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That no matter what happens.

No Matter what any one says.

No Matter HOW much money it pulls it.


Not EVEN IF GOD ALMIGHTY DECREED THAT I SHOULD CHANGE MY MIND!


That I am gonna Hate the DeadPooll movie.



Just because of the fans.


And I will say its shit and belittle it at every opportunity.

Cool story, bro.

Thanks for letting us know.

I'm kidding. Nobody cares.

That was a terrible story and you should feel bad.

I mean Deadpool is just a parody of Deathstroke. I don't see why I should care.

Nobody is trying to make you care.

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In none of my posts did I say you should care though. I don't even like comics, let alone their film adaptations.

Cool Story Bro.

I just don't feel that announcing your intention to dislike the Deadpool film just for the sake of trolling warrants making a thread or is in any way, shape or form a cool story.

Deadpool got a successful movie that's going to make mad bank.

Before Lobo. And Deathstroke. More popular than both Judge Dredd movies.

More popular than Suicide Squad.

And there's not thing one you can do about it.

Yeah, I'd be mad too.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Deadpool got a successful movie that's going to make mad bank.

Before Lobo. And Deathstroke. More popular than both Judge Dredd movies.

More popular than Suicide Squad.

And there's not thing one you can do about it.

Yeah, I'd be mad too.
He's not mad, as evidenced by his use of the dancing banana emoji. He's just a mega 1337 master troll, yo.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
That no matter what happens.

No Matter what any one says.

No Matter HOW much money it pulls it.


Not EVEN IF GOD ALMIGHTY DECREED THAT I SHOULD CHANGE MY MIND!


That I am gonna Hate the DeadPooll movie.



Just because of the fans.


And I will say its shit and belittle it at every opportunity.



It was pretty good!

I just like to have hate in my life.

IT MAKES IT WORTH LIVING!

And as for the Lobo ccomment.....How does Nuke know I am a Lobo fan?


And no. I don't want WB/DC to make a Lobo movie. Cause they would make it SUCK!!!!!!

A Lobo movie would have to be rated R.
Hopefully if Deadpool does well it'll open the door to more hero movies of the same rating.

NONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!

WB will probably do it based on that ULTIMATE FAIL that was the Twilight Lobo version.


And if they do that.

I WILL KILL SOMEONE!

Probably beat who ever at WB greenliltes it with Ryan Reynolds dead body.

I personally loved the Deadpool movie and I am a massive critic

The only bit I didn't enjoy was a bunch of pissants in front of me ruining the experience for everyone else

Originally posted by Flyattractor
And as for the Lobo ccomment.....How does Nuke know I am a Lobo fan?

I know everything.

Wow Really?!

What hat size fits on that huge melon of yours !?

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
I personally loved the Deadpool movie and I am a massive critic

The only bit I didn't enjoy was a bunch of pissants in front of me ruining the experience for everyone else
Ooh i hate that.

This is why you have a home theater in your Den, anyone bothers you boot them to the curb.

Das boot!

The more crap I see about his movie on the Interwebs, the more I am convinced that everyone that sees this movie is a Douchebag.

DOUCHEPOOL!

SWIM IN IT!

God I hate this movie and I aint even SEEN it yet!


HAAHHAHAHA Being nuts is fun.

FHUDGE DP UP THE SKINNY RED ASS!

You're gonna love it when you see it...!

That will be a while. My local Theater is closed or revent... and I aint drivin to the Big Shitty to see it.

BUT I WILL STILL HATE THE ANNOYING INTERWEB FANS!


HATE THEM I SAY!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATERAAAAAAAATTTTE!!!!

Fans are the worst part of anything.

True dat!

Oh hell yes, hate THOSE guys!

What's even worse... Fangirls.

Fangirls are excusable. ....if they are hotties and in sexy cosplay.


Unless its Deadpool cosplay. DEN DEY DAMNABLE BEEEEYOU&TCHES!!!!!!!!

Really. Fangirls are why Doctor Who is the way it is today.

I personally loved the movie, probably my favorite movie based on a comic

If there is a sequel I hope it's made with the same care and dedication that they took with the first one and not just sharted out for the monies.

I'm pretty sure with Ryan Reynolds there they won't mess it up.

Green Lantern.

I can't wait for Disney to make this into Sat Morn Toon.





SO I CAN HATE THAT TOOO!


Acutally with their shitty marvel toons that probably won't be that hard anyway...


BUT HATE IT I WILL!

heh that Guardians of the Galaxy toon is mega cringeworthy

The Hulk/Smash thing is the worst.

I saw the first episode, that was enough for me.

The Stupid Diz let its best Toon end and yet this stupid Marvel stuff COINTINUES!!!!!

And they killed Young Justice, they must pay.

But they replaced it with Teen Titans?


DOSEN"T THAT APPEASE YOU?!

A really shite version of the Titans, like low rent bargain basement garbage anime level stink.

At least they gave Lobo a cameo (sort of) in the Christmas Special!!!!!!!!

Wow. A lot of Deadpool reviews on Youtube.


BUT I DISLIKED THEM ALL!


ALL I SAY!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm gonna go see it again.

Always fig'ed Riv for a 2 Timer!

Why would anyone want to subject themselves to another theater experience in this day and age. Masochist.

You would think what with him being a MASOCHIST would explain that....

Maybe his theaters aren't filled with idiots with cell phones and drunken monkeys.

Maybe his theater has Drunken Monkeys with Cell Phones.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Why would anyone want to subject themselves to another theater experience in this day and age. Masochist.
I like watching movies in the theater.
As long as its not so crowded i cant get a decent seat, and the crowd isnt crappy.
Luckily the theater i go to doesnt attract ruffians.

My theater is putting in Stadium style seats that are plush and recline. Cant' wait to try them out before they get all torn up and sticky.

That plus I hear all the toilets will actually FLUSH now!

Woo HOO!

Theaters here attract all the college bros, so there's enough empty beer cans and mj smoke and sticky things to choke a landfill

You could collect all the beer cans and make a nice roll from it.



...or is that what you do know?

I'm not touching anything on that floor.

We could get you one of those Grampa Grabber Tool thingies!

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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Theaters here attract all the college bros, so there's enough empty beer cans and mj smoke and sticky things to choke a landfill
Thats how i USED to enjoy watching movies as a kid!

used to have a bunch of old run down enter at your own risk type theaters round here. Used to play the Kid Mantinees in them all the time.


Ahhh threat of physical harm and popcorn. Good Times!

No joke, those were good days.
I loved Forty Deuce. When i was younger i lived at the Essex street Theater. Doubt its still there.

We had one that showed old sci-fi serials and Superman every Saturday.

and all for a nickel! And they even got a big ol mug o sasperilla!

Nickel? Man you're old, cost me a quarter.

I smoked weed.

You must have went broke getting popcorn and candy then.

He was nuts for Reece's Pieces.

I was! I love those things to this day...

Its why Miss Riv keeps making a trail out to the tool shed

The tool shed is just a nickname...

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Green Lantern.
Yes but seeing as Deadpool is Ryan Reynolds favorite comic I'm sure he will push for changes if he sees a big mistake

And I will keep pushing that the whole thing WAS a Big Mistake!

Maybe it was, having an R rated movie clean up at the box office like this may set off a chain of events that could bring in a lot of garbage movies because there's one thing Hollyweird loves to do is clone things infinitely just to make a few bucks.

Imagine a bad Lobo movie starring Robert Pattinson as a Twilight style pretty boy Lobo, or a SJW version of Spawn who is a Asian Transgender.

Worse case scenario, Fly is right and we all suffer.

The script for the spawn movie was just finished

lol oh man

http://comicbook.com/2016/02/14/exclusive-next-spawn-movie-will-not-be-superhero-or-action-film-/
Here you go,not seems interesting to me

When they throw around phrases like "a new take on Spawn" I roll my eyes so hard I get a headache.

I'm scared but glad. The last spawn movie sucked so hard.

I won't get my expectations to high, but I hope they can make it good.

Me too, there are a lot of cool things they can do with spawn, let's just hope it's not shit

Thats always the risk with these projects.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon


Worse case scenario, Fly is right and we all suffer.


THAT One is always my fav scenario.

Suffrage movement...!

We should ban together to put an end to it.

Band?
I'll be Ringo (he married Barbara Bach)!

3 Man Band? I call dibs on Drew McIntyre

*skips right ahead to the Drops out of the Band stage and keeps promising to start up solo project but just becomes a morphine addict instead.....then finds Jesus*

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
3 Man Band? I call dibs on Drew McIntyre
You can have him, i'll take Drew Barrymore!

That's not the correct context!

I'D con her text!!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/SEp6Zq6ZkzUNW/giphy.gif

Hahaha!!!!

.....Ok. I finally went and saw Deadpool.

Had the whole theater to myself. Nice new reclining leather seats. Fresh clean screen. Updated and modern sound and stuff. and after seeing this movie....all I gotta say is.....

**** DEADPOOL!!!!!!

I gotta go see HARDCORE HENRY AGAIN!

WOOOHHOOOO THAT MOVIE ROCKED!

I NEED MORE JIMMES!!!

****IIN HELL THAT WAS VIOLENCE PORN!

A NON-STOP ROLLER COASTER RIDE OF FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GOODNESS!
And LOTTSA BOOBIES!

WOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARDCORE MY WORLD HENRY!!!!!!












oh and Deadpool was ok ...I guess.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
oh and Deadpool was ok ...I guess.

*starts a -You Sold Out!- chant*

I had to go hide out for a while and the movies was the only place I could think of....and I didn't pay to see it.

so....RYAN REYNOLDS DIDN'T GET MY $9!!!!!!!!!

SCREW HIM!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!

Hardcore Henry got my money and my LUB!!!!!!!

He didn't get your money, that's true.

He just went in through your eyes and laid Deadpool eggs inside your brain.

AHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's fine. All the Jimmies that got in there when I saw Hardcore Henry will KICK Wades wussy little butt!

MWUAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

To carry the metaphor further, Deadpool brain eggs have a healing factor, squash em and they reform.

Now you are going to see the sequel and anything he guest cameos in.

You underestimate the Power of the JIMMIES!!!!!

Maybe after I see Hardcore Henry I could adjust my opinion.

Hardcore Henry can do that ....WITH A WRENCH!!!!!

So is the entire thing in the first person? That would take some getting used to.

Yeah it took my eyes about 20 min to readjust to reality after I saw it.