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What is your occupation?

Retired.
What's yours?

Assistant Administrator and Meals on Wheels driver for the local Senior Center.

Head Herochat Moderator

Originally posted by riv6672
What's yours?

I'm in between employment as they say, the Insurance company I was with folded up and dumped a dozen of us in the drink.

So... I got to update my resumes and iron my good suit.

Blah.

i'm inbetween jobs

It's not an exclusive club.

*pours walshy a cold one*

Originally posted by walshy
i'm inbetween jobs

You need to have had one before to be in between it and another.

^^^Surprised you have a job that might require you to be polite.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I'm in between employment as they say, the Insurance company I was with folded up and dumped a dozen of us in the drink.

So... I got to update my resumes and iron my good suit.

Blah.
Ah, good luck with that. I've never really had to do the job search thing. Went from drug dealer to soldier to retired. Stay positive.

Had a few offers, tricky part is deciding what won't be boring and sucky.

Ooh, that may be harder to come by than paid vacation days...

I never have taken a vacation, not since summer break in school.

Weekends were enough to recharge.

Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Surprised you have a job that might require you to be polite.


Ah, good luck with that. I've never really had to do the job search thing. Went from drug dealer to soldier to retired. Stay positive.

There's being rude/mean and then there's messing with a friend in a joking manner. Welshy knows the difference, surprised you don't.

Boys please there's no need to fight over me

Originally posted by walshy
Boys please there's no need to fight over me

GET BACK IN THE CORNER!

Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
There's being rude/mean and then there's messing with a friend in a joking manner. Welshy knows the difference, surprised you don't.
Nah, you probably go around making old people cry. Seems your speed.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I never have taken a vacation, not since summer break in school.

Weekends were enough to recharge.
I lived for vacation before i retired.
Of course, a normal work day was usually 12-14 hours long, there were at least 2-3 days a month of 24 duty, field problems, year long deployments...bleh!

Originally posted by walshy
Boys please there's no need to fight over me
I would never fight over you. You could look up my shorts!

Posting with the radioactive caustic trolls may skew your perspective.

^^^No, i'm pretty adamant on not get my shorts looked up!
But, i'm derailing the crap out of your thread, sorry; i'll catch you in the other ones!

Derailing is the definition of Off-Topic, so in that sense you're just doing your job.

Originally posted by riv6672
Nah, you probably go around making old people cry. Seems your speed.

Aren't you an old man?

I cant be.

Our every exchange ends up with me laughing my ass off.

That must be murder on the carpet.

You guys see the size of that chickennnnnnnn?

Was it so big that it you clucked when you saw it?

We're in the spirit world, a-hole!

Reap it Murphy, you son of a b!tch!

See ya on the other side Riv.

Its you and i, Kinney, you and I!!!

OMG! They Killed KINNEY!

Those BAStards!

Nuke's mom is a big fat *****.

She's not Jewish.

Did I say she was?

I do youtube.

Which clearly hasn't been doing well since I'm broke.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
I do youtube.

Which clearly hasn't been doing well since I'm broke. you need to advertise more idek you did youtube

put a link in your sig, i'll sub you

Jmmy is Channel NotAwesome....And didn't they just stop paying on the boobtube?

I havent been on YouTube in months.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Derailing is the definition of Off-Topic, so in that sense you're just doing your job. DDM got banned for derailing my thread in the OTF, so you're wrong.

Originally posted by riv6672
I havent been on YouTube in months. You go on youtube?

I thought you were more of a betamax kinda guy.

Never had one.
I am however, stubbornly resisting Blue rays in favor of still buying dvd's.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
DDM got banned for derailing my thread in the OTF, so you're wrong.
I was joking/not serious.

^^^Wow, he's such a Debbie Downer.

meh, I have the subtle humors, it's easy to miss.

TRUE DAT!

Even when you're agreeable you're disagreeable.

Its a Talent!

Level II Industrial Radiographer.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Even when you're agreeable you're disagreeable.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Its a Talent!

Nuke and Me is Buddies .....like this...

bangin

Hammer of the Gods.

He's the Loki to my Thor

The lion to your roar.

The Snore to your Bore.

The bop to your bop she-bop.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
The Snore to your Bore.

Hey you, get your chocolate out of my peanut butter!

Why are you spreading peanut butter down THERE?!?

Nuke enjoys a nice PB&LSD Sammich now and then.

Originally posted by riv6672
Why are you spreading peanut butter down THERE?!?

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^^^^Hahaha!!!

Are you ready for the game?!? I'm ready for the game!!!

I wasn't ready for such a crapfest of a game.

I did enjoy the turnovers for dessert.

That Halftime Show keeps getting worse every year.

When the best you can say about it is Lady Gaga tore the roof off with the National Anthem, you know they dun goofed.

Oh man, what a boring game.
The commercials werent awful this year, like they were last year, but they were mostly forgettable.
Half time? They should have Katy Perry do it from now on she was great.
GaGa? She tore it up, though.

I could watch Katy Perry reading the phone book nude all day long.

Yeah, i too would be nude while i watched her...

That goes without saying, but thanks for painting that mental pic.

Now I gotta CtrlAltDelete my imagination.

Look at my sig pic...look at it!!!

::looks at firm chest muscles::

AHHH the goggles they do nothing!

::looks over at the other part::

OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY MORE MUSCLES!!

AHHHHHH!!!

Is there anything more POINTLESS then the Pre/Post Sporting Event Interview?


Other then to see Mulit Million Dollar Paid Sports Players act like spoiled little bitches that is....

Haha, so true.

Here is a question for you.

Police cars have License Plates.

Why don't Fire Trucks?

It varies from state to state, some are required to have plates, others aren't. Since they're city vehicles it ultimately is the decision of the state government.

Thank You Mr.KnowItAll.

Yer welcome Mr Didn'tFinishElementarySchool.

Whats the only other country with indigenous alligators?

Other than the USA? China

Do you have a can of Alligator Stew in your pantry?

Nah I got Prince Albert in the can, he might be screaming to be let out, I can't tell

My Fridge ran off with mine.

My sink is dripping!

My toilet is FLUSH!

Mine is...damn i got no pun.

This Man needs a Pun-ectomy!!!!!!! STAT!!!!!!!!

Punish me! Punish me!

Vanila Pun or Choclate Pun?

OK enough puns, I can't focus my concentration, camp you see that?

Nuke needs a Squatty Pun Potty thing.l

For cereal, you need to gestapo this pun thing before it Goebbels up the whole thread.

Nuke does enjoy a good bowl of Fascist Pebbles.

I forget, what did you say you do for work?

STORM TROOPIN!!!

"You're a little short for a stormtrooper."

I'm the exact same height as everyone else in this universe!

You've always been jealous of me!!!

Well if you won't tell me what you do what do you wish you could have done if given the opportunity?

Ok Now I am confused. Is that a movie quote or an actual question?

I... don't even know anymore.

I know even LESS!

The only true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing.
--So Crates

Whoa!
--Ted "Theodore" Logan

Every rose has its thorn.

I see you like poison, I too enjoy her.

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Sweet monkey. BUTT cleavage!!!

Have to be talented or flexible to show that level of cleavage.

Ever date anyone like that?

Not in that context, but a few have been flexible enough to put their legs behind their heads.

Nooice.
I liked dating athletic women back in the day...

I've gotten into more curvier chicks, on average they're less maintenance.

Ugh, I really have to memorize how to spell "maintenance", I always have to spellcheck, same with "restaurant".

Words are hard.

Yes they are.
Spell check has made me a lazier speller.

Funny thing is I used to be an ace speller, won some local bees and everything.

Since I've not written as much as I used to I'm rubbish with spelling.

Same, not bee good, but the guy others checked with when they couldnt spell a word.
Modern times, i tell you!

Hell, the other day some kid was following prompts on his phone and asked his dad (my friend) what a pound sign was.
His dad rolled his eyes and said "the hashtag". Kid smiled and pressed the key.
Modern times.

Kids don't know anything anymore.

On another board they don't even get pop culture references from the 90's, what the eff man?!

So its like any toon by Macfarlane. Nothing but pop refs that 90% of the audience won't get but. they are high so they will laugh and watch anyway.

The 90s are ancient history now.
I watched Project Almanac with one of my sons, and the main character went back to his child hood. Big difference was they had flip phones.
He looked at me and said if i went back to mine the world would be in black and white.

I used to think the old days were b&w too because all the pictures did'nt have colour.

That and hitting on Stegosaurus for blow jobs.

Wiiiiilma indeed.

Yabba Dabba DOO ME!

I typed a response but it was far too lewd for these decent folk here.

PM me, i'll PM Fly!

I'd really rather not in retrospect. Even I am disgusted by what I was going to say.

Intriguing!!!

Postulating?

It's best to keep that door in my mind locked and barred. Truly disturbing things lurk in the shadows.

Proturbances?

Possibilities

Palimony?

Paradoxically

Public Transit

This is not word association and you still haven't said what you do for work.

I am sure I did. Go back and re-read thru the last 7 pages a few times.

I am sure you will spot it.

I just ask the questions I don't get paid to do actual work.

So the answer to your own question is "Lazy Bum" then?

That's a temporary situation only.

So you are just an Amateur Lazy Bum then?

Any hopes of going Pro?

I believe the correct terminology is Intern Lazy Bum.

You show up to work and don't even get paid to laze about all day?


Sheesh.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Go back and re-read thru the last 7 pages a few times.
Nope!

Go on. You know you wanna!!!!!

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Yes. We all have much more productive ways of wasting our time.

So many more ways.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Yes. We all have much more productive ways of wasting our time.
I'm about to put laundry in the dryer!

Wet Laundry?

Fly making clean laundry sound dirty

You put dry laundry in the DRYER to make it DRYER!

Why not a machine to make wet laundry WETTER!?


WHY!

Dafuq I just read?!

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Hahaha!

Its like, we have extra large and extra small clothing sizes...but no extra medium.

Like when you go to clown burger and they tell you they have drink sizes Medium. large and X-tra Large.

An they get pissy when you do the The Med is the Small" bit with them.

Originally posted by riv6672
Hahaha!

Its like, we have extra large and extra small clothing sizes...but no extra medium.

After large they just added extra instead of getting creative.

So instead it could be "I'd like an Ohio" "oh sorry sir, we only carry that shirt in a Wisconsin"