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God, it seems that the search engine bots have been on our boards for days.

Are they planning a siege?

{Quick! Call the Armed Guard!} I was wondering about that myself Rex! So none of them are real people like u and me and the ones with names?

BUT..we've had multiple registered members this past few weeks

There will be no siege, Finti still has his axe.

Let the bots be, they've brought us a lorra lorra traffic lately.

*checks name*
nope, we're not called Zion

Those aren't bots, but actually people looking for Matrix stuff. I've only seen a max of 2 bots in the past week or so.

that bad huh?

what's a bot?

*Best Alan Partrdige impression*

Tea or coffee.....tea or coffee....

in this case searchengines, they browse through the threads and note it down in the engine

I've never noticed one.

You've never seen a bot?

*Bends over and slaps own bottom*

Now you have.

That's worse than the hairy guy.

My arse is hair free and so clean you could eat your dinner off it.

I'll pass on that thanks all the same.

Mech, lay off the alcohol. You're grossing out the rest of us.

I haven't even had a drop yet!

YET.

Nah, tonights gotta be alcohol free.

I have an assignment to hand in tomorrow so I'm re-reading it and changing any mistakes. I finished it at 2am this morning so I've found some quite comical errors.

Any on purpose?

I found, "purplemonkeydishwasher" three times in the main body text.

I've gotta stop watching the Simpsons whilst writing.

You should have left it in. It would have been amusing to see what it did to your grade...

you still don't know?

Well I went to hand it in and I saw one of my Uni buddies handing his in.

Dammit, it looked like the bastard had done twice as much as me. Unless he just used a text size of about "25", but either way I wish I'd thought of it.

making more pages or using text size 25?

Pfffft! The text size, not more work!

Hell no!

you could have copied his work and THEN use the text size 25 ...

hmmm. There's just the snall possibility that you might get found out using those content boosting methods.

Hiya Orph! Long time no see chap, hows tricks?

You sound like a man who's been caught out on the volume boosting assignment method.

how did that one end mech?

Assignment?

yes

Handed it in, will have to wait a few weeks for a result.

Have an exam on Wednesday and another assignment to hand in Friday, then thats this semester finished. Woo-hoo!

and then you graduate?

Nah, this time next year if I keep up the studying.

IF?

If I can keep up with the work, its damn near killing me having virtually no social life anymore. I've been getting grief from my buddies for not seeing them as much, and from work for my reduced work load.

Have a few drinks, you'll soon forget your worries.

This Friday my man...once all my Uni stuff is out of the way I'm having a big weekend session. I may be going to the BTCC meeting at Silverstone with Mrs.MM on Sunday too, depends on the weather.

Sounds good.

silverstone weather