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Welcome to my hotly anticipated reviews thread. Here I will be giving my cherished opinions on everything from movies and music to pizzas and more pizza. I'll also be taking requests, so if you want me to review rivs latest thread or jmanghan's chat up lines, I'll do my best. Will it get the Walshy seal of approval? You be the judge.


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Review different lipstick brands. You have to try them on to get a good opinion.

WALSHYTOMATOES TM 2016.

Yea review lipstick brands!!!

Excellently named thread, whoever came up with it must be beautiful and intelligent and amazing.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Excellently named thread, whoever came up with it must be beautiful and intelligent and amazing. Brown-noser.

Review something.

A Lipstick tasting review might be fun.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
A Lipstick tasting review might be fun. But a lipstick EATING review would be better.

Make a Video and put it on your YouBoob Channel Jimmy!!

Review the quality of posts in here so far

Yeah. What could go wrong with that?

Review the Force Awakens

Or Fifty Shades of Black!

They should revoke the Wayans SAG cards.

They should revoke their Humanity Card.

Review porn

Originally posted by Bardock42
Excellently named thread, whoever came up with it must be beautiful and intelligent and amazing.

Thank you for the kind compliments

You guys have a lot of great suggestions, overall I'd give them 5/7 pizzas pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza

thats high praise!

Eat lipstick, then review yourself on how well you ate it

You should review strange Amazon products

Originally posted by Scribble
Eat lipstick, then review yourself on how well you ate it

Yes

then make a short, art film about that experience, must be in black and white

you guys are really asking a lot of me

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review what it's like to climb to the top of the empire state building and confess your love to your high school sweetheart review that c'mon you ****ing pussy review it already

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Brown-noser.

Originally posted by Selphie
Yes

then make a short, art film about that experience, must be in black and white

Then review that film!

Review this thread.

Originally posted by Scribble
Eat lipstick, then review yourself on how well you ate it

Originally posted by Selphie
Yes

then make a short, art film about that experience, must be in black and white Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
Then review that film! And the review of the review/film has to be done with large cue cards, like in Bob Dylan's video for Subterranean Homesick Blues, followed by a summation through interpretive dance

Originally posted by walshy
you guys are really asking a lot of me

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Originally posted by Scribble
And the review of the review/film has to be done with large cue cards, like in Bob Dylan's video for Subterranean Homesick Blues, followed by a summation through interpretive dance You are really giving the thread your all.

Welshy is my creative muse awehuhs



Also I like making him dance

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Review the Force Awakens i'm not big on star wars generally but it was a decent flick, i'd give it 6 slices pizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzaOriginally posted by Flyattractor
Or Fifty Shades of Black! not sure what that is Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
Review porn finally some decent suggestions aw00t what porn?

Originally posted by Flyattractor
A Lipstick tasting review might be fun. Originally posted by Jmanghan
But a lipstick EATING review would be better. Originally posted by Scribble
Eat lipstick, then review yourself on how well you ate it i've got a lot of requests and related requests about tasting/eating lipstick..all i'm gonna say is i've applied lipstick, licked my lips a lot, defintely ingested some of it, it wasn't great, i felt like my throat was closing up and very dry.

and the film review of this and the review of that film and the interpretive dance review of that will come in due course. dodgy

Originally posted by Scribble
Welshy is my creative muse awehuhs



Also I like making him dance this gets 20 pizza slices on the walshometer. would have got more if you said creative moose.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Review this thread. best.thread.ever.pizza

roger ebert better watch out

Fifty Shades of Black is the Wayans Bros. parody of Fifty Shades of Grey.

Originally posted by Scribble
And the review of the review/film has to be done with large cue cards, like in Bob Dylan's video for Subterranean Homesick Blues, followed by a summation through interpretive dance

*a single tear falls down cheek* what a tour de force

You should review a lily Thai porn (she's a porn star)

this much in demand and politely asked for review of quavers is just in!

having had some quavers a few moments ago i can tell you that they're delightful and cheesy. appropriate snack for person on the go with little time for a more indulgent meal.

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Review Funyuns.

Yo where them reviews at??????? You ****ing forget or something??????

I thought I reviewed most everything.. Anything I missed is still in production

Review life.

Man I've got to get some ****ing quavers

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
You should review a lily Thai porn (she's a porn star) i did extensive research into this and can confirm that her bj skills are almost piggle level great, but not quite, i'm also very racist against asians so just the 4 slices.. pizzapizzapizzapizzaOriginally posted by Kharhmah
Review life. my life? your life? life in general? imo in life sometimes you get pizza and sometimes life takes pizza away, but just be thankful that there is any pizza. pizza

Originally posted by Quincy
Walshy come review this thread some people might not like quans thread but i admire his commitment, quality AND quantity postage so he gets 10 slices and a free drink

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Originally posted by Quincy
Man I've got to get some ****ing quavers you dooo

coming up next is a spamtastic review of the epic #walshscribblestanmeet2015

Can't wait aw00t

Unless you have a go at me again awenich

YOU'LL GET WHAT'S COMING TO YOU

WALSH REVIEWS SUPERBOWL - verdict: not that super, and it has nothing to do with bowls. whats that about?

i'm not american so i was never raised with the sport but i don't think i'm missing much going by that game. the one touchdown where the guy jumped over the scrum and clonked some chump in the head on the way was awesome tho. so idk..4 pizzas pizzapizzapizzapizza

i read some people thought the halftime show was boring, i thought it was pure fire, nothing to shake a stick at n that. beyonce's dancing i'm hoping leads to more pics of her face looking all distorted and weird.

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this was a neat jump too

Review death wish coffee

Review my cock!!

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Review my cock!! tut aweno well I'm going to need some pictures..

Review your mom

So far this thread is about 6-7pizzas, if you sneak a few more reviews in that'll bump up the slices

this isn't the stanthemans review thread okay gtfo of here

You just lost a slice with that kind of behaviour!

i should have trademarked the pizza slice rating system

Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
Review death wish coffee i don't drink coffee, but you can tell me all about it...over a cup of death wish coffee coffee

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
Review your mom my mum gets all the pizzas for putting up with me pizza

THE LONG AWAITED AND PATIENTLY WAITED FOR REVIEW OF SCRIBSTANMEET2015 IS HERE

so there i was in london right. and i've been to london like 10 times at this point idek how often anymore, so i know the place like the back of my hand. so i'm walking by buckingham palace, its a pretty decent palace if you're into that whole palace royalty malarkey. anyway, i keep marching on, going by Westminster and big ben n all that, on the way i saw a shop called scribbler so i took a pic n sent it to scribble because its similar to his username and i'm sure he got a big kick out of that. then from westminster i decide to get the tube to where my hotel is at. i chill at the hotel for a bit arranging when to meet up with scribble and stantheman

i finally got to camden 15 minutes later than planned, fashionably late like, and meet the intriguing, mysterious, seductive, succulent scribmeister, and the long haired, big bearded, piss station peeing, ginger man mountain beast himself, stan the ****ing man! the first words scribble said to me were "wow you really are tiny", rather than more common greetings, but i admired his gumption, and his jacket, and his hair.

5/10 slices on the walshometer

then we hung out and had drinks right by the canal, it was proper magical. i had pepsi and cider. then from there went to burger king because why not got some good grub. these guys used to be veggies too, whats with that? they all come crawling back. then onwards and upwards so we go to scribbles mates house and i'm thinking like this might be weird because you know i'm not great around people generally but especially people i never met before but it was cool. there was a little bad blood as saul, the friend whose house we were at had tried coming onto stan in their salad days, and stan had rejected his affections. there were a few words exchanged and a bit of fisticuffs but it settled down.

theeen me scibs saul and emmet went to see star wars! stan at this point had left for other ventures.

stantheman had previously agreed to meet again on satuday but he was too wasted/hungover after going to soho for one of those massive gay orgies he loves so much to show up so he gets no pizza, thats no pizza for stan. not even sides.

scribs showed on saturday because he's a gent, had more cider n drinks, more good times were had. too much because i missed my bus home and ended up getting a much later bus and getting home at like 2am but it was worth it.

give the whole thing like 9 slices pizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizza

grats if you read all this heres your prize

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There was another picture taken, but it's a bit spooky


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clapping clap

Other than the few typing errors... I thoroughly enjoyed this review heart

chesty

Originally posted by Scribble
There was another picture taken, but it's a bit spooky


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And huge, so no img tags. should do it anyways Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
clapping clap

Other than the few typing errors... I thoroughly enjoyed this review heart

chesty there was typing errors? that doesn't sound like me

you should review your review.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
you should review your review. as with all of my reviews its a perfect 10/10

just like you flirt

Originally posted by Scribble
There was another picture taken, but it's a bit spooky


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phew that's got me spooked

I give the review 8pizza, maybe 9 but me bones are shiverin from that spookin I got

Originally posted by walshy
as with all of my reviews its a perfect 10/10

just like you flirt

Oh you he

Originally posted by StanTheMan
phew that's got me spooked

I give the review 8pizza, maybe 9 but me bones are shiverin from that spookin I got

haermm

Too late bruh. I'm gonna start using it from now on.

That review was better than anything I've ever read, ever. crytissue

I give Scribble and Stan 8 pizzas for putting up with you pizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizza

Walsh I see you inviting me to GTA - watching that 11 22 63 show on Hulu with your cousin Suzy

Ohhh lol I've never seen you on gta before

Never heard of that show

Review Cadbury mini eggs

Am glad walshy and Scribs had a good time

Review me

Review Typing Errors nest.

Review the Lindt chocolates

Originally posted by walshy
my life? your life? life in general? imo in life sometimes you get pizza and sometimes life takes pizza away, but just be thankful that there is any pizza. pizza
I approve of this review.

AWWW you guys are so cute! That's adorable that you all finally met

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
I give Scribble and Stan 8 pizzas for putting up with you pizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizza probs deserve 10 tbh

Originally posted by Quincy
Walsh I see you inviting me to GTA - watching that 11 22 63 show on Hulu with your cousin Suzy i give you no pizzas because you never played gta online with me at all! cryOriginally posted by Piggle Humsy
Review Cadbury mini eggs you gave me 2 packs of mini eggs, which i ate, and i'm eating another pack rn so yeah...

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bon appetit

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
Am glad walshy and Scribs had a good time i think stan enjoyed it too shrugrin
Originally posted by Jesus McBurger
Review me for a 16 yr old genocidal, homicidal psychopath, you're pretty great. and as your mother and part time fireman, i hereby declare you the pizza prince.

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Originally posted by Flyattractor
Review Typing Errors nest. Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Review the Lindt chocolates in production as we speak

Review the Old Testament

I'm working on reviewing Stan the man meet act 3: dropped hot dogs and the sex talk

sex talk? hmm

So I have Stan to thank for how good u were? mmm

Yes Stan gave me all his tips and tricks, he's actually a sex god. I would know.. ;D

stantheman meet act III: meet up mishap madness

i met the mysterious ginger man mountain himself stantheman yeeeet again! and you won't believe what happened! find out what next......



so anyways, i was going to london, originally just to see a sum 41 show, like sum 41 are touring as part of kerrang tour (kerrang being a music magazine/other outlets that predominantly feature the most mediocre of rock bands) but stan is by london so i'm like oh stan fancy meet up he's like sure whatever yknow all alright n sorted. BUT THATS NOT ALL..i was also gonna meet the one and only piggle humsy! swank


i been to london so many times now i just walk off that bus from cardiff after a loong 2 n half hour ride and theres all these flustered tourists like and i'm just speeding past these fools on the way to where i'm headed. anyways i get to my hotel room and first things first, this is one of the smallest hotel rooms i'd stayed in, sure it made for a more cosy environment later that night i guess but i was expecting more.

but this is when the mishap happened to happen..i had arranged to meet stan at a certain time but i had just been on this stinky ass bus so i'm like yo i'm gonna have a quick shower...here's the convo (mellow t=stan)

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soooo...yeahhhhhhhh

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stan weren't happy about it but he ended up meeting me back at camden, in a less mellow state than his telegram name might suggest. he said he wasn't angry just disappointed, if words were weapons these were daggers straight to the heart. but onwards we went, and we went to check out the camden stalls for some grub, there was a bunch of different ethnic food around, polish something, Ethiopia this, switzerland that etc. i ended up getting a polish hot dog, no idea what made it polish. i was asked by the guy serving it if i wanted onions, i said no, i got onions anywayyyy???? i assume he didnt hear me or he didnt like the look of me, wouldn't be the first time.



TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR PART DEUX: WALSHY AND STAN THE BOGUS JOURNEY

Originally posted by walshy
stantheman meet act III: meet up mishap madness

stan weren't happy about it but he ended up meeting me back at camden, in a less mellow state than his telegram name might suggest.

haermm

Originally posted by walshy
he said he wasn't angry just disappointed, if words were weapons these were daggers straight to the heart.

crylaugh

Originally posted by walshy
i was asked by the guy serving it if i wanted onions, i said no, i got onions anywayyyy???? i assume he didnt hear me or he didnt like the look of me, wouldn't be the first time.



laughcry

OKAY FINALLY FINISHING THIS BEFORE #STANMEET4 AND #SCRIBSTANMEET2

so yeah anyways i forgot almost everything that happened but heres some stuff..

so because there was a bit of a mishap with meeting up - i wanted a shower, stan came to me, i went to camden, so we ended up going to opposite places etc. anyways finally meet up and i'm like alright i get you a drink to make up for it like

so there i am, i rock up to the bar like that right and its fairly busy so i'm just standing there, and my head is just above the bar, but its taking ages to get served here and i so start shooting the evils at all the bar staff until someone actually serves me, it was seriously like idk 10 minutes just standing there but i don't wanna start kicking off because i might cause some shit.

finally getting served and the guy asks for ID - this is just standard for me now. then i get my kopparberg and ask about whatever tf stan wanted then he asks if both are for me and i'm like of course not BUT then he says he needs to see stan's ID because he probably thinks i'm actually 13 despite my ID and i'm buying drinks for my other 13 y/o friends, so i say actually both drinks are for me, bar dude isn't having that so i just get my drink and go back and give stan a fiver and he gets served in like 2 minutes! wtf?!

so we're sitting outside in the freezing ass cold for some reason because we never actually drink inside bars when together. stan is giving me the sex talk and bragging about all the pussy he bagging at uni etc. and on about gay orgy this gay orgy that..

there was this moment where i just adjusted how i was sitting and the table was wonky and stans drink goes flying a bit, good times.
then we finally get up and move which really helped because i think we were almost frozen. then stan wants to show me around camden stalls and i'm wanting to buy some gloves and maybe a coat because despite saying i would go grab my jacket, i totally didnt, i did however grab my oyster card which i also forgot. stan would make a great tour guide btw, gives a bit of history etc i guess its good he wants to go into teaching he's got it nailed down already imo.

then he took me to this weird awesome futuristic shop/sex shop..it was something else, i think everywhere should look like this place, i wish i took a picture. everything was neon and this guy had some weird tech mohawk thing that lit up, he looked so cool. they had gimp stuff, dildo stuff, shirts that light up all this crazy awesome shit. was so cool. i didnt get anything from there...this time..but i did get some gloves elsewhere and they were gd lovely. we looked in this thrift shop for a jacket but they weren't my style and still expensive imo so i was like screw it i'll go back to the hotel and get my jacket THEN go to the sum 41 show..so me and stan say smell ya later and hopefully if stan isn't sick he meets tomorrow!

we didnt get any pics last time but heres whatever stan was eating while we sat by the canal:

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so then i go back to the hotel and on the way i have a stroke of a genius and get piggle wine before she arrived. i grabbed my jacket and went to the show, sum 41 - 10/10 would see again, wish i had pit tickets tbh, fat lip still holds up 15 years later.

then after the show i head back and one thing that i find weird is like it seems everyone in london is scared of stairs i s2g, in victoria right theres these two escalators everyone goes on then these stairs in the centre, i always go on the stairs..last time this ***** woman i guess i accidentally walked in her path and i swear on my life she said something towards me and so i shoot her a look and she WALKS up the escalator while i walk up the stairs and we both reach the top at the same time, i should have said something tbh. and in kentish town after this show right, everyone going on the elevators i choose to go down the stairs, and there is NO ONE coming up or down these stairs i was totally alone, there were a lot of stairs but still. then i went back to my hotel and had amazing sex with the beautiful prettyful piggle after spilling my cider and being all coy. also i may or may not have been wearing a blue wig, bikni top and bunny ears when i lost my viriginity.

thank you for reading <3

walshy reviews 1,000,000th post game closure

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You should review the Apocalypse then.

That would be fun,

Originally posted by walshy
walshy reviews 1,000,000th post game closure

http://vomzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/best-angry-gif.gif i agree.

Batman v Superman

1 thermonuclear bomb out of WWIII.

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