Gun Vs Dildo: A Showdown in Texas

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Robtard

Time-Immemorial
laughing out loud

long pig
Its OK, Rob....they can't take your dildos. You're safe here.

Robtard
I'm not in Texas. Why can't you figure out that the "CA" in my location means "California"?

long pig
Originally posted by Robtard
I'm not in Texas. Why can't you figure out that the "CA" in my location means "California"?
I thought it meant Cock Admirer?

The Ecks

Time-Immemorial
Rob talkes about dildos and micro penis a lot. It's like he's jealous of them.

Robtard
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Rob talkes about dildos and micro penis a lot. It's like he's jealous of them.
This:
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
No I keep his butt..plugged.

Anyhow, try and stick to the topic instead of going crazy and trying to derail whenever there's a topic about guns. "Mah precious guns!"

Time-Immemorial
You brought up dildos. So that's what we are talking about.

Were you googling dildos and this came up?

long pig
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
You brought up dildos. So that's what we are talking about.

Were you googling dildos and this came up?
Rob gets dildo updates sent directly to his phone.

Robtard
Oh man, you've lost it already. "Mah guns! Don't say anything negative about mah guns!"

The Ecks
Time-Immemorial and long pig , you seem too excited about damn dildos yourselves.

Time-Immemorial
I actually am not talking about guns. I'm talking about your dildo thread.

How did you come across a story about dildos?

Hiding something..

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by The Ecks
Time-Immemorial and long pig , you seem too excited about damn dildos yourselves.

When all else fails a happy sock shows uplaughing out loud

The Ecks
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
When all else fails a happy sock shows uplaughing out loud

Until real truth comes up

Flyattractor
Their have been Dildos walking around College Campuses for decades.

They are called Left Wing Tenured College Professors.

Robtard
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Their have been Dildos walking around College Campuses for decades.

They are called Left Wing Tenured College Professors.

"There"

Time-Immemorial
Yea who was that liberal professor that called Carson a coon, and no one here has a problem with it.

long pig
I love how serious rob is.
Anyway....Back on topic.

Flyattractor
Just wait until a dildo goes off and martyrs a bunch of abstinteirrs.

Rob will be calling for new dildo reduction laws.

long pig
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Just wait until a dildo goes off and martyrs a bunch of abstinteirrs.

Rob will be calling for new dildo reduction laws.
Rob will be calling for new dildo re-suction laws....

eek!

Robtard
I'm all about personal liberties, so don't worry, I'd never support someone taking your toys away.

long pig
Originally posted by Robtard
I'm all about personal liberties, so don't worry, I'd never support someone taking your toys away.
Rob, stop talking about your dildo collection and get back on topic.

Seriously.
Gah!

I'm pro gun control, honestly. The NRA is way too powerful.

Nemesis X
All these random attacks lp and TI make. Rob, we told you to quit provoking kids at the playground. Now you threaten the sanity of everyone in this house ever since they followed you back.

But back to the topic in hand, the protest is stupid, giving students a gun is stupid. This is stupid.

long pig
Originally posted by Nemesis X
All these random attacks lp and TI make. Rob, we told you to quit provoking kids at the playground. Now you threaten the sanity of everyone in this house ever since they followed you back.

But back to the topic in hand, the protest is stupid, giving students a gun is stupid. This is stupid.
I like rob, he's a nice guy, smart too. He's just so easily riled up. I'm trying to see if the poor guy has a sense of humor. So far, I've had no luck.

Topic: Why would you want a bunch of untrained students who are I'll tempered and probably on drugs to have guns? Its silly.

Robtard
Originally posted by Nemesis X
All these random attacks lp and TI make. Rob, we told you to quit provoking kids at the playground. Now you threaten the sanity of everyone in this house ever since they followed you back.

But back to the topic in hand, the protest is stupid, giving students a gun is stupid. This is stupid.

They're obsessed with me.


It's Texas, where guns in schools will be legal, but sextoys are outlawed.

Also, this great American hero did say this regarding the new gun law:

Flyattractor
Originally posted by long pig


Topic: Why would you want a bunch of untrained students who are I'll tempered and probably on drugs to have guns? Its silly.

Who else will we have to fend off all the Dildo Jihadists?

Time-Immemorial
Rob gets riled up easily and he starts shaking his cage.

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Nemesis X
All these random attacks lp and TI make. Rob, we told you to quit provoking kids at the playground. Now you threaten the sanity of everyone in this house ever since they followed you back.

But back to the topic in hand, the protest is stupid, giving students a gun is stupid. This is stupid.

So Rob makes a bait thread, and you blame us for taking it. laughing out loud

Thats a liberal for ya.

long pig
Originally posted by Robtard
They're obsessed with me.


It's Texas, where guns in schools will be legal, but sextoys are outlawed.

Also, this great American hero did say this regarding the new gun law:
He's right. I can't imagine what a group of armed libtard students are capable of.

Robtard
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
So Rob makes a bait thread, and you blame us for taking it. laughing out loud

Thats a liberal for ya.

It's actually a thread for discussion and humor, you should have known that as I titled it "Gun Vs Dildo".

It's not my fault you did your kneejerk "he wants to take mah guns!" reaction.

Time-Immemorial
So if it was for humor and we were joking, why are you getting all serious and taking it personally?

Did I bring anything up about taking anyone guns away?

You do realize everyone can see what you did here and posted vs what I posted.

Try getting out of it.

Robtard
LoL, easy, as I never "got in". Anyhow.

-The sex-toy aspect is for humor.

-The serious part is students being allowed guns while on campus, I'm sure you can see this as having a potential in exploding in a negative way, considering college students and their propensity for drugs, alcohol and date-rape (especially if it's a white-male fraternity, regarding the latter).

Surtur
This entire thing is silly, but at least when you see someone walking around with a dildo on their backpack it at least informs you "this person is a douchebag". So in a way it's some kind of d-bag identifier.

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, easy, as I never "got in".

-The sex-toy aspect is for humor.

-The serious part is students being allowed guns while on campus, I'm sure you can see this as having a potential in exploding in a negative way, considering college students and their propensity for drugs, alcohol and date-rape (especially if it's a white-male fraternity, regarding the latter).

Look you can keep your dildo's and I'll keep my guns, hows that?

long pig
Originally posted by Robtard
It's actually a thread for discussion and humor, you should have known that as I titled it "Gun Vs Dildo".

It's not my fault you did your kneejerk "he wants to take mah guns!" reaction.
As violent and as plentiful as liberals are in colleges, don't you think guns would embolden them to act out at time when they, as the far weaker sex, are normally too afraid to do so?

Robtard
Alright, reported for derailing and personal attacks.

Surtur
What about gun shaped dildo's? Or..guns that also double as dildo's?

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Surtur
What about gun shaped dildo's? Or..guns that also double as dildo's?

Naturally everything man builds and makes is in the shape of a phallus.

Bashar Teg
there would likely be less uproar if the dildos were smaller than the average ammo-sexual's. instead these girls are walking around 3 foot long monsters, making these poor guys feel threatened. the only ones to benefit from this scenario are gun salesmen and heavy-duty pickup truck salesmen.

Robtard
Originally posted by Surtur
What about gun shaped dildo's? Or..guns that also double as dildo's?

According to new Texas law, the gun shaped dildo would be illegal, the gun you're ****ing yourself with would be legal.

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Robtard
According to new Texas law, the gun shaped dildo would be illegal, the gun you're ****ing yourself with would be legal.

I found it. lol

Robtard
Was it in your ass again?

long pig
Originally posted by Robtard
Was it in your ass again?
Didnt you just report someone for personal attacks? Now you're doing it.

Time for you to take a break from the internet.

Topic: Why were dildos banned anyway?

Adam Grimes
They're too lethal.

Robtard
Originally posted by long pig
Didnt you just report someone for personal attacks? Now you're doing it.

Time for you to take a break from the internet.

Topic: Why were dildos banned anyway?

I didn't actually report anyone, stop being a paranoid assclown all the time.

Obscenity laws. Read the story.

Nemesis X
Originally posted by Adam Grimes
They're too lethal.

Yep. Anyone who has ever played Saints Row would know it takes just one hit and you're done for.

Fact.

long pig
Originally posted by long pig
Didnt you just report someone for personal attacks? Now you're doing it.

Time for you to take a break from the internet.

Topic: Why were dildos banned anyway?
Reported for pissing me off.

Also, what's obscene about dildos? They are beautiful works of art. No two are the same.

Texas is dumb.

Robtard
You replied to yourself.

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Robtard
Was it in your ass again?

Last time I checked it was up your ass, and I put it there with your permission.

Bashar Teg
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Last time I checked it was up your ass, and I put it there with your permission.

you two are gay lovers, then? hey, thats cool thumb up

long pig
Originally posted by Robtard
You replied to yourself.
That's how angry I am!

Robtard
Originally posted by Bashar Teg
you two are gay lovers, then? hey, thats cool thumb up

He's a Caucasian American male, he assumes being drugged and knocked out cold is "giving consent".

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Robtard
He's a Caucasian American male, he assumes being drugged and knocked out cold is "giving consent".

True, you illegals don't go down without a fight.laughing out loud

Robtard
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
True, you illegals don't go down without a fight.laughing out loud

I'm not illegal thumb up

Fun Fact: The majority of rapes in the US are perpetrated by Caucasian males; the majority of their victims are Caucasian females.

Someone should really do something about this.

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Robtard
I'm not illegal thumb up

Fun Fact: The majority of rapes in the US are perpetuated by Caucasian males; the majority of their victims are Caucasian females.

Someone should really do something about this.

Your cage is getting rattled again.

See this is what you do, you make a joke, I make one back, then you get all nutty and press harder to get an insult across.

Calm down.

Robtard
Where did I insult you? I posted statistics.

long pig
Originally posted by Robtard
I'm not illegal thumb up

Fun Fact: The majority of rapes in the US are perpetrated by Caucasian males; the majority of their victims are Caucasian females.

Someone should really do something about this. I know where you got that from. A further look shows that Mexicans and other latinos are considered and lumped in with Caucasians, take them out and you got a different story.

But you knew this.

Time-Immemorial
Until you can prove that caucasians are the minority commuting most of the crimes outnumbering the majority, your point is pretty pointless as we already know this.

Robtard
Originally posted by long pig
I know where you got that from. A further look shows that Mexicans and other latinos are considered and lumped in with Caucasians, take them out and you got a different story.

But you knew this.

Latinos (which includes Mexicans, generally) are typically separated, why there is a "Latino" segment in census. TMYK

Robtard
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Until you can prove that caucasians are the minority commuting most of the crimes outnumbering the majority, your point is pretty pointless as we already know this.

Look up the stats if you don't believe me. Of all rapes committed in the US, Caucasian males are the most prolific offenders.

But this is off topic again, good job.

long pig
Originally posted by Robtard
Latinos (which includes Mexicans, generally) are typically separated, why there is a "Latino" segment in census. TMYK
Only recently. But in the case of this statistic, they are indeed lumped in with whites.

Bashar Teg
you two should go for counseling.

i've seen more hostile love affairs...but not many.

Robtard
Originally posted by long pig
Only recently. But in the case of this statistic, they are indeed lumped in with whites.

Incorrect.

long pig
Originally posted by Robtard
Incorrect.

I don't disagree that the majority of rapes are committed by the majority(80%), but nearly half of those violent crimes are by a minority.

Don't you see the problem with that?
Anyways....on topic!

I don't want ush pissed.

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Robtard
Look up the stats if you don't believe me. Of all rapes committed in the US, Caucasian males are the most prolific offenders.

But this is off topic again, good job.

Literally I agreed with you but you missed itlaughing out loud

Robtard
Incorrect

Time-Immemorial
Correct

Robtard
Now you're behaving childishly

Time-Immemorial
Too bad you can't see how you screwed the pooch on this one.

Impediment
Women carrying dildos in plain view

Women get raped.

Rapists says she was asking for it.

Robtard
I read that and used Rorschach's voice and cadence from Watchmen.

Bashar Teg
at first i thought it was a haiku

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by Robtard
I read that and used Rorschach's voice and cadence from Watchmen.

Are you in a better mood about dildos today?

long pig
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Are you in a better mood about dildos today?
He was in a bad dildo mood yesterday.

Star428
Originally posted by long pig
I thought it meant Cock Admirer?



laughing laughing


He's from San Francisco so that's likely pretty accurate especially considering how he's always talking about "micro penises". laughing out loud

Star428
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
I actually am not talking about guns. I'm talking about your dildo thread.

How did you come across a story about dildos?

Hiding something..



thumb up

Star428
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Their have been Dildos walking around College Campuses for decades.

They are called Left Wing Tenured College Professors.



laughing laughing rolling on floor laughing rolling on floor laughing laughing laughing

Robtard
I'm not from San Francisco. The "Bay Area" isn't just SF. Inbred people, I swear.

long pig
Originally posted by Robtard
I'm not from San Francisco. The "Bay Area" isn't just SF. Inbred people, I swear.
I thought you said you weren't Mexican...

Aye dios mio, make up your mind!!

Time-Immemorial
Originally posted by long pig
I thought you said you weren't Mexican...

Aye dios mio, make up your mind!!

Rob is a technicality mother ****er. If you say SF, he deflects to "The Bay Area", but what bay you ask? Oh the San Fransisco Bay?

long pig
Rob seems to hate his ethnicity and tries to change it all the time. If your Argentinian.....aka a fancy Mexican....be proud of it.

Robtard
Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Rob is a technicality mother ****er. If you say SF, he deflects to "The Bay Area", but what bay you ask? Oh the San Fransisco Bay?

HYG:

"The San Francisco Bay Area, commonly referred to as the Bay Area, is a populated region that surrounds the San Francisco and San Pablo estuaries in Northern California. The region encompasses the major cities and metropolitan areas of San Francisco, Oakland, and San Jose, along with smaller urban and rural areas. The Bay Area's nine counties are Alameda, Contra Costa, Marin, Napa, San Francisco, San Mateo, Santa Clara, Solano, and Sonoma"

YW

Robtard
Originally posted by long pig
Rob seems to hate his ethnicity and tries to change it all the time. If your Argentinian.....aka a fancy Mexican....be proud of it.

"South America" consist of more than just Argentina, not my fault you failed geography.

Henry_Pym
Originally posted by Impediment
Women carrying dildos in plain view

Women get raped.

Rapists says she was asking for it. She had a Whiskey

She texts him, she wants some D

He is a rapist?
There is a haiku response

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