greasy spoon diner.

And Texas thanks you for it.

If I never set foot in TX again it'll be too soon.

Not a fan of hot dry nowheres.

Hot and Moist can be worse...IMO.

If there's places to go and things to do I'm willing to put up with moist heat.

Oh wait, I already am.

I wonder how the MOIST feels about this relationship.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
If I never set foot in TX again it'll be too soon.

Not a fan of hot dry nowheres.
I feel the same about Georgia.

Except that was a hot muggy nowhere.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
I wonder how the MOIST feels about this relationship.

They banned me.

Because you weren't moist enough in the right areas?

Too moist all over, allegedly.

Like a talking slip & slide!

You were banned and moderator privilages were stripped from you.

Couldn't imagine why

Huh? I wasn't a moderator.

So, you dont believe in "everything in moderation", eh? My kind of guy!

Never trust a tea-totaller, miserable people.

Oh Lord, yes.
Plus they come off so obnoxious most times.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Never trust a tea-totaller, miserable people. Originally posted by riv6672
Oh Lord, yes.
Plus they come off so obnoxious most times.

They also tend to be rather unimaginative and repetitive.

That's why I put him on ignore.

I wouldn't use ignore on anyone, I want to see them twist in the wind.

I feel the same way. I just got tired of looking at the Leftneck Gay Man Bear in his sig pic.

I've seen some bad sigs over the years.
Much as the size limit here is a pain, no limits lets people just use some huge, annoying stuff...

The size limit makes you get creative with what you want to show, you can leave out unnecessary visual garbage.

Garbage I have no prob with.

Its part of life.

ya take the good ya take the bad...and ya put the little turds on ignore.

THE Flys oh LIFE!

Mmmm. Mrs. Garrett.

Looks like it's going to be a very special episode for Riv.

Better her than the bicycle shop guy from Different Strokes!

Nuke gets the hot flashes from the Mom from the Dinosaurs show.

Prehistoric Hotty.

Yeah that Wilma Flintstone was a fine sabretooth cougar.

Betty. Always Betty.

Betty is used goods man, you know Barney was knocking that down every single night, meanwhile that slob Fred maybe got it going once a month if that, Wilma always looked like she could be down for the freaky deaky.

Cap'n Caveman was the one that had it going on. He had 3 hotties all to himself.

And a huge club!

And it came with Special Attachments.

That dude was all hair.

Real men have hairy chests.

He might have had a chest. Maybe!

Remember when Bugs shaved that hairy sasquatch guy, nothing but hair.

I bet you two share the same Nono.

Whats a nono?

I don't share my nono with anyone, bub.

His mouth says NONO, but his heart says Yesyes.

My butt says frrt frrt!

Little more info than we needed Ace Venture.

Alrighty then!

Lol

Took a sleeping pill to fall asleep

Originally posted by Flyattractor
I bet you two share the same Nono. thought u wrote nano the toy from 1999

Originally posted by rudester
Took a sleeping pill to fall asleep

Better living through chemistry.

I used to take sleeping pills.

I'm immune to sleeping pills and anesthesia (holy crap I spelled that right the first time!)

^^^haha!

Also, that sucks if you need surgery.

Locals work, luckily I haven't had to have major surgery.......yet.

So your not counting that Trans-Postering you had done as Major Surgery?

What? You're making even less sense than usual.

I do try.

You succeed do!

Ohh Comeback with the quick you are!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
....and I can't decide if I want to put on my hockey mast and grap my mini scythe, corn husker machete and .454 Casull and go running down the alleys in my hood or take just enough sleep meds to get that numb feeling and pass out....


Maybe I will go pass out in the alley..

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T3lzrzH2fMo/SOu15aGeRwI/AAAAAAAACOg/IpHRajfzf0Q/s400/jasonlivesbus.jpg


one time i dropped five hits of acid and woke up three days later in my basement sitting in an inner tube in my underwear and old hockey pads.

I think for the sake of science you should put yourself in a room with all of those items and drop a bunch of acid and then get back to us

I dropped 6 hits once, and wound up walking all night. Ended up at the world trade center, chest to one of the towers, looking straight up and tripping at the beautiful view.

There's a scene like that in the upcoming movie "The Walk". Made me smile when i saw the trailer.

I'm too cautious and boring to experiment with mind altering drugs.