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http://www.deathwishcoffee.com
YOU GOT TO TRY IT YOU CAN GET IT ON AMAZON TOO. I THINK I CAN PISS OUT RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WARNING AFTER TRYING THIS OTHER COFFEES SUCK!!!!!!

Is that why you're yelling? :-|

YES!!!!

Alrighty then.

Thank you for walking into a Starbucks for the first time....

Originally posted by rudester
Thank you for walking into a Starbucks for the first time....
STARBUCKS CAN SUCK MY OVER CAFFINATED EGO!!!!!!!! NOTHING CAN COMPARE TO DEATH WISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim Hortons. Welcome to Canada.

Originally posted by Dave_97
Tim Hortons. Welcome to Canada.
RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blowup

There's a local coffee here called Barako. I dunno how it compares to Death Wish, but I bet it'd give it a run for its money. Probably cheaper, too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapeng_barako

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
There's a local coffee here called Barako. I dunno how it compares to Death Wish, but I bet it'd give it a run for its money. Probably cheaper, too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapeng_barako
ONLY WHEN YOU TRY IT WILl YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... JUSST GO ON AMAZON AND SEE THE REVIEWS IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!

Can't. I'm not in the US. I'll try it when I get back there. Seems like you had a few cups too many, you broke the caps lock key.

NICE PLUG, BRO!!!!! I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO TRY THIS ****ING COFFEE NOW!!!!!

Originally posted by Slay
NICE PLUG, BRO!!!!! I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO TRY THIS ****ING COFFEE NOW!!!!!
I KNOW MAN!!!!

Lol coffee? Where? How soon can I get it?

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
I KNOW MAN!!!!
I'VE BEEN GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS ****ING PUSSY COFFEE, BRO!!!!! I NEED REAL MAN COFFEE!!!!!

Originally posted by Slay
I'VE BEEN GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS ****ING PUSSY COFFEE, BRO!!!!! I NEED REAL MAN COFFEE!!!!!
THIS GODDAMN COFFEE WILL MAKE YOU A GODDAMN TESTOSTERONE MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER SINCED I DRANK THIS COFFEE I HAVE IMPREGANTED 25 AND A 1/2 WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Lol coffee? Where? How soon can I get it?
ITS CALLED DEATH WISH COFFEE!!!! YOU CAN ORDER SOME ON AMAZON!!!!

Those boys down in Columbia might take exception, they know their coffee.

CAFFINE LEVELS IN COFFEES

You do know caffiene is kinda bad for your system yeah? Probably not healthy to drink rocket fuel on a daily basis.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
You do know caffiene is kinda bad for your system yeah? Probably not healthy to drink rocket fuel on a daily basis.
ROCKET FUEL IS FOR PU$$IES REAL MEN DRINK THIS COFFEE!!!!! I HAVE TO SHAVE MY PUBES EVERY 30 MINUTES!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
ITS CALLED DEATH WISH COFFEE!!!! YOU CAN ORDER SOME ON AMAZON!!!!

Damn. You must be banging so fast xD

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Damn. You must be banging so fast xD
YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE WITH THAT KIND OF TALK!!!!!!

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Damn. You must be banging so fast xD
WANNA TEST THAT!!!!

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
WANNA TEST THAT!!!!
SEE I GODDAMN TOLD YOU, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT I TELL YOU!!!!!

I watched a Jeff Dunham special were Peanut freaked out on Starbucks Coffee.....Jebus boy reminds me of peanut now....


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/30/57/e2/3057e28c4b41b4170aa8592157a5f0fd.jpg

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
WANNA TEST THAT!!!!

**** YEAH!

OR SHOULD I SAY "ME"?

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
http://www.deathwishcoffee.com
YOU GOT TO TRY IT YOU CAN GET IT ON AMAZON TOO. I THINK I CAN PISS OUT RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I imagine you sounding like, and being as, spastic as Jeff Dunham's Peanut puppet right now!!! mfao!

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
There's a local coffee here called Barako. I dunno how it compares to Death Wish, but I bet it'd give it a run for its money. Probably cheaper, too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapeng_barako

I've been dying to try a coffee that's banned in America from Cuba called a gordito...something along those lines.. apparently its high in caffeine

OK so how good is this coffee?

eh...Coffee is like Beer. It is what it is.

Some beer just sucks, as does coffee, thats why I look for the best.

I'm happy with French Vanilla

I like French vanilla.
In a pinch i'll drink the crappiest of coffee though. In the end its all about the caffeine.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
**** YEAH!

OR SHOULD I SAY "ME"?
**** US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Originally posted by riv6672
I imagine you sounding like, and being as, spastic as Jeff Dunham's Peanut puppet right now!!! mfao!
FOCUS!!!!!!

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
**** US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

WHEN AND WHERE BABY!!

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
WHEN AND WHERE BABY!!
WHEREVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!! JUST KNOW AFTERWORDS YOU GOJNA BE WALKING FUNNY!!!! AND I HAVE MOMMY ISSUES!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
WHEREVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!! JUST KNOW AFTERWORDS YOU GOJNA BE WALKING FUNNY!!!! AND I HAVE MOMMY ISSUES!!!!!!!

DON'T TEMPT ME WITH A GOOD TIME BABY BOY!!!11

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
WHEREVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!! JUST KNOW AFTERWORDS YOU GOJNA BE WALKING FUNNY!!!! AND I HAVE MOMMY ISSUES!!!!!!! and know that during sex he's going to tell u he's gay just in case he gets u pregnant, taking all responsibility from him...

Well... I'm a guy so... yeah

But hey he can keep trying to get me preggers

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Well... I'm a guy so... yeah

But hey he can keep trying to get me preggers
**** yea

Originally posted by rudester
and know that during sex he's going to tell u he's gay just in case he gets u pregnant, taking all responsibility from him...
Yes i even do that to men

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
**** yea

can't wait for our many attempts.

(I have so many dirty innuendos but these should probably not be said in public)

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
can't wait for our many attempts.

(I have so many dirty innuendos but these should probably not be said in public)
What if i do get you preggers?

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
What if i do get you preggers?

Well on one side you're gonna be getting a job and you're a daddy.

But on the other, you get to have me whenever and I am adventurous... so yeah


(Again, dirty jokes are watiing to happen lol)

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Well on one side you're gonna be getting a job and you're a daddy.

But on the other, you get to have me whenever and I am adventurous... so yeah


(Again, dirty jokes are watiing to happen lol)
That actually sounds pretty awesome.... Then king joker comes in and we fight for custody of the child that is jmanghan

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
That actually sounds pretty awesome.... Then king joker comes in and we fight for custody of the child that is jmanghan

LMFAO. I read the sentence "then joker comes in." And instantly thought. "THREESOME!"

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Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
LMFAO. I read the sentence "then joker comes in." And instantly thought. "THREESOME!"

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He would start out shy then end up being the freakiest one by the end of the night

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
He would start out shy then end up being the freakiest one by the end of the night

Lmfao joker... shy?

XD I'm much more shy than him and that should tell you something.

He corrupted me tbh.

Still, he is the freakiest.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Lmfao joker... shy?

XD I'm much more shy than him and that should tell you something.

He corrupted me tbh.

Still, he is the freakiest.
Really? Last time i talked to him he was pretty shy

Much has changed since i left

All this homoerotic banter one would think this is Herochat.

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
Really? Last time i talked to him he was pretty shy

Well... I am so ****ing dead when he sees this xD.

He's not like a thirsty mofo. But he's not Hinata shy .


:mmm: in hindsight I seem like a hoe even tho I'm shy irl.

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
Well... I am so ****ing dead when he sees this xD.

He's not like a thirsty mofo. But he's not Hinata shy .


:mmm: in hindsight I seem like a hoe even tho I'm shy irl.
Me and joker could fix that

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
All this homoerotic banter one would think this is Herochat.
I didnt see any furry talk around here. And plus i dont see star posting his dick pics

Can he do that here?

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
Me and joker could fix that

Interesting....

I'm game. Hehe

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Can he do that here?
Not anymore. He tried once but now wears an ankle bracelet and has turned to god... (So he could become a priest and touch little boys)