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Its the FLY's 28 Days of X-Mas Jokes Thread! (cause Riv couldn't handle 29 days) (( and its X-mas cause Jesus aint got nuffin to do wit dis))

YAY!!!!!!!!

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Your threads are bad and you should feel bad.

^^^You're a one trick pony of derogatory comments that doesnt have the imagination to contribute anything else (good bad or indifferent) to the forum and your feet smell bad.

Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas?
Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner!

Why does Santa land on the roof?
Because he likes it on top.

Why does Santa come down the chimney?
Because Mrs. Claus went let him in the back door!

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

^^^

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^You're a one trick pony of derogatory comments that doesnt have the imagination to contribute anything else (good bad or indifferent) to the forum and your feet smell bad.

And you're a one trick pony of "new page". You think that adds anything to the forum?

I've contributed a shit ton to this website in the last 14 years. This thread is literally just taking premade memes and posting them.

Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
And you're a one trick pony of "new page". You think that adds anything to the forum?

I've contributed a shit ton to this website in the last 14 years. This thread is literally just taking premade memes and posting them.


Laziness. Truly a Art Form.


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Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
And you're a one trick pony of "new page". You think that adds anything to the forum?

I've contributed a shit ton to this website in the last 14 years. This thread is literally just taking premade memes and posting them.
Glad you admit you've contributed a ton of shit in 14 years...

Whats the difference between yo daddy and Santa?
Santa stopped at 3 Ho's!

Why does Santa LOVE Christmas? You would to if you knew you were going to get at least 3 Ho's every year.

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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

The way Riv and Fly look at Freakmas!

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Krampus like a mofo, yo!

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What do you call a Broke Santa?
Saint Nickel-less.

Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Cause it soots him.

Why did Santa send his daughter to college?
To keep her off the North Pole.

Last one was ne-asty!

What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L!!)!

Saw this pic on fb last year. My oldest e mailed me from college yesterday, said he saw/bought the Grinch cut out and shipped it to me!
My spouse is gonna plotz when i decorate the outside of the house in like 30 minutes next week!

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This one is still my fav decorating gag..

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Hahaha!!!!!
Saving that pic for the spouse!

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C&H baby!!!!

'The Noodle Incident Kid" rides again.

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Oh yeah, that IS him!

You'll poke your eye out.

What do the Pope and a Christmas tree have in common?
The balls are just for decoration.

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Heh, Schmidt...!

What do you call an elf that does hip hop?
A wrapper!

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I like that devil one!

oooohh

What does Santa do in the garden?
Hoe hoe hoe.

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^^^Oh thats messed up!

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^^^Hell yes!

"We'll have the hap hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Kaye!"

Da Squirrel tells it da WAY IT IS!

TROOF!

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!

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Fat butt McGee!

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I now a bunch of HC"ers want for Freakmas now......to bad I aint buying those bastards anyting...

They dont deserve a stiff Santa!

But what about a hot melted one up the Chimney?

Eeeew!!! Also: Hmmm!

'Twas the night before Christmas when Santa got ready
He'd drink his first shot to make his hands steady

He'd load up his sleigh with toys and good cheer,
not forgetting his ice chest with a 12 pack of beer

He was a jolly old elf and worked with a grin,
but remembered the brats then gulped his slo-gin

In a drunken stupor down the chimney he'd fall,
then when he was done... to his reindeer he'd call...

"Hey Falstaff, hey Miller, hey Coors" he'd shout,
"Throw me a rope so I can get out!"

He flew all night long not a house was excluded
leaving toys and a note "Batteries NOT included"

He looked in his sack and said "I'm just about done",
but then he was sleigh-jacked by a kid with a gun

So now Christmas is over and Santa is sober...

But you could hear his exclaim as he walked out of sight
"Hand me a Heineken and give me a light!"

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

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OH Ho No No!

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..And now its time for.....

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Damn!

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Sez WHO!?

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^^^Thats a good one!

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Daleks, good...Batman declares war on Santa? Epic!

This'd be perfect if it was a polar bear. Hell, maybe they painted him at the office Christmas party, and he's all pissed now!

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Santa swings in the Sixties!

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Its finally time for the BEST FRAGGIN HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
So gather up the Brats and tie em up tight.
Its time to let em watch the Best X-Mas Night Fight!

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Ho Ho Fraggin Ho!

Merry FREAKMAS all my Holiday Jokers!

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Oh that Joker one is so cool!!!

And, we made it. Merry Christmas Fly!

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Same to ya....And for the last time its....

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And what did RIV get for FReAKMASS!?

The Next FUNNY COUNT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Count it DOWN!!!!

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