Do you wipe front to back or back to front?

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long pig
There seems to be a disturbing trend of pigbeasts who wipe their asses back to front.
Show yourselves! I know you're here!

You disgust me!

Flyattractor
I don't have to wipe any more. I put him on ignore.

walshy
I scrub back and forth like I'm getting a stain out of a carpet

Robtard
LoLz

long pig
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZZ0sFfaTU1Y/VG0PGMICm7I/AAAAAAAABJs/kjpv4hxVLuY/s1600/p242.gif
Look here, you horrible savages, simply wipe from back to front in a gentle but firm manner. This is America, goddammit!

Robtard
That picture is for females. Males wipe back-to-front, as it's easy to polish out the taint than it is the crack.

Now, do you use tampons or pads?

Nuke Nixon
This entire topic is disturbing.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/TdmTcdoN3egaQ/200.gif

walshy
Originally posted by long pig
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZZ0sFfaTU1Y/VG0PGMICm7I/AAAAAAAABJs/kjpv4hxVLuY/s1600/p242.gif
Look here, you horrible savages, simply wipe from back to front in a gentle but firm manner. This is America, goddammit! what are they wiping with? awebrow looks like a pickle


Everyone should just get a bidet anyway, much better for you

FinalForm
lol, shitty balls

long pig
I wipe with a snicker bar, obviously.

Flyattractor
I would have thought Walshy would use a Beeday ...or how ever you spell the ***** French invention.

long pig
Originally posted by Flyattractor
I would have thought Walshy would use a Beeday ...or how ever you spell the ***** French invention.
You mean a white flag?

Flyattractor
Originally posted by long pig
You mean a white flag?

They are usually YELLOW before to long.

long pig
The french invented gays IIRC.

Nuke Nixon
Most likely they were created by ancient Arabic peoples in 2600 bc.

long pig
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Most likely they were created by ancient Arabic peoples in 2600 bc.
Arabs are french?

Its all starting to make sense....

carthage
up and down though sometimes it gets a little watery, and I have to repeat the process

long pig
Do you inspect the poo for worms or blood?

jinXed by JaNx
Front to back is natural for me but when i think about it and unfortunately, i cant help it, unless you're dealing with a level five contamination event, i don't think it matters much for guys. It should, however, be a law for woman.

Flyattractor
I just tell a Democrat that I will vote for him/her and then they can't wait to do it for me.

Genesis-Soldier
back to front

the pic above IS for women
(so the crap doesnt go into the delicate enviroment of the vagina and cause.... well you get the idea)

riv6672
^^^Some men NEVER get the idea of a vagina. stick out tongue

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