If Superman were real would he stop ISIS and Russia

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Ionceknewu
Imagine if Superman were real, he is a bit of a liberal sometimes but he fights for Truth, Justice and the American way. If he were real would he involve himself in the problems in the Middle East or would he allow the humans to self-determinate? I can't work it out, he is a right-thinking, God-fearing farm boy on the one hand and a liberal on the other. I like to think he would intervene. Can you imagine heat vision aimed at Daesh and Russian planes?

Robtard
He'd convert to Islam the one true religion giving down to god and spread my the one true prophet Mohammad(pbuh).

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Ionceknewu
Originally posted by Robtard
He'd convert to Islam the one true religion giving down to god and spread my the one true prophet Mohammad(pbuh).

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Surely not Superman, he is as American as an alien from another planet could be.

Bashar Teg
iirc he fled krypton to escape the liberal hippie overlords, moments before they blew their own planet up in the name of tolerance and multiculturalism.

Time-Immemorial
How does being put in a spaceship when you are a baby because the planet is about to explode "fled?"

Bashar Teg
i'm sorry, are you from krypton? no? then stop acting like you know.

Ionceknewu
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
How does being put in a spaceship when you are a baby because the planet is about to explode "fled?"

Do you think Superman would vote for Obama?

Star428
Originally posted by Ionceknewu
Do you think Superman would vote for Obama?



LMAO. No way.



Btw, you can expect this thread to be closed soon.

FinalAnswer
He'd vote for Trump like a true God fearing Republican.

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Ionceknewu
Do you think Superman would vote for Obama?

Superman is a god, he is above politics and politicians. He figures out a way to fix anything.

long pig
" Check your kryptonian privilege!!"

-liberials

Surtur
When you called him "god fearing" it made me wonder if he has indeed ever been said to follow any Earth religions?

Anyways I don't think he'd get involved in these things. If he did..it means something different here then it would within the confines of the DCU.

Robtard
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
He'd vote for Trump like a true God fearing Republican.

Trump would try and deport Superman

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Robtard
Trump would try and deport Superman

while assuring everyone that his motive is not racist xenophobia, because he happens to have many kryptonian friends.

long pig
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
while assuring everyone that his motive is not racist xenophobia, because he happens to have many kryptonian friends.
laughing out loud

Time-Immemorial
He cares so much about humanity he chooses to help humans over his own radical people like Zod.

Bashar Teg
let me guess...zod was a liberal?

Robtard
Zod was based off Obama, it's the extras and directors commentary.

Surtur
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
He cares so much about humanity he chooses to help humans over his own radical people like Zod.

Zod isn't really representative of Kryptonians as a whole.

Time-Immemorial
No but he chose earth over his own zealot.

But he did kill his father so that makes sense.

Not really a hard line to chose.

He should have tamed that ***** Faora though and made her his submissive.

Bardock42
Revealing a bit too much about yourself...

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Bardock42
Revealing a bit too much about yourself...

NOW you can say it. go on. say it.

Time-Immemorial
"That's mysogiy!!!"

Mindset
If Superman were real he'd probably have humanity enslaved.

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Mindset
If Superman were real he'd probably have humanity enslaved.

Too bad

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
"That's mysogiy!!!"

http://www.painbehindkneetips.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/knee2.jpg

Mindset
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Too bad Don't worry, I'll just have to enslave humanity instead. thumb up

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Mindset
Don't worry, I'll just have to enslave humanity instead. thumb up

Just enslave me first ok?

Mindset
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Just enslave me first ok? http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/I+have+a+dream_d3acbd_5012037.jpg

Time-Immemorial
That looks kinky, Im game.

Impediment
This isn't a GDF topic and the discussion has completely de-railed.

Closed.

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