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Thor swings Mjoinir at an adamantium rail spike that Superman has his best double handed grip on but the point is touching his sternum

What happens?

Superman is actively holding it away, but can't move it off his chest/dodge
Thor is normal swinging Mjoinir, not throwing ect

Round 1 Thor
Round 2 Whor

What happens?

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
Thor swings Mjoinir at an adamantium rail spike that Superman has his best double handed grip on but the point is touching his sternum

What happens?

Superman is actively holding it away, but can't move it off his chest/dodge
Thor is normal swinging Mjoinir, not throwing ect

Round 1 Thor
Round 2 Whor

What happens?

1. Superman gets stabbed.
2. Something something phallic symbol.

Superman gets stabbed

1. Super gets stabbed
2. Superman explodes

Superman acts like a prick because he doesn't get nicked. Cause One Thor is a pussy, and the other has a pussy.

Stilt and I come into the thread, and ruin it for everyone.

Also, reported as not a vs thread

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Stilt and I come into the thread, and ruin it for everyone.

Also, reported as not a vs thread



1. Superman dies.
2. Superman dies and abhi cries haw-som

Superman moves the rail to the opening of his anus and relaxes his grip as Thor brings on the hammer. ...

Superman definitely gets stabbed.

This doesn't kill him.

He gets stabbed, then he takes the spike and stabs Thor in the nuts with it. Odin never gets to be a grand pappy.

Originally posted by Raisen
Superman moves the rail to the opening of his anus and relaxes his grip as Thor brings on the hammer. ...

i thought I'd laugh until i died

Originally posted by Henry_Pym
What happens?
I chastise myself for clicking on the thread, and leave.