Darth Bane and Valkorion vs. The Devourer of Worlds

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The Ellimist
Galactus has just consumed a star

Bane and Valkorion are amped by Lehon's nexus, Bane gets his orbalisks, Valkorion gets a week of prep

Galactus Respect Thread

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Galactus makes Valkorion his herald.

The Ellimist
What if Bane uses Force Wave?

FreshestSlice
Thread's already been done. Bane solos.

The Ellimist
What if we give Galactus Sirak and the Living Tribunal?

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Stop giving me a Marvel boner, Ellimist. smile

The Ellimist
I'm sorry I really want Marvel to win but I'm not sure how to do it

TOAA?

FreshestSlice
How can Galactus hope to had powers to defeat entities?

The Ellimist
To quote SW_Legend "Valkorion was too powerful... And Immortal... Conventional methods would not stop him"

How can Galactus defeat Valkorion if conventional methods can't stop him?

FreshestSlice
I was thinking Galactus just waves his hand and wipes him from existence, but Valkorion is an entity, so that might not work. http://r35.imgfast.net/users/3513/11/32/39/smiles/3024136639.gif

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Originally posted by FreshestSlice
I was thinking Galactus just waves his hand and wipes him from existence

You're giving Valkorion that much credit, Kek?

The Ellimist
Valkorion can unleash the full power of the dark side, destroy droids, and kill farmers, how can Galactus compete?

FreshestSlice
I imagine something like this, if Galactus even entertained given Valkorion any remote chance of getting near him.
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/marvelvscapcom/images/d/df/Galactus.gif

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
It probably would have been better to show scans of Galactus killing celestials or destroying galaxies as a side effect of his battle with Mephisto. smile

FreshestSlice
Why would I need to do that? Valkorion can match either of those things?

The Ellimist
Vitiate can destroy a temple though

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
You need to flaunt Galactus's superiority bro.

GALACTUS HARBORED A MULTIVERSAL BEING IN HIS SHELL

smilesmilesmile

FreshestSlice
In all honesty he'd just send the Silver Surfer, and that'd be a GG.

The Ellimist
Feats for Galactus that match killing a father and his children while near death and disintegrating a droid?

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
>Valkorion and Bane

>Worthy of Surfer's attention

> smilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmile

FreshestSlice
Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
>Valkorion and Bane

>Worthy of Surfer's attention

> smilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmilesmile
But they're worthy of Galactus'? *****, please.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Galactus is a jobber tho

The Ellimist
Lol Skillz is a biased Marvel wanker, Galactus has never killed beasts and destroyed ancient temples, he's outclassed

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Honestly, Galactus legit probably kills them with force lightning.

FreshestSlice
Yeah, with their Lightning.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Nah. He'd make the force submit to him and become a fully fledged Jedi knight. smile

FreshestSlice
Galactus would do what Plagueis tried to, only not failing, make that into a herald, and then that herald would take over the galaxy.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Then Franklin Richards would make Galactus his herald, (that was so badass,) then Galactus an hero's and unleashes Abraxas, who literally oneshots the universe. smile

FreshestSlice
I'm sure Valkorion and Bane died somewhere in there.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
The residual energies of Galactus's midichlorian herald killed them I think.

FreshestSlice
Maybe DC would be a better match for Star Wars?

SunRazer
lol No. Well, actually, that depends on who from DC.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Superman Prime One Million, Darkseid, and Doomsday. smile

FreshestSlice
That's a better fit than Galactus, kek.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Dunno, prime one million was pretty wanky. Way before he reached his prime in that arc, he learned everything he could from the source...and was unsatisfied. IIRC.

SunRazer
Well, it depends on which version of the other two as well. I mean, there was a point when Darkseid was fighting the Source as well.

FreshestSlice
Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Dunno, prime one million was pretty wanky. Way before he reached his prime in that arc, he learned everything he could from the source...and was unsatisfied. IIRC.
"Oh, one of my descendants banged a multi-dimensional being. Guess I have their powers now."

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
I bet Valkorion could break through The Source.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Originally posted by FreshestSlice
"Oh, one of my descendants banged a multi-dimensional being. Guess I have their powers now."

Yeah IIRC mxy became one of Prime's servants.

FreshestSlice
Maybe Smallville Superman is a better fit.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Pretty sure even Batman vs Superman!Doomsday would take Valkorion and Bane.

FreshestSlice
Star Wars is in that odd place where every other universe is way above them or way below them.

SunRazer
Don't know much about them, so how does Halo and Trek compare to SW?

FreshestSlice
Trek has comparable technology, but Halo would get shit on. I guess the Forerunners would have a chance.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
I like the cosmic characters above all, tbh. And yeah, Star Wars is pretty shit in the grand scheme of things.

SunRazer
That's because SW's cosmic characters are children before Marvel's and DC's.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Trek has comparable technology, but Halo would get shit on. I guess the Forerunners would have a chance.

Can't the didact like warp fleets across the universe or some shit with his power? And their ships are fugging enormous IIRC.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Originally posted by SunRazer
That's because SW's cosmic characters are children before Marvel's and DC's.

SW's cosmics are shitty compared to like Odin, much less the real cosmics.

FreshestSlice
Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Can't the didact like warp fleets across the universe or some shit with his power? And their ships are fugging enormous IIRC.
I forgot the Precursors too. Nevermind, Star Wars gets raped anally by Halo.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
What can the precursors do?

FreshestSlice
They're like the Forerunners' Forerunners.

SunRazer
Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
SW's cosmics are shitty compared to like Odin, much less the real cosmics.

That's because the only real cosmics they have are the Bedlam Spirits, who can't control their powers, and the Ones, who are more of a metaphor for the Force than anything else.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Shit lmao. I remember the didact being able to warp fleets across the universe, but that's all.

FreshestSlice
Maybe the Celestials have a shot at matching them. Star Wars has a chance.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Originally posted by SunRazer
That's because the only real cosmics they have are the Bedlam Spirits, who can't control their powers, and the Ones, who are more of a metaphor for the Force than anything else.

Nah but like I'm saying Odin would annihilate The Ones assuming they exist.

To answer the other part of your question, Trek rapes Wars too. Because of the Q.

The Ellimist
Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Trek has comparable technology, but Halo would get shit on. I guess the Forerunners would have a chance.

laughing out loud Any faction in Star Trek short of Q-like beings would get solo'd by a single star destroyer, let alone the ridiculous technological and logistical advantages that Star Wars has as a whole.

The Forerunners would win though, barring superweapon spam.

SunRazer
Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Nah but like I'm saying Odin would annihilate The Ones assuming they exist.

To answer the other part of your question, Trek rapes Wars too. Because of the Q.

Odin's inferiors like the Silver Surfer would solo SW, tbh.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Originally posted by SunRazer
Odin's inferiors like the Silver Surfer would solo SW, tbh.

Yeah, not only does marvel have far, far more cosmics, those cosmics are millions of times more powerful as well.

SunRazer
DC as well. The Spectre, the Presence and GEB, the Endless, the Quintessence, etc.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
So do a lot of anime verses. DBZ/DBS, for example.

What about the Primal Monitor? Lucifer? Michael? 5th dimensional imps?

SunRazer
Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
So do a lot of anime verses. DBZ/DBS, for example.

What about the Primal Monitor? Lucifer? Michael? 5th dimensional imps?

I only listed a few examples. Lucifer and co. would blink the SW universe out of existence. IIRC, Lucifer no-sold a multiversal attack.

XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Yeah and he can bestow the full power of God at will IIRC.

Can't forget about Godspawn and MoM either!

The Merchant
Galactus at his absolute weakest was able to destroy an entire Galaxy with his Herald my Rage blast, not to mention with the power cosmic he essentially can do everything the Force can do and on a much larger scale and way more abilities than what Force users has been shown being capable of.

SunRazer
Never use the phrase "at his weakest" when discussing cosmics, or just anyone in Marvel/DC. They may be powerful, but they also get humiliated by the stupidest PIS ever. Thanos "at his weakest" got arrested by cops, Darkseid "at his weakest" lost to a flight of stairs, and Silver Surfer "at his weakest" got his board mugged by some Mexicans.

The Ellimist
^ actually it was three star systems (and counting).

The dread masters can bring the galaxy to its knees, Galactus gets crushed, GG

The Merchant
Later on it was revealed the "Galaxy was swept clean" by Thanos.

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