Here, my friends, we see a level of stupidity we have never seen before.
* flashbacks to Nephthys and WildBantha *
A level of stupidity so great that it surpasses what is actually the boundary of stupidity.
We reach a new level of stupidity in which there is not even a word to describe the stupidity.
Therefore, I shall name it.
We will call it... Selenial.
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I have personally transferred the video to frames. Let's take a look, yes?
http://im.ezgif.com/tmp/528030c34a-gif-im/frame_37_delay-0.07s.gif
http://im.ezgif.com/tmp/528030c34a-gif-im/frame_38_delay-0.07s.gif
http://im.ezgif.com/tmp/528030c34a-gif-im/frame_39_delay-0.07s.gif
http://im.ezgif.com/tmp/528030c34a-gif-im/frame_40_delay-0.07s.gif
http://im.ezgif.com/tmp/528030c34a-gif-im/frame_41_delay-0.07s.gif
http://im.ezgif.com/tmp/528030c34a-gif-im/frame_42_delay-0.07s.gif
http://im.ezgif.com/tmp/528030c34a-gif-im/frame_43_delay-0.07s.gif
http://im.ezgif.com/tmp/528030c34a-gif-im/frame_44_delay-0.07s.gif
So tell me, Selenial, where in Nephthys' mom's basement does it show Soa going downwards?
And if you think I specifically left out said frame, check the HTML's for all the images to see it goes "37" down to "42" without a stop.
Source for .gif frame extraction: http://ezgif.com/split/528030c34a.gif (link should work).
So no, it's ****ing teleportation.
Unless my gif machine couldn't even pick up Soa since he was so fast (faster than .007 seconds), but I doubt that tbh.
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With that covered, I'll respond to your other points hopefully by tonight (just wanted to get that out of the way ASAP).