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Are hot dogs evolving?

Is this the beginning of a soylent green type of operation?

..... or is SOMEONE jerking off on a ton of hot dogs?

I have no idea, but it pleases me to no end that 2/3 of the human dogs are supposed to be for vegetarians.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/10/26/report-human-dna-found-hot-dogs/74617102/

Can I have some fried bacon on my Hot Dog?!

Originally posted by long pig

..... or is SOMEONE jerking off on a ton of hot dogs?

I have no idea, but it pleases me to no end that 2/3 of the human dogs are supposed to be for vegetarians.

It's how the mob gets ride of bodies.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's how the mob gets ride of bodies.
The mafia doesn't exist.










Wtf you tryna get us all whacked?!?!

Originally posted by long pig


..... or is SOMEONE jerking off on a ton of hot dogs?
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Originally posted by Mindset
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Oh, well in that case...
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This forum's begun to turn kinda surrealist.

i don't care. If i'm eating a hot dog, i'm telling the world that i don't care. However, with that said, i think fast foods and processed foods get a bad wrap. Look, if you can take road kill and make it taste like a big mac...,shit, that tells me, we're doing something right. No one is forcing anyone to eat fast foods or processed foods but even if they were, a human being could survive quite healthily off of them. Imagine two-three hundred years ago. No chef any where around the world could make anything taste as good as a chicken nugget.

I agree with Jinx. I don't mind some human flesh. Way better then any VEGGIE Dog.

Screw that crap.

if the fda would just butt out and let these businesses regulate themselves, i'm sure this problem will be solved. thanks obama!

Its the FDA that says 2% Human DNA in food is quite acceptable.

Well who knew human DNA was so damn tasty?

Who do you think has been buying all that Planned Parenthood Meat product!?

Aborted babies have a built in zesty taste.

lol i picked a damn good time to go vegetarian

someone just keeps sneezing on the batches

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
someone just keeps sneezing on the batches

I'll swallow your hotdog tho


drool

Smooth

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
Smooth

Imma regret saying this.

Wanna join in?

Hell yeah

hehe what up

Just talking about our hot dogs

fun in buns

Nothing like a hot wiener between a nice pair of firm buns

dripping in special sauce

Or when you first put your lips on the hot dog. And the anticipation gets you so antsy... But you know you must savour it ... So you only put 25% of the hot dog in your mouth. You then let your lips rest on the hot dog as you slowly slide it out your mouth

ah you know the feeling

I know it too well

that sweet succulent feeling of wanting to put it all in mut knowing it won't all slide down your throat smoothly so you build your way down and lube it up with some of its own natural juices... so beautiful

So right yet so wrong. Especially when you feel the succulent juices flowing down your throat

sticks like nothing else ever would, love the range of tastes

Man I could take a hot dog in my throat right now

some people are pigs and take a few

I can only take two at a time..... But practice makes perfect

only 2 at a time... that's quitter talk

Come on over and I can practice

anytime <3

Lol what have I done.

Still don't forget me guys

Oh me and gens were just warmin up... Gens. You may go first

Omg.... that text is... lol

One word. Yum.

Hot dogs. Of course... totally

What else would we be talking about?

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
Nothing like a hot wiener between a nice pair of firm buns


OMG yeah, when that wiener slides in between those firm buns and those buns squeeze themselves around the wiener embracing it in a display of harmony and passion...,that's the good stuff. However, it's not fully realized until your hands take action controlling the, wiener and buns in a slow and steady motion, guiding all senses into a state of euphoria.
With a solid thrust and sharp clenching of the teeth all control is lost in the midst of ecstasy.

Now you pull the wiener out and look at the violently torn buns and guilt begins to set in and you begin to question if those few moments of bliss were worth the effort? However, it doesn't matter because stains on your shirt will always remind of the sinful deeds you just did.

yum tbh

holy **** that is beautiful

Anthony Wiener is so proud right now.

bullshit. i cum in way too many pigs for it to only be 2%

Originally posted by marwash22
bullshit. i cum in way too many pigs for it to only be 2%

Thread title said HUMAN DNA.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
OMG yeah, when that wiener slides in between those firm buns and those buns squeeze themselves around the wiener embracing it in a display of harmony and passion...,that's the good stuff. However, it's not fully realized until your hands take action controlling the, wiener and buns in a slow and steady motion, guiding all senses into a state of euphoria.
With a solid thrust and sharp clenching of the teeth all control is lost in the midst of ecstasy.

Now you pull the wiener out and look at the violently torn buns and guilt begins to set in and you begin to question if those few moments of bliss were worth the effort? However, it doesn't matter because stains on your shirt will always remind of the sinful deeds you just did.