Bane vs. depowered Thor

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FrothByte
In the first movie when Odin removes Thor's powers, he lands in Gotham instead of New Mexico. Selina Kyle hits Thor accidentally with her motorcyle and they end up dating....

Anyway, fast forward to the fight.

Depowered Thor gets into pure h2h fight with Bane. They fight in the sewer hideout where Batman first fights Bane. They know nothing about each other. Thor is still an arrogant SOB but has already gotten into multiple brawls with Bane's men so he knows where his strength is at.

Who wins?

Time-Immemorial
Honestly how many times have we done this bro?

FrothByte
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Honestly how many times have we done this bro?

I know we did Batman vs. Thor. Don't recall one with Bane.

Jmanghan
There's no such thing as an actual Depowered Thor.

Silent Master
T minus 10 before people start claiming that Bane punched through a marble or solid concrete column, rather than a decorative one. and thus has superhuman strength.

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by FrothByte
I know we did Batman vs. Thor. Don't recall one with Bane.

This has been done at least 3 times. It ends the same way, and blood bath for the forum and no clear winner for the OP.

FrothByte
Originally posted by Jmanghan
There's no such thing as an actual Depowered Thor.

Ok whatever. Just take him as he was in the first Thor movie when he fought in that SHIELD base.

ShadowFyre
As a Thor fan, gonna say Bane wins like 6-7 out of ten. Thors best hand to hand feats are actually in a deleted scene from TDW.

KingD19
Going by his durability and strength feats, Thor should be a good fight for Bane in that department. Got hit by a car and was fine. Threw a man across a room while on his back and being restrained by like 8 other guys. And he's actually a good deal faster than Bruce, as well as a damn good h2h fighter.

His combo of speed, strength, skill, and battle tactics(he'll use his environment and figure out pretty fast that Bane's achilles heel is his mask) that he should win more than lose.

Mindset
Originally posted by Jmanghan
There's no such thing as an actual Depowered Thor. Huh?

Henry_Pym
Baleman sucked at h2h and according to Coulson the guys Thor fought were elite shield agents. So if they were even near Mei's level that puts Thor well above Bane.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Silent Master
T minus 10 before people start claiming that Bane punched through a marble or solid concrete column, rather than a decorative one. and thus has superhuman strength. Bane casually lifted an armoured two hundred pound man with a single hand and walked with him, therefore he has superhuman strength.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Henry_Pym
Baleman sucked at h2h Based on?

Silent Master
Originally posted by NemeBro
Based on?

His fight scenes.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Silent Master
His fight scenes. Oh okay, so we can just look at the choreography as an accurate reflection of who is and isn't a skilled fighter, regardless of the actual portrayal? All right then.

Achilles, Darth Maul, and basically all Game of Thrones characters are are now bad fighters. Good to know that we can throw out how a character is portrayed in favor of how the choreography looks. thumb up

Silent Master
Most of the people you just listed have much better fight scenes than Baleman

NemeBro
Originally posted by Silent Master
Most of the people you just listed have much better fight scenes than Baleman No, they really don't.

Darth Maul in Phantom Menace has by far the worst fight scenes of those named, if the criteria we are judging them by is "actual skill at combat".

Silent Master
Yes, they do.

Mindset
Originally posted by NemeBro
No, they really don't.

Darth Maul in Phantom Menace has by far the worst fight scenes of those named, if the criteria we are judging them by is "actual skill at combat". Wtf are you talking about?

They all had better fight choreography than Bane.

Fight scenes were pretty good in BB though, at least while he wasn't in his suit.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Mindset
Wtf are you talking about?

They all had better fight choreography than Bane.

Fight scenes were pretty good in BB though, at least while he wasn't in his suit. Better in the sense that they were more fun to watch.

Achilles is still a ****ing awful swordsman who would be embarrassed by someone who actually knows how to wield a sword (not really though because he at least has moderately superhuman physical attributes)

And with Darth Maul there is no comparison. There is not a person posting in this thread who couldn't wield a blade better than Maul or the two clowns he fought. At least Bane and Batman were actually trying to hit each other, lol.

Mindset
Originally posted by NemeBro
Better in the sense that they were more fun to watch.

Achilles is still a ****ing awful swordsman who would be embarrassed by someone who actually knows how to wield a sword (not really though because he at least has moderately superhuman physical attributes)

And with Darth Maul there is no comparison. There is not a person posting in this thread who couldn't wield a blade better than Maul or the two clowns he fought. At least Bane and Batman were actually trying to hit each other, lol. Better in the sense that they were better.

Time-Immemorial
This thread failed and so does banelaughing out loud

Silent Master
Originally posted by Mindset
Better in the sense that they were better.

What he appears to mean is that; they don't use their swords like he believes "real life" masters would, thus their fights are crap regardless of how good the scenes looked.

FrothByte
Originally posted by NemeBro
Better in the sense that they were more fun to watch.

Achilles is still a ****ing awful swordsman who would be embarrassed by someone who actually knows how to wield a sword (not really though because he at least has moderately superhuman physical attributes)

And with Darth Maul there is no comparison. There is not a person posting in this thread who couldn't wield a blade better than Maul or the two clowns he fought. At least Bane and Batman were actually trying to hit each other, lol.

What a huge load of crap. I practice hema, which is a legit sword martial art. And while very few sword fights in movies are realistic, Achilles and especially DM showcase very good skill. Skill that you can't just duplicate without a good amount of practice.

FrothByte
Originally posted by Silent Master
What he appears to mean is that; they don't use their swords like he believes "real life" masters would, thus their fights are crap regardless of how good the scenes looked.

He probably has no idea what "real masters" would look like anyway.

Silent Master
Originally posted by FrothByte
What a huge load of crap. I practice hema, which is a legit sword martial art. And while very few sword fights in movies are realistic, Achilles and especially DM showcase very good skill. Skill that you can't just duplicate without a good amount of practice.

To be fair, his main goal is to prove Baleman and thus Bane are highly skilled, so he obviously isn't thinking very clearly.

He is basically pulling a Stealthranger and juggerman, IE ignore what the movies actually show because he doesn't like it.

playa1258
Bane in a curbstomp....

Silent Master
LOL

Nibedicus
Originally posted by playa1258
Bane in a curb, stomped....

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