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In answer to your "Interview with the Vampire" question.....no not really.

It's my real name, my grandfathers name was Lestan and I was almost named after him.

Excelent man it is a very cool name
The headline of theis topic could be missunderstood, right queeq :Lol

Well thanks for explaining, Lestat. I like unusual names and am always interested in their origin. Hope you stick around here for awhile.

Yes, finti, I'm sure queeq will have something to say about the title of the topic.

Finti en Gundark? FINTI AND GUNDARK?! FINTI AND GUNDARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*turns green, stomps off to office, slams door and a lot of breaking noise are heard*

*with that a big fat hutt walks out of queegs office and says "thanks baby....that was soooo gooood" then walks into Lestats office, banging and crashing ensues*

CONTINUITY ERROR: Lestat has no office here.

Call the editing department.

Well, if you hang around, Lestat, we'll get you a chair with your name on it. Even GEORGE doesn't have that !!

We can turn the trash can upside down and you can use your lipstick to write. Even Lucas doesn't have that.

You know when I said "Lestats office" I meant the toilets.....what?

Lestat, you're fitting right in here ! (and thats a compliment)

Do you KNOW how hard it is to get lucky with a hutt in a toilet stall? It's a bit tight!

Hmmmmm.... getting lucky with a Hutt is not on my current list of priorities....

I think Lestat is in for a promotion. He will be a great asset.

Yeah dust the bar Lestat! , if not he will be a table.

Ah Gundark..you dont know what your missing! They cant half kiss! They do things with that tongue that'd make a lezza blush!

I think I'll look for a bucket now.

*bucket too small; pushes trash can over to queeq*

Still too small.

*hops on forklift, rotates dumpster over to queeq*

Now I think we're getting somewhere.

yes, gundy, please add fuel to the fire.

(Gun chops down all trees on Endor, throws wood on fire) How's that, keo ?

That took too long. It's all over the floor now.

Guess next time I'll use a chainsaw instead of that pocketknife.

Anything to speed up the harvest and teleport me off this rock.

I don't think so queeq, I'm only an apprentice and not very knowledgable about such things.

Lego trees are picked up by Finti as usual after queeq and Gundarks playtime

Playtimes over? Whens my mum coming to pick me up?

Awww, I saw the title of this thread and thought there might be some juicy gossip. How disappointing....

Well so did queeq for a moment. Then he threw his usual little Sith hissy fit and now he's fine.

I take it you use FINE as a comparrative term...

Yeah, something like that. Fine = queeq. Hmmm....something doesn't quite make sense here.

Yes the = sign

So I'm not fine, eh?

Look around you. Look at this great world of chaotic entertainment I have created for you.

*gets on bar stool and stretches out his hands*

I built a bar with these two bare hands, I stood alone when I built it, mocked by all and yet all I have made and done has finally given meaning to your pitiful little lives.

Now bow before me and DECLARE ME EMPEROR!!!!!

*ring ring*

Hello? Oh, sorry. I'll be right there. *hangs up phone*

Sorry guys, gotta go. I'm late for my meeting with my analist.

Hey...finti...I just noticed your're a master now. Congrats, old boy !

Thanks young gal!!!! always felt like one though

Ahem, sorry, queeq, you got your post in before I did. Hmmmm....(goes back and re-reads queeq's post) okay, yeah, yeah, yeah....my master is now the emporer, yada, yada.

Oooooooooo.....finti called me YOUNG GAL. I WUV FINTI.

Finti's nuts.

Wuv? no dogs allowed in this bar unless its fluffy, then I can use it to clean with it

finti's nuts ? Hmmm...why don't you lie down on this couch and tell me all about it, finti ?

eh how about no.

Don't you want your sane Norse brain picked delicately apart by someone named Mayhem ? Come on, be a good sport !

Picked or pickled????

I can do both at the same time. I'm good.

OK, Gundy needs 10,000 gallons of pickling vinegar, STAT!

My, that's some brain finti has.

Well, with a head that big. Oops, sorry, that's queeq.

Good one, RC !

So, he has barely returned and he's cracking jokes at my expense again. Well, guess Disney gave him new inspiration. *charges tommy blaster*

You don't even want to know...

I don't? Quite an assumption.

Trust me, you wouldn't like it I'm sure....

I don't know. I like a lot of things.

That's nice....

I can provide you with a list of things queeq likes, RC...if you want to see if you're on it.

Oh please, that would be most helpful.

(Gundark goes into skeleton closet, starts rooting around for queeq's list...) I thought I had that tacked on the wall in here right where I could see it easily.....

*taps Gundy on the shoulder holding a piece of paper*

Looking for something, deary? I see I have to teach you some more of my "serve the master with everything I've got" lessons.

*with a dramatic gesture he closes the door to the closet, leaving him and Gundy alone inside*

Not another pair that need a room. OMG!!!

There was no first pair!

OH, but I think there was.

We are certainly not "another" pair. We made that closet what it is today.

Don't listen to him, Edna... these people just impune away with impunity...

And all credit to queeg for his closetness.

Impuning is quite an effort on these boards, you know. And Gundy should share the credit. After all, it's her closet.

Credit shared.

Thanks. I''l let you knock on the closet door sometime for that one.

I'll note that...

(Grabs list out of queeq's hand, studies it) Hmmmm...tell RC we're gonna have to see some I.D. first.

*burns list with Force lightning*
He knows too much already.

Suddenly I'm less interested in taking notes...

Never mess with my master's force lightning. (Knocks screeching smoke detector off wall, rips out batteries)

Nice reflexes, deary.

Awwww, no fun! Anyway, I checked and I'm definately me!

And Gundy&queeq were the original pair, followed by Edna and Ush....

Ah, I think there was a pair before me & queeq, dear RC....

Indeed, RC. Indeed.

Really? Actually, I don't believe so.

Actually, I KNOW so. *checks the Episode-ii.co.uk timeline* Yes indeed.

Nah, trust me, I'm pretty sure we don't want to go down that route.

Sure we do. The facts speak for themselves. *delves into the archives to get the evidence*

Sorry, I'm at a loss to understand you.

Okay then. I'll make it clear to you: Gundy and I were NOT, stress: NOT, the first couple on these boards.

Edna and I are not a couple! Who knows what the myriad possibilites of the future may bring... but current speculation is irrelevant!

Then who was? I'm pretty sure you were THE couple on this board for a long, long time.

That... would have been clever of us...

Sorry Ush, I was referring to queeq and Gundy.

Yeah, I was going to say...

They're at it like rabbits you know...

What, fluffy and cute and nice?

Something like that....

I thought so. They are such fluffy and cute and nice people.

Hip hop. At it like rabbits ? Well, RC, that's pushing the envelope a little, isn't it ?

He was just calling you cute.

Use the force, Ush...there is more here than meets the eye... (Gundark hops away looking for carrots)

Well, yeah, fluffy as well, like I said.

Okay, you sold me on cute and fluffy, but I don't think queeq is gonna take too kindly to it....

He'll love it, the big teddy bear.

Gundy, what exactly do you think "it" is???

Something cute, I dare say.

Awwww, how nice.

He's a nice person. So are you. So are you all...

OMG, he's delusional!

We ARE nice people...

Closing....