Impediment
Deadpool (2016) vs Hugh Jackman's Wolverine (all films).
Setting: Chuck E. Cheese's restaurant. Ball pits, arcade games, rides, pizza buffet, snack bar, and the dining area with the freaky animatronic hillbilly animals.
Goal: Since neither can technically be killed or die, this is a game of stab & tag and dodge & move. Both have a syringe knife that contains a virus that, if injected, will give either an incurable and disgusting venereal disease. What's the disease? Transparent boils will form on and around the genital area that house singing opera tenor worms that also will curse at you in a thick, Italian accent.
Despite their respective healing factors, this disease will never go away.
Wolverine has his claws. Deadpool has his swords (adamantium proof). Both have the syringe knive ready to stab.
Dodge. Avoid. Stick. Move. Keep away. Stab with virus.
Both start 50 feet apart with full knowledge of one another and the goal.
Who wins?
Setting: Chuck E. Cheese's restaurant. Ball pits, arcade games, rides, pizza buffet, snack bar, and the dining area with the freaky animatronic hillbilly animals.
Goal: Since neither can technically be killed or die, this is a game of stab & tag and dodge & move. Both have a syringe knife that contains a virus that, if injected, will give either an incurable and disgusting venereal disease. What's the disease? Transparent boils will form on and around the genital area that house singing opera tenor worms that also will curse at you in a thick, Italian accent.
Despite their respective healing factors, this disease will never go away.
Wolverine has his claws. Deadpool has his swords (adamantium proof). Both have the syringe knive ready to stab.
Dodge. Avoid. Stick. Move. Keep away. Stab with virus.
Both start 50 feet apart with full knowledge of one another and the goal.
Who wins?