Yoda vs. the Inquisitors (Rebels)

Text-only Version: Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.



The Ellimist
Yoda vs. every shown inquisitor (canon)

1. Force
2. Sabers
3. All-out

Syndicate
Come on now. You were doing better.

Beniboybling
lmao

Lord Stark
Yoda will solo the Inquisitorius without even drawing his saber.

MythLord
Yoda gives them the Shadow Hunter treatment he gave Tiin, Depa and Plo.

The Ellimist
Can Yoda handle their spinning saber attack?

Beniboybling
Hmm, he has poor eyesight so it might make him dizzy. smile

The Ellimist
Imao Jedi wankers

Yoda's reach is too small, he can't get enough leverage to overwhelm their dark side slash.

EmperorSidious2
Originally posted by The Ellimist
Imao Jedi wankers

Yoda's reach is too small, he can't get enough leverage to overwhelm their dark side slash.

Tell that to Dooku and Sidious.

The Ellimist
Dooku and Sidious are weak and old, they don't have enough muscle mass to overpower him. These inquisitors are younger so they have a better memory of when they were shorter, so they'll better be able to adapt to Yoda's small size.

Yoda struggles to lift a pillar, even Savage Oppress has better TK feats than that.

Beniboybling
Originally posted by The Ellimist
Imao Jedi wankers

Yoda's reach is too small, he can't get enough leverage to overwhelm their dark side slash. This is a good argument, and reflects your credibility as a debater. smile

EmperorSidious2
Originally posted by The Ellimist
Dooku and Sidious are weak and old, they don't have enough muscle mass to overpower him. These inquisitors are younger so they have a better memory of when they were shorter, so they'll better be able to adapt to Yoda's small size.

Yoda struggles to lift a pillar, even Savage Oppress has better TK feats than that.

Nice trolling.

The Ellimist
In all seriousness canon Yoda's TK feats are kind of lolworthy.

EmperorSidious2
Originally posted by The Ellimist
In all seriousness canon Yoda's TK feats are kind of lolworthy.

That's better.

The Ellimist
I actually said that in the second half of my post. Carthage-speak just makes everything look troll-ish.

The Ellimist
Bump

Col. Valerian
Yoda stomps.

hutchy1345
Yoda stomps

ILS
Stoda Yomps

The Ellimist
up

Chosen_Sith
The Inquisitors. They put on the most pathetic display of force/lightsaber techniques that Yoda has ever seen. He ends up getting murdered as he dozes off to sleep. Somehow the inquisitors still manage to maim half their team by complete accident. wink

Emperordmb
The fifth brother stands there like a derp while Yoda blitzes the others, then tries to fly away on his lightsaber but Yoda pulls it from his hands and he falls to his death.

Syndicate
Originally posted by ILS
Stoda Yomps

Does anybody else think this sounds vaguely sexual?

Beniboybling
Only you no

Syndicate
:7

The Ellimist
Is it that clear?

The Ellimist
up

UCanShootMyNova
Yeah pretty clear. While scrubs like Anakin get buried by them even post prime ESB Yoda should stomp them in turn.

Text-only Version: Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.