USA vs Narutoverse

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Solid47
US Army, Green Berets, USMC, Navy Seals, USAF, CIA, FBI and all of their army branches and police departments.

VS

Everyone in Narutoverse.

I found a massive FPS and gun lover on YouTube who thinks the US Armed Forces can effortlessly destroy anime verses like Naruto, Bleach and One Piece using guns, tanks, fighters, gunships, and many other stuffs..... So I'm making this fight.

Scenario 1: Nukes and attacks that exceeds city busting is not allowed.

Scenario 2: All goes.

.The US and Narutoverse have some knowledge about each other.

.Both sides have 5 days to prepare for the battle.

.The war takes place in Brazil.

Who wins and why?

SquallX
You do know the Naruto verse have a cannon powerful enough to destroy the Moon right?

dika123
he must be cod fanboy or something

Q99
Naruto himself wins.

He can spam nuke-level attacks, send out clones that can make nuke-level attacks, and defend against nuke level attacks.

If nuke-level attacks are banned, well, he still sends out super-powerful unstoppable clones.


I mean, even if we were just talking lesser stuff, there's a major problem with shapeshifting assassins killing our leadership, even relatively minor ninja are a threat, but the big hitters are simply beyond us. Anything we have strong enough to hurt even a special jonin level ninja is unlikely to hit one, and the true big hitters can defend against our biggest stuff.

What's to be done about Aburame? They get near a battalion, they stay in hiding, and bugs kill everyone.

A Yamanaka? They possess soldiers, walk right past security, and kill leadership and blow stuff up. Or captures leadership and mind-reads them.

Mass genjutsu? Everyone in a base just falls asleep. People in planes fall asleep and crash. There's nothing we can do about it.

Earth jutsu? Slip underground, go to an airfield, destroy every plane on the ground.


All by people nigh invisible from the air, who are fast enough that missiles stand little chance of precisely targeting them, and who can also work together to put up regenerating barriers that can stop our strongest bombs.



We're not designed to take on ninja.

Q99
Oh yea, and Hyuga/Sensors mean *no* sneaking up on them, and they can tell where patrols and stuff are.

AuraAngel
Well not Naruto ninja anyway.

Our superiority in the air is literally the only conceivable leg up on the competition and even then Fu/Choumei could take on most of them alone, only being challenged when nukes get involved. But by that point we're destroying our planet's atmosphere in an attack against 1 enemy out of a potential 180,000 give or take.

USA won't lose though. They'll give up faster once a giant fox thing cuts through Brazil like butter. Literally every military force would.

Q99
I don't see how the US can do anything but lose, personally.

Remember the barriers around the island meant to contain Killerbee. They've got anti-nuke defenses, aside from using to shoot down nukes.

wakkawakkawakka
As far as air attacks are concerned, what answer do they have to Sasuke's Perfect Susanoo or CT?

But yeah the SA would be able to handle pretty much any military force

Q99
Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
As far as air attacks are concerned, what answer do they have to Sasuke's Perfect Susanoo or CT?

And Gaara can protect quite a large area from air assault.


The best way to take out planes, though, is to infiltrate the enemy and destroy them at their base, or take over their commanders and prevent them from being launched- or at least launched against you.

Wei Phoenix
Another "These people are saying X wins" thread.

AuraAngel
Originally posted by Q99
I don't see how the US can do anything but lose, personally.

Remember the barriers around the island meant to contain Killerbee. They've got anti-nuke defenses, aside from using to shoot down nukes.

They don't lose because they surrender immediately. Facing down Kurama would legit be like facing Cthulhu to our sensibilities.

Dramatic Gecko
America won't even partake in the fight. Ninjas don't have much oil.

Q99
Originally posted by AuraAngel
They don't lose because they surrender immediately. Facing down Kurama would legit be like facing Cthulhu to our sensibilities.


Ah yea, that makes sense.


Heck, the easiest 'win' of all when facing a society of mercenaries- Hire them. Hire the heck out of all of them.

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