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I've got just one question. Who the heck are all of those people at the top of the screen above "General Discussion?" It's been bugging me, and I just wanted to know who they are and why they are there. A little help?

I'll make it easy for ya, 212....if you go to the thread in this forum called "real life soap operas are better" and go to page 4, it will explain who we all are. Raz is the webmaster here in case you don't know yet, that's why his name is on the sign in place of Mel's. If you have more questions about the pic then, please feel free to ask. And welcome, if I didn't say so before, glad you've joined us !

And Gundy is the hot babe on the left.

Don't pay any attention to him, 212. queeq is just my evil sith master trying to get grilled cajun shrimp out of me.

Yes, my pootsie-wootsie cupcake.

" pootsie-wootsie cupcake" ???? I must come more often.

You would have to come a LOT more often before I start calling you that. And bring a closet to make sure.

ahem, what kind of attire shall I put in my portable closet?

queeq prefers standard issue sith robe with black thongs.

But I already have a subscription to a closet like that. SO you'll have to come up with something really good to lure me away from that one.

and red suspenders

That's also in there.

I was saying before my computer locked up and had to reboot.

Queeqy, what would you like me to wear under my sith robes?

Make me an offer I can't refuse.

what would you like?

I HAVE what I like. With Gundy. Guess you'll have to do better. I have no imagination left after Gundy.

You could lend her your red suspenders and pantyhoses queeq

Red suspenders ????Then I'll look like a fireman and Dimmy will be after me when she gets back !

You look like a fireman, I'll dress up as Betty Boop and you can rescue me. To the closetmobile.

Burning down the house

How nice. Time to put on our fire-resistant clothes.

Flame-retardant metallic silver sith robes.

Silver???? Uuuggghhh.

high top gold lame boots; it's getting deep here, queeqy.

Sheer black lace for the imagination or fire engine red to fan the flames.

Yikes, keo's game is too hot for me. You better handle the rest of this thread, queeq.

Finti activates the sprinklers.
Row row row your boat.

*inflates his life jacket and holds up his umbrella*

This is to scary for me.

*pokes queeq's life jacket with long sharp hat pin* *hears air rushing out of his life jacket, hooks up line from keo's vest to queeq's* *tows him to shore*

*cuts his line, swims back to save Gundy and to spend the rest of his life with her on a tropical island in the Pacific*

well that sounds wonderful, queeq-darling, but what about episode 2 ???

World wide release right?

Then I assume this island paradise has electric, cable and a big screen ?

eh cable guy!!!

We'll make it there. Together we can take the world by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

ack !!!! choke hold.

GIMME!!!

Gimme what?

EVERYTHING!!!!

queeq's ultimate Christmas wish list.

Ooooh, you know me soooooo well, dear.

Well since you can't store "everything" in your windmill, you'll just have to be content with world domination so you have a place to keep all your stuff.

Today, the world. The galaxy, tomorrow!

total domination cometh

Looks like we have another believer.

Yes, if you get close enough to queeq, all you hear is a giant sucking sound.

Pardon? I'm not that gross.

Squiking sounds are the chicken loose again?

Chickens? WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN!!!

Squiking, finti ? I like that. The Giant Squik came along and gobbled up queeq. Hehehe.

Oh I see. RC and Dim are back and now you're suddenly teasing me again. Ok, well, now I know who my friends are.

What, you didn't like the big nasty Squik ? Aw, here's a big hug for you, queeq-darling....(hug, hug)

(Gundark looks around queeq's shoulder.....) Run ! The Squik is coming ! The Squik is coming !

Oh queeq, don't lie, you have no friends remember?

I am queeq`s friend He owns the tavern I tend the bar, drinks for everyone that includes milkshakes of course from sane Norwegian cows.

leggo my legos, queeqer; here's your toybox back *pushes lego bucket towards queeq*

Sorry Finti, that makes you an employee, not a friend.

Yeah, finti....and where's your picture, man ? We're still waiting....

All my employees are friends. You don't think I'd hire some untrustworthy scum, now did you?

Well, you wouldn't hire me would you.

My picture coming soon- once I've had a haircut.

Yep, we need pictures of all you newer guys. Ush, Finti, Edna, 212. Everybody.

Of course, there's always the worry that people have imagined you as a bronzed Adonais... not me, I hasten to add. others who have 'sounded' more attractive.

Yeah. I had misconceptioons about the way a number of people would look. Though none were shocking when they were shown.

Still nervous...

I'm sure it won't be as bad as you think.

Everyone will hate me forever...

You can join the queeq-club then.

It's alright fopr you! With your striking, grizzled looks up there!

Or what's left of my face.

Come on, Ush...(Gundark stares directly at Ush and makes a slight movement with her hand) "You don't need a haircut".

Excellent, what control.

I'm not weak-willed... mind you, perhaps I don't need a haircut...

Ahhhh, lost her grip.... again.

May be a slight problemo in getting my picture since Idont have a digital camera or a scanner!

You can probably mail one to RC. He'll get it digital. You could send it to me too, but I doubt you'd trust me.

(Gundark continues to stare at Ush) "This isn't the barber you're looking for"

Not bad, Gundy-dear. Try waving your hand again.

You know, this isn't the barber I'm looking for?

Excellent! *writes down marks for Gundy*

Yep, I'll scan anything. Finti was supposed to send me a pic weeks ago but nothing yet.

I think I'll have to make up a photo gallery of all the people as they really appear before Dim works them into her banners.

You've seen Dim and I and you can see how different we look! And Dim is a 100 times sexier in the flesh!

Okay, then we need to get on finti.....

(Gundark still speaks directly to Ush) queeq can go about his business....

Right so people send you normal looking pictures and then im makes them look all Star warsy? Oh Im so confused!

None of us look normal, that's why Dim has to change us.

Speak for yourself Dutch boy.

I'm perfectly normal thankyou!

Errrr... yes. A bit short, but perfectly normal. (Bwaaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah hooohohohohohohohohhihihihihihihahahahaha)

queeg... get on with your business...

ACtually, I think we're the same height....

Which is taller than I am...

I'm 6'2" What are you? (Strangly I did shrink to 6'1" for a while but it came back....????)

Well, it's under six foot.

Actually, all my favorite people are as well!

A-ha! I have the favour of another COuncil Member! Oh, truly blessed am I!

LOL. Nah, just means I can see the top of your head.

You wouldn't anyway; I'd be too busy bowing.

See, RC...you secretly wanted to be Frankie all along...

Yeah...

What?

6,3 here, RC. Shorty!

Stop being big!

I cannot escape my destiny.

Queeq grew an inch too. He told me he was 6 2 last time we had the conversation Actually I thought he said 185cm, which is 6 1 but he probably wasn't wearing his high heals.

Either that or his 2 inch thick toupee!