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Anyone have this problem? Claim welfare because penis is too big.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-with-worlds-largest-penis-weighs-it-to-prove-its-real-10489473.html

Sounds like something I should do... but I have a job.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Anyone have this problem? Claim welfare because penis is too big.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-with-worlds-largest-penis-weighs-it-to-prove-its-real-10489473.html

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Anyone have this problem? Claim welfare because penis is too big.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-with-worlds-largest-penis-weighs-it-to-prove-its-real-10489473.html

He actually has an average-sized penis and over a foot of extra skin. After his predicament came to light, a doctor offered to remove the extra skin for free.

The man who actually has the largest penis is a 45-year-old Italian/Jewish-American writer who lives in New York City.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
The man who actually has the largest penis is a 45-year-old Italian/Jewish-American writer who lives in New York City.
Looks like someone has done his homework a little too well.

Originally posted by Astner
Looks like someone has done his homework a little too well. lol

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
The man who actually has the largest penis is a 45-year-old Italian/Jewish-American writer who lives in New York City.



So that's what you do in your free time.

So uh instead of putting him disability why wouldn't we just set up some kind of surgery to remove excess skin and make it smaller? You can't be telling me we can make some boobies smaller, but not a dick?

That is like if a big breasted woman said give me disability because my boobs give me back problems. It's like..nope sorry, you should be given a breast reduction and then sent out to make your way in the world.

I have no problem with tax dollars being spent on cosmetic surgery if it is NEEDED. So see a transgender surgery isn't needed, but if your cock is so big you can't work then yeah get the cosmetic surgery.

I'm sure some porn company would give him a job lol

I'm sure but he seems like he might want to keep at least a shred of dignity. Doing porn obliterates that.

Originally posted by Astner
Looks like someone has done his homework a little too well.

He is 9.5" flaccid and 13.5" erect. He made the news recently when he was selected for additional screening measures by the TSA because they considered his bulge to be suspicious.

Adam just jerks off to this guy on a regular basis, he keeps tabs on the current world record holders and stalks them in whatever fashion he can.

No that's me.

TI's google search today includes "Italian Jew with 13.5 inch penis"

Quit projecting your liberal fantasies on me, my name is not bathhouse Barry.

Christ, is Quan bugging guys to Skype with him again?

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Christ, is Quan bugging guys to Skype with him again?


Yes, and he's looking for YOU, Esau.

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Adam just jerks off to this guy on a regular basis, he keeps tabs on the current world record holders and stalks them in whatever fashion he can.

I did not learn about him until he made the news for being detained at the airport.

Sure we all believe you

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I did not learn about him until he made the news for being detained at the airport. And then you spent every waking moment since then meticulously researching him and his penis.

Guy has been on Howard Stern a few times, iirc.

Originally posted by Mindset
And then you spent every waking moment since then meticulously researching him and his penis.

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Sure we all believe you



Yes. We 100% believe a guy who worships Satan. LOL. That's like saying we believe a single thing that comes out of Hillary Clinton's lying mouth.

Yep because someone who worships a mass murderer like God is much better and totally to be trusted. You shine on you crazy f*cking diamond, shine on.

Originally posted by Mindset
And then you spent every waking moment since then meticulously researching him and his penis.

You would not think that if you saw what he looked like.

So, not a contest?
Nevermind.

No doubt, worlds smallest penis.^

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
No doubt, worlds smallest penis.^

You know from experience?


Sorry

Ask Adam, he knows.

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Ask Adam, he knows.

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Ask Adam, he knows.

Speak for yourself. I am not the one making claims about other posters.

Get behind me Satan.

That was on the news a while ago. A lot of people thought it was fake, though.

How can the majority of his dick have that much excess skin? I'm also certain he had an x ray done which verified it was legitimate.

Yummy does anyone know his name I need to see his penis pics u know for study purposes

Eew nm gross

I've only been with one guy with a monster penis...his penis was huge but manageable

You been shlonged a few times from a big one huh?

I took a sex education class when I was young and learned that anything can go up your ass given the right motivation and level of comfort.. I've seen guys stick whole hands up someones wazu... its not for me. Side effects include a damaged rectum and your ass opening looking like lips..
Lol

A friend of mine used to describe his ex g/f's vag as being the size of clown's pockets.

Originally posted by Time-Immemorial
Get behind me Satan.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7cxbwYhte1rsustq.gif




Originally posted by Van Hohenheim
I'm also certain he had an x ray done which verified it was legitimate.

"Cabrera, from Saltillo, in the north-eastern Mexican state of Coahuila, underwent a medical examination and had an X-ray done at a health centre in the city of Saltillo, in the north-eastern Mexican state of Coahuila. A doctor there said his penis was just over 6 inches long and the rest was extra skin."

Originally posted by rudester
Eew nm gross
Kind of like world's biggest boobs; things like this, bigger is not always better. Or pretty.

Originally posted by Star428
Yes. We 100% believe a guy who worships Satan. LOL. That's like saying we believe a single thing that comes out of Hillary Clinton's lying mouth.
You never switch off, do you?

^^^Haha!