Solid Snake and Big Boss vs Daniel Larusso and Dre Parker

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Solid47
Solid Snake and Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid.

VS

Daniel and Dre from The Karate Kid.

Hey Hellboy288/owningyoufast/icantbelievethi. Didn't you said that Snake and Big Boss are horrible fighters and that any martial artist would trash them. Hum..... So I'm just putting them against some "low level fighters" since you seems to think guys like John McClane, GTA characters, Nobita from Doraemon and Carl from Up are more skilled and better fighters than them. rolling on floor laughing

Round 1: They are playing hide and seek inside of a Shopping Center.
Snake and BB must hide from them for 30min to win this round.

Round 2: H2H on the top of Outer Haven.

Would the Snakes just CQC their asses or Daniel and Dre would kick their heads-off with their "ultimate crane kick".

The winner must dispose the defeated fighters inside of a "Meat Grinder".

Discuss Happy Dance

Nusa105
Snake and BB stomps all

Solid47
Bump.

Nusa105
Originally posted by Solid47
Bump.
Why would you bump? It's a mismatch. It's like putting Master Chief vs Nathan Drake

Jmanghan
Originally posted by Nusa105
Why would you bump? It's a mismatch. It's like putting Master Chief vs Nathan Drake This.

Dexx-Planet86
Snake and big pussy is slow and telegraphed as phuck i even think ali mills would knock their skulls off with staggering ease

StealthRanger
Either Snake or Big Boss can solo

Dexx-Planet86
Originally posted by StealthRanger
Either Snake or Big Boss can solo
lol you're stupid. even pre training daniel and dre would beat Snake's @SS with staggering ease

Dexx-Planet86
snake and big pussy isnt even good as ezio who pales in comparison to 98% of live action movie characters

their speed is nothing special snake didnt even dodge gay ocelots punches and big pussy got tagged by arrow and got wasted by volgin and cunnighan

their durability is nothing special snake got one shotted by a random genome soldier back in the head and big pussy got trashed by cunnighan

snake and big pussy cannot even take 3 fodder soldiers while ezio was mowing down a army of highly trained templars. and ezio isnt even close to miyagi and han who steamrolled through cobra kai, cheng ,kreese and terry

cqc is nothing special its a glorified version of LINE that is complete garbage compared to other martial arts. martial arts takes long time to master because you needs to develot your motor coordination. if you put snake and big pussy against johnny, cheng or any other martial artists with decent experience they would get their asses wtfpwned in less than 5 secs

come back when snake and big pussy doesnt get their asses beaten by pussymorons like vamp, ocelot and volgin laughing out loud

them they might last 10 microsecs more against daniel and dre before they knocks their skulls off laughing out loud

RadZoa
Dexx you're trying waaay too hard

Solid47
Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
snake and big pussy isnt even good as ezio who pales in comparison to 98% of live action movie characters

their speed is nothing special snake didnt even dodge gay ocelots punches and big pussy got tagged by arrow and got wasted by volgin and cunnighan

their durability is nothing special snake got one shotted by a random genome soldier back in the head and big pussy got trashed by cunnighan

snake and big pussy cannot even take 3 fodder soldiers while ezio was mowing down a army of highly trained templars. and ezio isnt even close to miyagi and han who steamrolled through cobra kai, cheng ,kreese and terry

cqc is nothing special its a glorified version of LINE that is complete garbage compared to other martial arts. martial arts takes long time to master because you needs to develot your motor coordination. if you put snake and big pussy against johnny, cheng or any other martial artists with decent experience they would get their asses wtfpwned in less than 5 secs

come back when snake and big pussy doesnt get their asses beaten by pussymorons like vamp, ocelot and volgin laughing out loud

them they might last 10 microsecs more against daniel and dre before they knocks their skulls off laughing out loud
Either Snake or Ezio would beat any character in the Karate Kid series.

RadZoa
Originally posted by Solid47
Either Snake or Ezio would beat any character in the Karate Kid series. So what was the point of this thread then?

Dexx-Planet86
Originally posted by Nusa105
Why would you bump? It's a mismatch. It's like putting a tetraplegic 90 years old with alzheimer(snake and big pussy) vs prime tyson(daniel and dre)

fixed for you moron

snakes pis aura cant save him here

Nusa105
Can Somebody ban dexx because of his troll stuff?

Dexx-Planet86
someone needs to tell thr truth

Dexx-Planet86
Originally posted by Solid47
Either Snake or Ezio would beat any character in the Karate Kid series.

big pussy and ezio cannot even dodge arrows and throwing knives laughing out loud

mr miyagi casually catched a mach10 arrow at point blank range without even trying and broke a massive tree with a lazy karate chop

snake got his ass beaten by 3 soldiers laughing out loud and ezio got overwhelmed by templar soldiers while miyagi and han was effortlessly trashing johnny and cheng

snake and ezio cannot fight faster than johnny or cheng who daniel and dre has beaten neither casually catch mach10 arrows

daniel and dre knocks their skulls off with a crane/flip kick in the first microsec of the fight

their motor coordination, reflexes are too poor to contend against them laughing out loud

Drsoe08
Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
big pussy and ezio cannot even dodge arrows and throwing knives laughing out loud

mr miyagi casually catched a mach10 arrow at point blank range without even trying and broke a massive tree with a lazy karate chop

snake got his ass beaten by 3 soldiers laughing out loud and ezio got overwhelmed by templar soldiers while miyagi and han was effortlessly trashing johnny and cheng

snake and ezio cannot fight faster than johnny or cheng who daniel and dre has beaten neither casually catch mach10 arrows

daniel and dre knocks their skulls off with a crane/flip kick in the first microsec of the fight

their motor coordination, reflexes are too poor to contend against them laughing out loud


Mach 10 arrows? are you that stupid or just trolling?

Nononono666
Originally posted by StealthRanger
Either Snake or Big Boss can solo

then why people on reddit said that snake cannot beat a overgrown taekwondo instructor called kyle dickass motherucker laughing out loud

snake isnt even a bullettimer and is no faster than ezio or big boss who are unable to dodge arrows. miyagi would be too fast for snake and john to tag even with machineguns

Originally posted by RadZoa
Dexx you're trying waaay too hard

then why Tzeentch said that snake have the most basic moves ever moron no expression

but snake isnt even a bullettimer and was unable to break handcuffs. twin snakes snake maybe would last 5 secs against miyagi. but being a bullettimer doesnt make you peak human. elektra sliced a bullet in half and she still isnt peak human

Originally posted by Nusa105
Can Somebody ban dexx because of his troll stuff?

kesuke miyagi casually catched a 240mph arrow that requires bullettiming speed while john and ezio got tagged by 150fps arrows no expression

snake isnt even olympic level

snake isnt even good as ezio. and we all knows that miyagi could trash ezio given ezio is no better than jack reacher or john mcclane

snakes punches and kicks are ridiulously basic and telegraphed given Tzeentch said that. if snake trhows a punch, miyagi would effortlessly dodge and disarms snake throwing on ground them karate chops snakes skull in half

saying snake and big boss can contend against daniel and dre is like a boy in whellchair with down syndrome can fight batman or deathstroke

any person who thinks snake has a chance to beat daniel and dre doesn't deserve to live

Riddleboxx04
Daniel and Dre wins Lol.

Unlike Snake they doesn't have a villain like Liquid Snake that needs them alive solely to insert PAL Keys to accomplish their objectives Lol. Both Johnny and Kreese wanted Daniel and Miyagi dead.

Snake's techniques are basic and slow compared to them and cannot defend themselfs against a variety of advanced moves like leg sweep or takedowns. What's going to stop from them dropping Snake on ground and immobilizing them.

Miyagi caugh an arrow with ease unlike Big Boss that got impaled on legs and Snake that only dodged the aim of ballistic knife. Catching a arrow with ease is just as impessive as dodging a pistol bullet after fired.

Snake and Big Boss lives on a realistic setting limited by Human physiology and physics while Daniel and Dre makes Padawan esque acrobatics and Miyagi breaks trees like Batman or catch arrows flying at 100 Meters per Second.

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