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Blimey, how did that happen? Now I am about to become a Master, and I am thoroughly overcome by the potential honour. Now, I have no need to dig through posts and discover the deliciously intricate soap-opera that is this place. Thanks to my wonderful friends, I have become part of the drama myself! Woo-hoo! And who knows what lies ahead of me in the future...

So, the following things need to be dealt with.

1. As a Master, it's only polite to have a sig pic, sig line, and submitted photo. Photo is coming soon, and I have a friend working on a sig pic. As for the line- well, it's down to either Obi-Wan's 'point of view' line, or the more sharp and amsuing, but less profound, 'Roger Roger'. Opinions please.

2. I would like to submit a formal request for my fair companion Edna Witch to be allowed to change her title... honour as it is for her now to be a Jedi Knight, I'm sure she'd love to be a FORMAL Dathomir Witch in the eys of this forum...

3. More stuff coming on the role-play front soon- Main Thread seems to be slowing, may have to do something about that.

4. Most important of all- thank you, all of you, Council, Masters, Knights, and Padawans, for giving me so much fun in this difficult time for me. I'm not sure if I could do it without you... thankyou, thankyou, thankyou...

5. And personal thanks again, to queeq and Gundark, for helping make me what I am, to all the role-players for trying so damn hard... and of course to Edna, who... well, you all know the score there, even if Edna and myself apparently don't...

Boom! There I am! Brilliant. My first Master post was actually at queeq's, as a form of tribute.

And I wasn't even ever credited as a Knight... never mind.

All hail the Might Jedi Master Ushgarak

I can feel the respect flooding in already... thanks, buddy.

Ush, you make me feel very proud. No one ever opens a thread to celebrate becoming Master. I did it though, and unaware of that event, so did you. Excellent. You are now part of the tribe, great minds think alike.

Thankyou, my man. You don't know how delighted that makes me...

Indeed. Soon you'll have your masters in Chaotometrie and the sky's the limit.

I'm working on expanding my empire here...

Until then, help me build mine.

Top notch job, Ush ! My suggestion for your sig line is anything other than "roger roger".

I thought it would be whimsical...

Thanks, Gundy. queeq, my help is always on offer to you.

How about "Errrr.... that does not compute"?

Good idea.

How about "YIPPPPEEEEEEE" ?

**sob sob** It brought a tear to my eye!

Congrats Ush. I'll try to make the update soon....

Wow, the Great and Powerful Raz has congratulated you. I foresee what will become a great Jedi Knight. An evil one of course.

Umm... my stirring speech or rubbish choice of sig? And you you want a title change? They'll give you permission if you ask.

Thanks, Raz. You, of course, deserve the most credit of all, of course.

Title change. What do you mean?

I said she should have 'Dathomir Witch' as her title, rather than Jedi Knight.

Surely it isnt really important!

Well, no, but it's the style of the thing. Look at queeq and Gundark...

Well I still dont think it matters!

Well, it's down to you, of course. Others have done it and been very happy, but it's all style...

Well if they want to change it thn they can and if they dont then I wont be disappointed. Either way Im not fussed!

Ok...

...kO

She's a nice witch too. Quite a catch, Ush.

Which witch
"She`s a witch burn her" Monty Python`s Holy Grail.(brave Sir Robin)

No dont burn me! Thats not nice!

Oh, I don't know. A nice roaring fire is always pleasant....

Maybe! But the stench of charred witch flesh is not!

Indeed. I like Edna OFF the BBQ.

Thank you! At least someone has come to save me from Ratcat and his witch burning rituals!

I'll save anyone from RC.

Poor Edna..(Gundark runs and gets hose)

Um, actually it was Finti who wanted to burn you. Gee, I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!

Edna just wanted to mention your name. Enjoy it while it lasts.

As if I'd let anyone burn you!

No Burning, you got that Finti....

I haven't actually caught her yet, queeq. It's all a bit complex...

Oh gosh, this is getting very complicated.

It's difficult to put into words. Basically, she finds me amusing and irritating in equal measure.

Who? Edna or is there ...... Another?

Yeah, right! That was about Edna.

If you really want to catch her, Ush, we have a wonderful collection of big butterfly nets here in the asylum stockroom....

I have a feeling she will have a trick or two to escape...

Like a flamethrower, perhaps ?

Seems a bit blatant for her witchy ways.

Okay, I'll reduce. How about a candle and some cool incense ?

Sounds about right.

Buy a broom and ask for flying lessons.

I think a standard broom doesn't quite do it...

Oh yes it will. It will take more lessons and that's what you want anyway.

Er... what if I insult her with my plebian broom?

She will think it's endearing.

I'm not sure if brromstick flying is my style. But do you think it will help me with Edna?

(Thinking... now, will he lie about this or not...)

queeq not like lie.

Anyway, of course it's not your style. It's just to be with her. And lessons like these with a lousy broomstick allows you to spends lots of time with here. And then you can just reel her in.

I think she is the reeler around here...

Can I recommend that acting out of character just toi win a girl will just doom the relationship.

Gotcha.

What if you HAVE no character?

Heck, it's all on-line anyhow. What truth can there be? SHe knows a bit more about me via E-Mail, anyway.

You had to ask THAT question...

Geeez, stuff sure happens sometimes. Maybe you'll be lucky.

I'll play it easy.

That works....

Mind you, it would be a foolish person who thought that playing it heavy and intense was a good idea at this point...

Well, sometimes the direct approach does work.

Not with my Edna!

True, every woman is different.

Finally! A man who realizes that!

And there's the most different of all.

Yes...yes I am

And we wouldn't have it any other way...

Woah! Do you guys mind not talking about me like Im not here?!!!!

Well hon, when we were talking, you were not here.

Look, I think Ush likes you. Be nice to him and you may get flowers....

Wow you must be psychic as I REALLY hadnt noticed! I dont want flowers anyway!

Like? LIKE?! All over Edna, I'd say.

Poor lad.

Poor lad? Whats that supposed to mean?

So in love....can't sleep, can't eat, butterflies in his stomach.

He doesnt sleep anyway. Thats nothing to do with me. Butterflies? No I think its just wind? And cant eat? Well maybe he's on a diet?

See..typical woman...she's toying!!

Poor Ush.

So Edna, how does it feel to be pursued for love?

Poor old Ush, we're gonna embarrass him. Guess it takes the heat of me though...

Embarrass me, shut down my trivia topics... see if I care...

(Sniff)

Edna is right, though, I wasn't sleeping anyway.

Poor, poor Ush.

*fires up the stove for Arsey*

Mind you, like I say, say what you like about me, but don't embarrass Edna...

At least I was never THAT blatant........

Who is blatant?

Well, not me, that's for sure....

What does blatant mean?

Well I totally lost this thread two pages ago....I'm just gonna go over to the bar and drink. That should be pretty simple.

Ok, now I wanty to know what queeq meant by that!

Actually, I don't know what happened here. It's MY creation as well... supposed to be a tribute to the greatness of this place...

Hmmmm, I lost a lot of things lately.

Well, Ush at least it has eveolved entirely in the spirit of this place: chaos.

I don't think you've turned him completely, master. There is still good in him.

Still.... but not for long.

Maybe you should talk to Edna about casting a stronger spell on him.

She thought that of her own.

Yes, she seems to be one step ahead of Ush all the time.

Edna is great.

Maybe they should just go on a nice date together!!!

Maybe I'll ask Edna to go on a date.... when Gundy's not watching.

How about it Ush, I'm sure you could think of something nice and romantic for you too lovebirds to do...

Technically, yes. Practically, Edna will flip if she reads this...

Hey, I can recommend it as an idea. Something nice, preferrably new where you can have a good time and get to know each other.

Then you just take it from there.

It's a good idea in theory. But in practice... she won't flip, exactly, but that's moving things in a direction that she certainly isn't hurtling towards.

We'll see how things work out.

Uh oh.... RC's changed his profession to matchmaker. Be afraid, very afraid.

Good luck Ush...

And on that note, closing topic

Raz, you REALLY need to get a hand on the bwhole closing a topic idea.

D'oh!!!

Can't wait for the new one!

--reopening----

yeah but i still like daytime soaps thats because more exciting things happen