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I miss his indepth reviews.

Wow, I didn't even notice he was gone. Australia is a dangerous place, hope he is ok.

One minute we're watching Cosby re-runs, the next minute he's spilling his drink in our hotel room.

Stroke?

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Stroke?

No, we just spooned.

He died during a mining exhibition...into Esau's butthole

In prison.

He might have run into Mick Dundee, and Dundee didn't like what he had to say.

He is probably camping out where they are starting to film Thor3.
Trying to be in the film somehow. Hiding in the background. Most likely inside a Kangaroo pouch.

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
He might have run into Mick Dundee, and Dundee didn't like what he had to say.

W09ghiWskUk

Hey, knock Kaz for what you will, but he does contribute some useful movie news pretty frequently, which is more than I can say for the rest of you useless fu#ks. And shame on you all talking shit about him when he's gone.

We are trying to goat him back into posting again because we miss him, why are you flipping out?

Originally posted by Mindset
In prison.

Who is he sharing his cell with?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Who is he sharing his cell with?



I wish I knew.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Hey, knock Kaz for what you will, but he does contribute some useful movie news pretty frequently, which is more than I can say for the rest of you useless fu#ks. And shame on you all talking shit about him when he's gone.

Hey I'm just establishing my alibi ok.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Hey I'm just establishing my alibi ok.

Sounds like leech killed him and buried the body.

Kaz was frequently rejecting Leeches advances, eventually Leech couldn't take it anymore and if he couldn't have Kaz...then no other transgender man could. So he lured Kaz to a hotel room with a promise of Kangaroo steak, once there he bludgeoned Kaz over the head.

Interesting theories, gentlemen, but I've never even been to Australia. If someone wants to pay for my flights I'd certainly be glad to visit the land to investigate. We need our Kaz back.

In space.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Interesting theories, gentlemen, but I've never even been to Australia. If someone wants to pay for my flights I'd certainly be glad to visit the land to investigate. We need our Kaz back.

Mindset's agents of R.A.P.E. informed us that Kaz went missing after leaving Australia.

Face it, Leech. You're the main suspect.

Leech didn't volunteer to go to Australia. He was captured by an engineer who wanted to do some sexual experiments on him, but when he found out the truth about his gender re assignment he dumped him off in the outback.

Kaz was wondering around out there and found him, he took leech home and nurses him back to health. Leech had no memory of his abduction, so when he came to he immediately started the plot in his head to bludgeon Kaz.

Out of respect to Kaz & the fact that I don't want angry pm's from him...

For now on, we can only surmise & comment on Kaz's absence by using movie quotes & scenarios.


I'm guessing he can't get internet up on Brokeback mountain...

So no more exotic stories about aliens and engineers probing him with foreign bodies?

Well now the class of this thread has gone down

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
So no more exotic stories about aliens and engineers probing him with foreign bodies?

See, it stops being exotic when it's a normal Saturday night for Kaz.

Kaz is in Valhalla sucking dongs.

Originally posted by Mindset
Kaz is in Valhalla sucking dongs.

Who's specifically?

Yours

Mind blown!

kaz is back

He's ignoring me.
Feels like he never left!

Someone needs to make a movie about Kaz.

Any idea for a name?

How about 'One night in Kaz,' a porno about a young Kaz who's trying to make a name for himself, and decides to go into the porn industry with his bum chum Leech

One night in Kaz haermm2

Ok so we have a title. Who can write a script?

"Gimme a 9 outta 10, Leech!"

There.
Kaz's script written.

I was thinking something more seedy.

We'll just steal Kaz's diary and adapt some fragments of it.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
He's ignoring me.
Feels like he never left!



I wanted to mention that it's really YOU, Esau, who should be accused of fornicating with Kaz.

You're the one always hitting on him in those awkward threads.

Your rimming buddy.

So says the expert on it!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
So says the expert on it!

You?!

Sybil?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
So says the expert on it!


LOL at Eon.

"I have several online friends of the Aussie variation & it's something they all revealed to me..."

I honestly don't recall any of your "online friends of the Aussie variation" quizzing me or the 24.6 million other residents of Australia at all?

Has Kaz even been gone a full 24 hours yet?

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
LOL at Eon.

"I have several online friends of the Aussie variation & it's something they all revealed to me..."

I honestly don't recall any of your "online friends of the Aussie variation" quizzing me or the 24.6 million other residents of Australia at all?



Someone sounds offended and butthurt. Keep hiding your dirty little secrets, kangaroo rimmer. 🦘

Why was this thread even bumped?

Why was it created, is a more apt question.

Why, indeed?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
^ is...

https://media.giphy.com/media/1KXpaRhKx2uDm/giphy.gif

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Someone sounds offended and butthurt. Keep hiding your dirty little secrets, kangaroo rimmer. 🦘

Meanwhile in Texas...

Sheriff: "Are you a steer or a queer?"

Eon: "I'm an Emo."

Sheriff: "Ah errr we'll put you under queer. We don't want to upset the cows..."

Originally posted by Kazenji
Why was this thread even bumped?


Eon's futile attempt at seeking recognition.

Quan hasn't been around lately, the poor thing's juz whining for attention.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Eon's futile attempt at seeking recognition.

Quan hasn't been around lately, the poor thing's juz whining for attention.

Pathetic little Aussie. Keep licking Kaz. Stick to what you know, King Cuck.

I love how butthurt you get by simple exchanges. You even double post.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Eon's futile attempt at seeking recognition.

Quan hasn't been around lately, the poor thing's juz whining for attention.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Pathetic little Aussie. Keep licking Kaz. Stick to what you know, King Cuck.

I love how butthurt you get by simple exchanges. You even double post.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
^ is...

https://media.giphy.com/media/1KXpaRhKx2uDm/giphy.gif

I forgot about this thread

Originally posted by Eon Blue
You even double post.


Wow!

Poor Emo struggling to insult someone.

Just wow.

I see Eon's making more friends

That would imply he has friends to start with, though.

^ At least he got married. Instead of staying in his moms basement tossing off at the age of 40+

SHOW YOUR LOVE FOR KAZ!!

Real question now is where is Quan?

Originally posted by steverules_2
Real question now is where is Quan?


He ran off after he chickened out of our Superman vs Thanos Battlezone because I wasnt gonna let him live that down.

He will probably give it another couple of weeks hoping ive forgotten by then.

He ran off?

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Leech didn't volunteer to go to Australia. He was captured by an engineer who wanted to do some sexual experiments on him, but when he found out the truth about his gender re assignment he dumped him off in the outback.

Kaz was wondering around out there and found him, he took leech home and nurses him back to health. Leech had no memory of his abduction, so when he came to he immediately started the plot in his head to bludgeon Kaz.

Fcking love that guy TI, what a legend

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
He ran off?


Yup

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Fcking love that guy TI, what a legend

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Fcking love that guy TI, what a legend

Hmmm name rings a bell? Think he was an old flame of mine mhmm he took our break up bad

Originally posted by steverules_2
Hmmm name rings a bell? Think he was an old flame of mine mhmm he took our break up bad

He always loved you.

Originally posted by steverules_2
He died during a mining exhibition...into Esau's butthole

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
I miss his indepth reviews.

Speaking of Kaz, as to his whereabouts, where you been?

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Speaking of Kaz, as to his whereabouts, where you been?

Me?

KMC's quote function keeps acting up...gets frustrating when you're trying to reply/quote on Circle Jerk.