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Apocalypse.

J'onn is the master of jobbing. He trained the likes of Gargan Venom, Rhino, the Wrecking Crew or Killer Croc.

So not an opinion based on anything actually debatable. Thanks anyway!

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Apocalypse.

J'onn is the master of jobbing. He trained the likes of Gargan Venom, Rhino, the Wrecking Crew or Killer Croc.

Manhunter hits him with a table

@riv

Don't recall J'onn having any nice feats in nu, aside from his first cameo appearance on that splash page, with him fighting JLA.

He did get embarrassed several times already in different ways, though.

That i can see, though i think he's done better. Thanks for taking a joke as a joke, BTW.

Originally posted by Decter
Manhunter hits him with a table simply impossible. As demonstrated when namor tried the exact same thing, apoc's ability to dodge tables in in the top of his weight class.

Not just that... Apoc has actually DESTROYED a table with his bare fist in the Apocalypse vs Dracula mini.

I believe that feat puts him easily above the likes of pussies such as Odin w/ Destroyer armor, True Darkseid or God Spawn.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not just that... Apoc has actually DESTROYED a table with his bare fist in the Apocalypse vs Dracula mini.

I believe that feat puts him easily above the likes of pussies such as Odin w/ Destroyer armor, True Darkseid or God Spawn.

Nothing to add, just got done laughing...

Originally posted by Decter
Manhunter hits him with a table
Originally posted by deathslash
simply impossible. As demonstrated when namor tried the exact same thing, apoc's ability to dodge tables in in the top of his weight class.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not just that... Apoc has actually DESTROYED a table with his bare fist in the Apocalypse vs Dracula mini.

I believe that feat puts him easily above the likes of pussies such as Odin w/ Destroyer armor, True Darkseid or God Spawn.
MM is not Namor, why would he limit himself to merely throwing a table at Apoc when he can actually shapeshift into a table?

I don't care that Apocalypse destroyed some random street level table with his fists, that feat could be replicated by almost any low herald . Imagine Apocalypse facing a table with near Superman-level strength and speed, flight, intangibility, invisibility, and martian TP. No way is Apoc walking away from this one.

Originally posted by basilisk
MM is not Namor, why would he limit himself to merely throwing a table at Apoc when he can actually shapeshift into a table?

I don't care that Apocalypse destroyed some random street level table with his fists, that feat could be replicated by almost any low herald . Imagine Apocalypse facing a table with near Superman-level strength and speed, flight, intangibility, invisibility, and martian TP. No way is Apoc walking away from this one. this comment is pure gold

I'm pretty sure MM shapeshifting into a table would result in a weaker table, tbh. J'onn never fails to disappoint.

Yhis has got to be the funniest thread derailment i've ever had!

MM.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
@riv

Don't recall J'onn having any nice feats in nu, aside from his first cameo appearance on that splash page, with him fighting JLA. Eh, yes he does. He has one or two that even surpass his previous pre-flashpoint feats.

^ Was it not J'onn and Superman who moved Brainiac's ship, which was, like, dozens of times larger than Earth..?

Only Superman did it, to hear tales of it....

http://www.leopardpill.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images8.jpg

Originally posted by Galan007
^ Was it not J'onn and Superman who moved Brainiac's ship, which was, like, dozens of times larger than Earth..? J'onn was also on fire, IIRC.

Either way, even if he supplemented 1/10th of that, considering how big it was/the speed it was moving, J'onn should be able to throw Earth into the sun if he feels like it. #JusticetoMars

Originally posted by Phil
J'onn was also on fire, IIRC.

Either way, even if he supplemented 1/10th of that, considering how big it was/the speed it was moving, J'onn should be able to throw Earth into the sun if he feels like it. #JusticetoMars

Originally posted by Galan007
http://s5d1.turboimagehost.com/t1/19644607_2037403.jpg http://s5d1.turboimagehost.com/t1/19644613_6186680.jpg http://s5d1.turboimagehost.com/t1/19644619_9858006.jpg

Here's another scan depicting the size of Brainiac's ship in comparison to earth:
http://s5d1.turboimagehost.com/t1/19644684_Superman-Wonder_Woman_2013-_-_Annual_001-031.jpg

^^ And that was just a portion of the ship. The rest was still inside the portal.

Dozen? That looks closer to a hundred times bigger and the ship wasn't even fully emerged from the portal. That feat is nuts.

MM has also mind tricked the JLA, went up and survived Atrocitus, mind wiped Stormwatch, etc... He has a bunch of good feats in the DCnU.

^^^Yeah, i was pretty sure he did.

Mindraped Despero..
Mindraped Dr Psycho..
No-sold Apollo....

Despero feat was insane.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Dozen? That looks closer to a hundred times bigger and the ship wasn't even fully emerged from the portal. That feat is nuts. I said "dozenS".

Originally posted by Zack M
Despero feat was insane.
I need to find that scan. Despero's a personal fave, same as MM.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'm pretty sure MM shapeshifting into a table would result in a weaker table !!!!!

http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae129/bbsimg/MM/table1_zpsg6vdognf.jpg

Originally posted by riv6672
I need to find that scan. Despero's a personal fave, same as MM.

http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377026_1.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377027_2.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377028_3.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377031_4.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377032_5.jpg

Oh thats nooice. Thank you!

Hi, Scot Please post his fight with Superboy... you know, the entire scene if possible, including the part where some guy is sitting on J'onn's unconscious body That was pure ownage.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8xzTgsB9qQ4/VSw_1XmMXuI/AAAAAAAAIS4/QIRzgQULyIg/s1600/Teen%2BTitans2.jpg

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Hi, Scot Please post his fight with Superboy... you know, the entire scene if possible, including the part where some guy is sitting on J'onn's unconscious body That was pure ownage.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8xzTgsB9qQ4/VSw_1XmMXuI/AAAAAAAAIS4/QIRzgQULyIg/s1600/Teen%2BTitans2.jpg

http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377273_1.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377275_2.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377277_3.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377279_4.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377280_5.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377281_6.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377282_7.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OcNKQwG.jpg

E-e-eeee!!!

poor J'onn

Superboy??? That is just so wrong.

laughcry

Thanks. This is Manjobber I know.

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377273_1.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377275_2.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377277_3.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377279_4.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377280_5.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377281_6.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377282_7.jpg glorious. Can you also post the scans of man hunter getting owned by zod?

Originally posted by deathslash
glorious. Can you also post the scans of man hunter getting owned by zod?

http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377349_1.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377350_2.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377351_3.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377352_4.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377353_5.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377354_6.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377355_7.jpg http://s5d3.turboimg.net/t/24377356_8.jpg

J'onn would make a better Marvel character than he does DC.

Marvel routinely shows how tough their characters are by the damage they can take. DCs more of a watch me bench the earth kind of Company.

Lol...that is true.

And let's not forget about the time when he almost got killed by Midnighter of all people. Yes, same Midnighter who got humiliated by Nightwing haermm2

1. http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11113/111138898/3580507-midnighter+hurts+the+martian+manhunter+1.jpg
2. http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11113/111138898/3580529-midnighter+hurts+the+martian+manhunter+2.jpg

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW


And let's not forget about the time when he almost got killed by Midnighter of all people. Yes, same Midnighter who got humiliated by Nightwing haermm2

1. http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11113/111138898/3580507-midnighter+hurts+the+martian+manhunter+1.jpg
2. http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11113/111138898/3580529-midnighter+hurts+the+martian+manhunter+2.jpg

I find him a good character and he looks the part but he gets treated like crap. Shame really. He has some good feats but they do stupid stuff like that.

Honestly, I thought the manjobbing would stop after the reset. How wrong I was.

He also got embarrassed by Stargirl or whatever her name is, right? crylaugh

Originally posted by carver9
Lol...that is true.
I'm sure he has supporters at DC, but the same mandates that hamstring Captain Marvel apply to him, probably more so, as he interacts with Superman more.

I seem to remember Apocalypse having an extensive history of shitty showings... But apparently you guys just prefer posting MM ninja-spam...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW


And let's not forget about the time when he almost got killed by Midnighter of all people. Yes, same Midnighter who got humiliated by Nightwing haermm2

1. http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11113/111138898/3580507-midnighter+hurts+the+martian+manhunter+1.jpg
2. http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11113/111138898/3580529-midnighter+hurts+the+martian+manhunter+2.jpg

Nightwing?

Originally posted by Galan007
I seem to remember Apocalypse having an extensive history of shitty showings... But apparently you guys just prefer posting MM ninja-spam...

I don't. Whenever I ask for scans, non-canon fights are posted like from HoM or AoA.

Originally posted by Zack M
Nightwing?

As Grayson the Super-Spy.

Originally posted by Galan007
I seem to remember Apocalypse having an extensive history of shitty showings... But apparently you guys just prefer posting MM ninja-spam...

This happened all the time really, if one side don't like a character, they just spam it with weak showings, purposely forgeting the pis/cis that plays such a big roll.

I think the mods just need to make a rule that just stop pis/cis showings from being use against a character.

MM being one of them. Does it make sense that MM did that feat with Kal, but instead of using that feat to showcase his power, we instead use his lost to Mightnigher?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I don't. Whenever I ask for scans, non-canon fights are posted like from HoM or AoA.



As Grayson the Super-Spy.

Grayson said that he couldn't beat Midnighter one on one.

Originally posted by Zack M
Grayson said that he couldn't beat Midnighter one on one.

Probably. He made sure to give emphasis to that part, grabbing clobbered MNer by his throat.

The first time they met, Grayson said something that the only reason he stood a chance was because of his mind scrambler.

Originally posted by Galan007
I seem to remember Apocalypse having an extensive history of shitty showings... But apparently you guys just prefer posting MM ninja-spam... oh, we all remember that apocalypse is a jobber. Hence the first page being filled with us making fun of his table related showings. It's just funnier to post manhunter's crap showings (especially when five to six people bring up his high end feats).

Originally posted by SquallX
This happened all the time really, if one side don't like a character, they just spam it with weak showings, purposely forgeting the pis/cis that plays such a big roll.

I think the mods just need to make a rule that just stop pis/cis showings from being use against a character.

MM being one of them. Does it make sense that MM did that feat with Kal, but instead of using that feat to showcase his power, we instead use his lost to Mightnigher?

I wish they'd expanded on that fight he supposedly had with the JLA. I mean they might have but I can't really remember. All I remember is the one page spread.

That splash page... I could almost hear him scream: "I'm not a jobber anymore!"

He tried. He really, really tried. But manjobbing is his true calling.

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
I wish they'd expanded on that fight he supposedly had with the JLA. I mean they might have but I can't really remember. All I remember is the one page spread.

Never really did.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Never really did.

Ah okay thanks. Martian Manhunter is one of my favourite DC characters. Hopefully in the near future he gets more expanded upon with regards to feats.

Read his series. It's been good so far. And he's had some decent feats.

Originally posted by Zack M
Read his series. It's been good so far. And he's had some decent feats.

Yeah I've been reading it after I upload it in the ownage thread. It's been cool so far. Just want it to continue being good.

Mr. Biscuits is def a fav of mine.

Originally posted by basilisk
!!!!!

http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae129/bbsimg/MM/table1_zpsg6vdognf.jpg
crylaugh

Bump just to laugh at J'onn.