The Parking Lot

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Nuke Nixon
I spent a good deal of time in High School hanging out in the parking lot with the "undesirables", but as it turns out those weird stoner outcasts were some of the most interesting people.

And I learned more about cars out there than I ever did in Small Engines class, more about sex than in Health class, more about the world than in Social Science.

It was a fun place to ditch class, if you're still at that age I envy you.

walshy
Car park

riv6672
Smokin' in the boys room.

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by walshy
Car park

Look at the imagery...

A parking lot --a open space where you can park your car.

A car park --a grassy area with trees and flowers where your car can run and jump and play with the other cars.

Damn Pixar.

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by riv6672
Smokin' in the boys room.

Try that now you get escorted off the grounds by security.

Won't do that anymore.

Flyattractor
Teacher were allowed to hit students that did that crap back in my day so we hung out in the back alleys and cemeteries.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Try that now you get escorted off the grounds by security.

Won't do that anymore.
Riv would "ACCIDETNLY" get shot nowadays.
Hands Up. Don't Smoke!

long pig
I maturbated in shop class once. laughing out loud

Nuke Nixon
Probably not the tool your teacher told you to clean.

Flyattractor
I wonder if it was a flat head or Phillips?

long pig
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Probably not the tool your teacher told you to clean.
laughing out loud
I didn't even wear the required goggles!

carthage
I never did I was always by myself. Maybe if you're a little older you probably hung out in the parking lot, but most kids just went off campus or sat with their friends in the garden area.

riv6672
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Try that now you get escorted off the grounds by security.

Won't do that anymore.
To say nothing of my being 47 and hanging out in the school itself. wink

Nuke Nixon
I get older and they stay the same age, alright alright.

riv6672
Hahaha!!!!

Flyattractor
*alerts security*

Nuke Nixon
*leads security on a merry chase through the halls*

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Flyattractor
...Oh its ON! Like Donkey Kong!
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Badabing
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I spent a good deal of time in High School hanging out in the parking lot with the "undesirables", but as it turns out those weird stoner outcasts were some of the most interesting people.

And I learned more about cars out there than I ever did in Small Engines class, more about sex than in Health class, more about the world than in Social Science.

It was a fun place to ditch class, if you're still at that age I envy you. We had a back porch at my high school where they would hang out. We called them "porchies".

riv6672
no expression

-moving on-

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Badabing
We called them "porchies".

Sounds like something from Boston.

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by riv6672
no expression

-moving on-


Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels.

Genesis-Soldier
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I spent a good deal of time in High School hanging out in the parking lot with the "undesirables", but as it turns out those weird stoner outcasts were some of the most interesting people.

And I learned more about cars out there than I ever did in Small Engines class, more about sex than in Health class, more about the world than in Social Science.

It was a fun place to ditch class, if you're still at that age I envy you.

sounds like my lot

Nuke Nixon
Hey how ya goin fella?

*cracks a tinnie for Gen*

Genesis-Soldier
nice wavey

Nuke Nixon
Still a bit of fire left, throw a couple steakers on the barbie eh.

Genesis-Soldier
... is this you trying to be aussie ?

Nuke Nixon
Yes! And failing spectacularly as any true American would.

Genesis-Soldier
no its just coming across weird, not wrong just weird

Nuke Nixon
I like accents but I'm not good at them, Aussie, Irish, Scottish, and even Russian are cool I think but I guess you have to be born there to get it.

Nuke Nixon
It ain't easy having a plain old boring Murican accent and slang.

Nuke Nixon
Rats! Foiled again. I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their stupid dog.

Flyattractor
Ruke is a rutty rind of ruy!

Nuke Nixon
I guess I'm going to have to find another place to annoy with my presence.

Flyattractor
That or just get one of those good IP Hider thingies.

Nuke Nixon
I know when I'm not wanted.

Flyattractor
Nix needs some Annoyiagra

Genesis-Soldier
more jokes nuke, more jokes

Flyattractor
If you want Nuke to stay your gonna have to be mean to him. Call him names and delete his posts. Or at least take credit for it when his posts "DISSAPPEAR" ....He loves that stuff.

Nuke Nixon
Or just go ahead and perma ban me for something I didn't do, that works too.

Flyattractor
Not a perma ban. Just the for the next 95 years. But not a PERMA!

That's just cruel.

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Flyattractor
That or just get one of those good IP Hider thingies.

A lot more of those than I had imagined.

Flyattractor
As much as Hireto and the depths oh Heaven and Hell I would imagin.


Nuke just needs to get out More.

Nuke Nixon
I've had it with message boards, leaving and not coming back.

Genesis-Soldier
or you could stay and still be part of the KMC family

i like having you around
you have good jokes, a valid input and are just well rounded and liked

Flyattractor
Well that's Nukey's problem. If it isn't a violently abusive relationship he just can't handle it.

Flyattractor
Hey! Some NEW GUY just showed up at the old Heroshit...er I mean chat board that is REALLY FUNNY and POST SOME GOOD STUFF! I wonder how long he will last until he gets banned.

Lone Gunman is a funny guy. I hope he posts here someday...

clubcrawllasveg
smoking in the parking lot.

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I've had it with message boards, leaving and not coming back.

Lies.

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Lone Gunman is a funny guy. I hope he posts here someday...

Banned. A pity.

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Well that's Nukey's problem. If it isn't a violently abusive relationship he just can't handle it.

Incorrect.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Banned. A pity.

What about Jook Dukem? Seemed like a funny guy with a good head on his shoulders.

Nuke Nixon
I thought that was you.

Flyattractor
No. I was the other guy.

Nuke Nixon
For some odd reason that Juke Dukem character feels like a shot at me.

Genesis-Soldier
quite possibly

Nuke Nixon
You know something I don't?

Flyattractor
.......ohh how to respond....

Nuke Nixon
You're enjoying this way too much.

Flyattractor
that's one way.

Genesis-Soldier
*pulls out a smoke and sits on the hood om my car*
"hey man, how have you been"
*cups hand and ignites my zippo, takes a second then draws through the durri and inhales deeply*
"good shit" i mumble

*exhales and looks to you*
"want one?"
*i hold the pack to you, not caring if you accept or decline the offer*

Nuke Nixon
Bloody hell mate, it's 2015, smoking kills now.

smh, darn kids.

Genesis-Soldier
so do bombs, bullets and booze

Nuke Nixon
I'm a non-smoker now, I've lost friends and family to lung cancer, I might get a little forceful when the subject appears. Pay no mind.

Nuke Nixon
My great-uncle was one of the first guys on the beach in Normandy, made it through that and went on to become a firefighter, it wasn't German bullets or bombs that did him in, it wasn't a house fire or gas explosion... lousy rotten cigarettes.

Genesis-Soldier
thats ok man, i respect your view on the subject

Surtur
I went to Catholic school so we weren't allowed to even leave the building until school was over. So there was never much hanging out in parking lots. Though I did buy a lot of weed in the school parking lot so..that happened.

Flyattractor
I beat up some kids in the parking lot once.


They deserved it. And then I stormed the beach at the lake.

It was hell. Nearly ran out of beer and bullets.

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Surtur
I went to Catholic school so we weren't allowed to even leave the building until school was over. So there was never much hanging out in parking lots. Though I did buy a lot of weed in the school parking lot so..that happened.

I was in a school like that for a year, we hung out in the music room, it had these long windows that opened upward and the stoners all had their arms hanging out, the music teacher gave zero f-cks.

Nuke Nixon
Times they change, I drove past a high school and looked over at the parking lot, nobody in sight. sigh

Genesis-Soldier
St Patricks college. music room was actually owned (socially) by the stoners

we were always told we were representing the school no matter what we do and wouldn't be allowed to leave without our blazers on... even if it was 32 degrees in summer

Nuke Nixon
The only thing stoners own is the floor when they pass out.

Nuke Nixon
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Flyattractor
Way to go Nukoli!

Nuke Nixon
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Flyattractor
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Genesis-Soldier
dear lord

Nuke Nixon
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Flyattractor
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Nuke Nixon
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Nuke Nixon
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Nuke Nixon
Ready or not here comes the...

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Genesis-Soldier
PAIN TRAIN ~ Patrick star~

"i think who ever wrote this doesnt understand the limitations of living in a H2O enviroment" spongebob

"probably not~ Patrick "just throw it on the fire anyway"

*Sponge bob throws smudged letter onto a fire*


am i the only one who loves this !

Genesis-Soldier
wait ~Spongebob~

Genesis-Soldier
~sponge bob~

Genesis-Soldier
but i didn't put csm!?

Nuke Nixon
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Flyattractor
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Genesis-Soldier
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riv6672
New page.

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
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You're not missing much, the usual gifs that have been around for a while.

Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by riv6672
New page.

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riv6672
More like, wrong thread.
Happens sometimes when the forum's busy. I click from the main page and wind up a thread over. My bad.

Nuke Nixon
Post anything ya want, i'm easy.

riv6672
Anything i want, eh?

Hmmm.....

riv6672
POOP!

riv6672
-runs away-

Flyattractor
Did Riv just get .....Da RUNS!?

Genesis-Soldier
laughing out loud

riv6672
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Did Riv just get .....Da RUNS!?
Ha, that was clever! yes

Nuke Nixon
No it was a bad pun, something Fly excels at.

riv6672
I think he excels at conviviality!

Nuke Nixon
I had to look that up, and no no no.

Nuke Nixon
I dunno why I always get into situations where I really want to say something about something but can't because I already know anything I say will be taken the exact wrong way and then i gotta spend all this extra time digging myself out of trouble.

Flyattractor
......why am I suddenly feeling insulted?

Nuke Nixon
Because you get insulted daily, you should be used to it by now.

Flyattractor
Oh yeah. I fergitzed.

Nuke Nixon
Drink more... or less, whatever works for ya.

Flyattractor
I will work on it.

Nuke Nixon
Half a bottle of scotch later I'm still not asleep, FUUUUU!!!

riv6672
^^^I miss those days.

Nuke Nixon
Silver lining, no sleep means I get more stuff done. smile

Flyattractor
Boston Brand Beans.

Nuke Nixon
Baked beans are almost as good as refried beans.

Flyattractor
Both are good for fuel and heat.

Nuke Nixon
Eat a bunch of beans and you sure find out real quick who your friends are.

Nuke Nixon
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walshy
they paved paradise, put up a parking lot awejamm

Flyattractor
And then they put up a Cheeseburger in paradise franchise.

riv6672
Mmmm...!

Nuke Nixon
First it was barb wire then railroad tracks then highways they will pave the planet.

Nuke Nixon
During bad weather we hung out under the bleachers, they were unusual in that there was some big trees that kind of meshed with the top part making a decent canopy from rain and snow.

Flyattractor
Someday I would like to experience a hurricane......the weather phenom not the drink....I am well aquainted with the drink.

riv6672
I once saw an anthill that had been made with a white picket fence right through the middle.
I thought that was cool as HELL.

Flyattractor
The world Riv lives in must be amazing.

Nuke Nixon
Guess who's back, back again
Nixy's back, tell a friend

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walshy
Where you been

Nuke Nixon
here and there

Nuke Nixon
For a Wednesday it's been pretty noisy and active in the 'hood.

The parking lot down the street has had cops twice now full sirens.

Flyattractor
Nice to see that Ol Nuke is still fleet of foot enough to get home before they arrive.

Nuke Nixon
Run as fast as you can
You can't catch me
I'm the Gingerbread Man

Flyattractor
Just pictured this....

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color=limegreen]Nuke is Gary Busey?

Nuke Nixon
That's messed up and somehow kinda interesting.

Flyattractor
Hey. Its Gary Busey voicing a lump of homicidal gingerbread....WAHT COULD GO WRONG!??!!

Nuke Nixon
In a normal movie that's a disaster, in this one it's gold Jerry, gold!

Flyattractor
Shut Up Neumann.

Nuke Nixon
You gotta get in on the ground floor with these things, Jerry.

Nuke Nixon
Come back out of the store this morning and some dirty pendejo scratched my door, buncha savages in this town.

Nuke Nixon
::looks around::

An empty parking lot...

time something was done about that.

BRING EM IN, BOYS!!

Nuke Nixon
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Nuke Nixon
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Nuke Nixon
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Nuke Nixon
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Nuke Nixon
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Nuke Nixon
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Nuke Nixon
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Nuke Nixon
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Nuke Nixon
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