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October 21st is going to be insane!
Probably hit a rejuvenation clinic, too...
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I personally can't wait for them to film all those new Jaws movies.

Like this broke man could afford it

Not one single technological advance since that movie, what a gyp.

Lol true that.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Not one single technological advance since that movie, what a gyp.
I've heard the hover board is a possibility, as are the power laces.
Dont think the Cubs will win the series, though...

Originally posted by Flyattractor
I personally can't wait for them to film all those new Jaws movies.
I think history changed with Jaws: The Revenge...

Originally posted by riv6672
I think history changed with Jaws: The Revenge...

I don't give a big herochat hooey. They owe me 11 movies durnitz!!!!

That and a flying car that I can park over certain peoples houses so I can crap on them.

Shark still looks fake.

Looks like we got em ....JUST IN TIME!

PaoCqHU4uF4

Hey loser, get in we're going back in time to save your parents from being lame.

So were gonna stop my parents from hanging out with your parents?

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And again...

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Originally posted by Flyattractor


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Wrong use of meme.

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That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works.

You obviously don't know me very well.


Have we ever met before?

Maybe in a previous lifetime.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
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Already new you were a ****ing moron. Guess herochat found out sooner

Stick to "new page" river. I Hope that lime green **** sticks that hover board up your ass, you slapped jawed pussy.

Originally posted by Stringer
Stick to "new page" river. I Hope that lime green **** sticks that hover board up your ass, you slapped jawed pussy.

Did someone tell him he needs a magnetic surface for it to work?

Originally posted by riv6672
October 21st is going to be insane!
Probably hit a rejuvenation clinic, too...
https://media0.giphy.com/media/zdmTI2hIWk1pK/200_s.gif


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fF2jpIhxQmQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d68yRIE9OvQ

Mom dad can I have a hover board... (mommy daddy) no!
Riv- but mom......
(Mom) no!
Riv-I promise to be good.
(Mom) wait for Christmas dear...

Christmas day riv runs downs stairs and looks under the Christmas tree and sure enough a box like hover board is wrapped in silver paper. River rushes to break free the boxes and to his amazement he finds a skateboard.

Riv - this isn't what I wanted. I wanted a hover board! I asked for a hover board. Where's my God damn hover board!

Mom - your only going to hurt urself dear.

Riv- I absolutely hate you. I wanted a hover board.

Riv pushes his mom onto the Christmas tree and declared he's leaving.

^^^Riv fan fic...i've hit the big time!

i wished people wrote fanfics about me

Its not all its cracked up to be.
My mom can now sue me for assault!

Originally posted by Stringer
Already new you were a ****ing moron. Guess herochat found out sooner Originally posted by Stringer
Stick to "new page" river. I Hope that lime green **** sticks that hover board up your ass, you slapped jawed pussy.

He wants my limes so bad.

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
i wished people wrote fanfics about me Maybe we would if you were around more, Mister.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
He wants my limes so bad.
Who doesnt?

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
i wished people wrote fanfics about me

Blasphemy, Blas for you, Blas for everybody in the room.

What room? Are you spying on him?!?

*goes off to write a sexy fan fic of Stringer and Jesus McBurger going to a Sesame Street Cosplay dressed as Bert & Ernie*


Its gonna be great!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
*goes off to write a sexy fan fic of Stringer and Jesus McBurger going to a Sesame Street Cosplay dressed as Bert & Ernie*


Its gonna be great!

I'll bet you go off alright. Like a lime green, ******

Hey Stringey! Since you like me so much whey don't you talk to your buddies at heroshite ...er I mean Herochat to Unban me. Then we can play at both boards!


Think how much fun that would be!!!!!

Herochat? Lol, haven't read a comic book since I was 13.

I know it hurts. Maybe one day they'll let you back. Ask old man river, I heard he USE TO be a moderator.

Hahaha

Herohat is more about Child Molestation tranny porn. As you well know being its top pic poster.


Silly little boy.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Herohat is more about Child Molestation tranny porn. As you well know being its top pic poster.


Silly little boy.

So you and Jumanji have a lot in common.

Enjoy the FBI

I will. They get a laugh every time I tell them about you.

Thought you were banned for being a comic book ******

Its a gift.

You got me a gift? Thanks, Fly!

I got horny at Bert and Ernie cosplay

Originally posted by riv6672
You got me a gift? Thanks, Fly!

Yeah. You get to hang on the same msg board as ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted a sweater, but, this i can use all year long...!

People need to get more creative with their swears, I can't figure out what ***** means or ****** .......USE YOUR WORDS!

Swearing isnt the sign of a small mind; swearing uncreatively though...

I just gave someone the present of being the first person I ever put on IGNORE!


Its fun!

It has it's advantages!
Also, if you did it, i'll do it. Solidarity, bro.

I saw a guy in the mall on a board like wheely that had LED lights all over it
..looked cool and futuristic.

30 years out from 1985 and no hover conversions for cars, the USA doesn't even have any more space shuttles. How is this even the future if we can't even into space?!

There are people in space right now, though....

On an American space station? No.

Did they ride an American rocket to get up there? No.

Russians. F-CK!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
30 years out from 1985 and no hover conversions for cars, the USA doesn't even have any more space shuttles. How is this even the future if we can't even into space?! there's a company working on flying cars and said they will have a working prototype in 10 years...just one company

And the shark still looks fake! cry

Originally posted by rudester
there's a company working on flying cars and said they will have a working prototype in 10 years...just one company

Mediocre.

Mediocre? WTF kinda name is that for a flying car?!?

"The new Mercedes Mediocre. We dont need roads."

In my first flying car I will park it on someone's roof.

CAUSE IT WILL BE FUNNY!

By then roofs will have loading ports...

Can you imagine the car washes? I can!

A do wash what now?

Bikini car wash...in 0 gravity!

.....No BOUNCE!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN!?

Oh, there'd be bounce...

Originally posted by riv6672
Bikini car wash...in 0 gravity!

Shut up and take all my money!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Shut up and take all my money!

Mr. Nixon to use our facility you need to have a car....and pants...

...and money!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
I just gave someone the present of being the first person I ever put on IGNORE!


Its fun!

Originally posted by riv6672
It has it's advantages!
Also, if you did it, i'll do it. Solidarity, bro.

Morons usually come in pairs.

Thank god

Hey Nuke! Kate Upton. 0 gravity.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mv7fdHir0D0

Uhhh, the whole purpose to zero G Kate bewbs is too see them go all wobbly but that video only has pictures....... what kind of rip off Hobbitsy trick are you pulling with the Precious?!

So Nuke went to a nude zero g carwash and he took a book?

Go back to bed Fly, you're drunker than usual.

You da Boss!

Tony Danza in the HOWSE!

Riv is the funny next door neighbor.

Dont think they had one.
I could be like Lou Ferrigno on King of Queens, though...

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Riv is the funny next door neighbor.

Skippy.

Family Ties!

A least it's not Mike Seaver's friend Boner.

Better then the lazy janitor guy from Good Times.












































I am old.

Ya want old eh....

Eddie Haskell

One a des days Nukem...ON A DES DAYS!

POW RIGHT TO DA MOON!!!

Hey hey not today Ralphie boy.

The day riv can afford this is also the same day he dies from killing himself on it.

Nuke You are a mental case.

And as for Timmy, yeah but what a way to go!

I'm so sane, it's scary.

You wasnt scary?

Boner was short for...Sylvester Stanone!
The janitor on Good Times was named Bookman.

I knew both those facts without Googling them.

Riv is #1 Couch Potato of 2 Centuries.

That make you number 2? That's the slacker attitude we look for in a potato farmer.

You will always be #2 to me Nukey!

And I prefer to think of myself as The Mashed Potato!

Hey, i LOVE sitting around watching TV. I feel no shame in that!

Quit taking up electricity for the other homies on your block. Sharing is caring.

Who gives a shit, TI.

New page, same page, same pathetic life.


Poster of the year!!! derp derp

Harsh.

No, seriously, i DVR the heck out of some stuff!

Actually very excited about next week; bunch of old shows coming back and new ones starting up. NCIS for one, ended with a shooting. The new show Blindspot looks good.
The Riv's ass shaped indentation on my couch is looking to get more defined!

Originally posted by Stringer
Who gives a shit, TI.

New page, same page, same pathetic life.


Poster of the year!!! derp derp

yup

How you doing bro?

check your pm

Originally posted by riv6672
No, seriously, i DVR the heck out of some stuff!

Actually very excited about next week; bunch of old shows coming back and new ones starting up. NCIS for one, ended with a shooting. The new show Blindspot looks good.
The Riv's ass shaped indentation on my couch is looking to get more defined!

I gave up on NCIS after Ziva left.

Dat was one Hot jew!!!!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Harsh.

Don't worry he blocked me and can't see anything I post.

Hahaha

Originally posted by Flyattractor
I gave up on NCIS after Ziva left.

Dat was one Hot jew!!!!
Yeah she was!
The new seasons are still good, though.
Ziva's in a new flick called The 33...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hOoIBOYqHyw

...not sure if you knew about it.

All the police procedurals blend into one another to be the same thing different week, I remember when cops shows tried a least differentiate from one another.

You had motorcycle cops on CHiPs
You had undercover mavericks on Starsky and Hutch
You had the super cheesy cops on TJ Hooker
You had the ultra cool cops on Miami Vice
You had the badass tough cop on Hunter

fricken golden age man

Hunter.
I was in love with his partner, McCall...

Yep, that was a fiiine policewoman.

Nuke was most attacted to the toupees that Shatner wore during the filming of Hooker.

hard core fuzzy

^^^Another show i liked.
That and The Fall Guy. Both had the pretty blondes.

Some good blondes; Chrissy on Threes Company, Farrah on Charlie's Angels, Charlene Tilton on Dallas

Brunettes and Red Heads don't get enough TV time.
Except for Erin Gray on Buck Rogers. She rocked both colors on that show!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go back through the entire history of TV and count the different hair colors and time devoted to them and then report your findings. Mediocre science breeds unexceptional minds.

Oh great. Now he is handing out HOMEWORK Assignments!



On something I am sure he did a thesis on in college.

I'd read that thesis!

On Three's Company i liked Janet. She got really pretty once she straightened her hair, and started working out.

Three's Company had a lot of potential hotties, just the chicks that Jack dated once and then curbed were pretty good.

Originally posted by riv6672
I'd read that thesis!

On Three's Company i liked Janet. She got really pretty once she straightened her hair, and started working out.

Agree. I was never a fan of that perm that looked like they had set their hair on fire.

And the daughters on that Ted Knight show "Too close for Comfort" were a nice pair of Blonde and Brunette.

Wasnt the brunette in Streets of Fire? I need to Google that.
Never heard of the blonde after that show.

I dunno. I can't recall all of the 80's TV that I watched. The decade is kind of a blur....

Damn good decade, though!

It had moments like most decades, and some crap... glad it's over.

Guess since they made up the bulk of my formative years, i have a soft spot for them.
The 90s i was a young adult, found myself, got married, had kids, also a good decade.
The 00s i spent a huge chunk of at war. Not so great.
This decade i got to retire, spending time with family and friends. Pretty good so far!

Now is the time, the time is now.

^^^Where ever you go, there you are.

^^^A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

^^^Never buy a pig in a poke.

There is a sucker born every minute.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

I got a bridge in Brooklyn I want to sell you.

There is no fate but what we make for ourselves.

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Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again

Well I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head
Everywhere I roam over land or sea or foam
You can always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home.

Mary Ellen Mofett. She broke my heart!

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McFLYYY!!!

Stop it with ur hover board u ant getting jack shitt

New page

Originally posted by rudester
Stop it with ur hover board u ant getting jack shitt
Make me.

And be a big boy, if you're going to spell shit, spell it right.

Ohh yeah bitchh

Good boy.

Riv be nice. Rudester just has a posting impediment.

But of course.

See. !

I always accommodate other posters' needs. The need for me to poop on!

Riv is such a little shit.

Hover poop, makes clean up a breeze.

I hate manure!

Oh I doubt you have ever really tried it.

I've shoveled it, so i actually have had some find its way into my pie hole...

for your sake i hope it taste better then it smells

Oh Yes RIV! Tell us all about your craptacular eating disorders!

Not a disorder but, i hate fish....

Congrats. lol

I like cheese. Almost sexually at times.

I will never be able to look at Swiss cheese the same ever again......always wondering "Was it UNFAITHFUL"???